Cardfight!! Vanguard (2018) Liveblog

Apparently step 2 is Choose your fursona

Kai is so dramatic sitting at this table in a shop

"You have lost two of your units doesnt this make you sad"

"Dude its not that real ive been playing this game for like 2 minutes"

"Wrong we are in the cardfight dimension"

"can... can i ask the waiter to bring my cup ramen to the cardfight dimension"

"yea thats fine"

He's so offended that someone would suggest he plays this card game for fun

SAYS THE FUCKER WHO WONT SHUT UP ABOUT HIS DAMN CARDFIGHT DIMENSION

"He's in love with a card game now"

MIWA IS VOICED BY ORPHEN (a fact i completely missed by watching orphen dubbed)

*points vaguely at crowd* that ones the strongest

KAMUI HOW AND WHY

Did None of you watch him fight Miwa

Do I remember what do I was on? No but neither does crunchyroll

Crunchyroll be like 1080p ads 144p show

"Kai is my vanguard"

Fucking gay

Aichi you gave to start getting in fist fights

I can't act surprised this is so typical of kids toy shows

She's just here for her paycheck don't judge her

She's your ref I think she knows the rules

Misaki be like draw 25 cards

Kai: everyone stop repeating everything I say

Aichi: :3

"You're Misaki's vanguard"

Aichi: *DESPERATELY LOOKS AT KAI*

Aichi getting kabedon-ed for his cardfight cards

I love this gang of bullies that is like oh shit a children's card game

Crunchyroll app won't stop skipping wildly round the episode

Dude you can't have the same fursona that's not cool

Cardfight is so complicated I'm never learning this game

Beyblade is easy to understand

Oh shit leorio and kurapika had another kid

I know that guy he plays Beyblade!

THIS LOSER GOT LOST

This is getting unfair how many fighters does capital even have

NwO

"I sure did get my ass handed to me by a 12 yo"

Koutei got confused what he's meant to be doing

"I'm ashamed I must leave immediately"

THIS LOSER AND HIS TOKU THEME TEAM

WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING

Koutei: *TPOSES AT TABLE*

He's so fucking stupid in fucked

Why is "daiyusha" ringing bells

When you have to worry about your sister seeing you kissing playing cards

NAGISA AND HER BROTHER ARE SO CUTE

MMMM SKULL DRAGON SEXY

The top 3 fighters in the Asia division have collectively 0 brain cells

Koutei finally arrives and will slowly sort through everyone in the shop to find someone who's willing to fight his stupid ass

Kai is such a scalie

"I have no cards in my hand, I have to deliver 2 damage next turn"

Kai is about to slap Koutei into the next dimension

He's so fucking stupid

KOUTEI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING

Aichi: Kai-kun ??

Kai: *GLARES AT HIM*

AICHI FUCKING DIED OF THINKING TOO HARD

"How do I get good"

"Just don't fucking lose, idiot"

Congrats on your wedding Kamui

Oh good we found an evil card game cult

I know that voice

????? WHY DID I INSTANTLY RECOGNISE THE VOICE OF THE INSECT GANMA????

And the other voice I recognised was Doggie

Phi Beyblade walked into the card shop and killed a man

Phi Beyblade calling Kamui a filthy casual

I can't believe a BDSM cult took over the card shop

Kai be like oh fuck a BDSM card game cult I'm in give me those membership gloves

OH REN STARTED THE BDSM CARD GAME CULT AND ALREADY MADE KAI PARTAKE IN IT ONCE FANTASTIC

KAI YOU CANT JUST BANISH PEOPLE TO THE CARDFIGHT DIMENSION BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO DO THE BDSM CARDFIGHT AND 2 HITS IN DECIDED YOU DIDNT LIKE IT ANYMORE

First Phi now Eyes Rutherford

Aichi don't give him orders he likes it too much

KYOU WHY DO YOU HAVE 50 FUCKING CARDS IN YOUR HAND

Kyou: Ren and Aichi are the same

Me: so Kai has A Type

Aichi: Ren made these BDSM gloves because he loves cardfight

Can't believe they're gonna kill Phi Beyblade

I've been waiting for this

Ren: Trans Rights

Why are you shocked Miwa is here he's never anywhere else

Miwa: I won't let Ren take Kai from me

Kai: who are you

Child Kai and Miwa: literally look the exact same

Miwa be like has a massive crush on Kai

Gets thrown aside for any guy who can enter the cardfight dimension

Miwa: KAI ISNT INTO BDSM LEAVE GIM ALONE

Can't wait for them to tell Ren that Kai isn't into him anymore I'm sure he'll be ok with that news

Crunchyroll is protesting me finishing this damn ep

Kai: T-poses on bed dramatically

Kyou hiding behind Kamui's hair

Kyou is here to propose

Kyou: Aichi gave me orders once I will now pledge everything at him

Aichi: oh that's.... Nice???

Kyou I don't think clinging to him will give you the power to enter the cardfight dimension

But what do I know about how this shit works

Ren: hello shop have you got my friend I need to tell her about Kai

Tetsu: we need to keep Ren distracted so he doesn't realise you ghosted him or worse he starts telling us about how great you are

Kyou be like drags Aichi around to get him beat up

Tetsu: WELL I DONT THINK YOU COULD SATISFY REN ANYMORE

Kai:

Kai: Wanna hear about Aichi

Quick Ren be straight

Miwa: STOP FLIRTING THIS IS A SERIOUS CARD SHOP

Ren is constantly talking to his damn cards

Ren was aichi once

Fucked up a perfectly good boyfriend is what you did Kai, look at him, he's running a BDSM cult!

Can't believe Ren saw Kai and was instantly in love with him, terrible mistake on his part

Aichi has died of card games

Ren meanwhile got lost the one time Kai decided to visit him

"You gotta be gay"

Kai came to the BDSM club to hurt people

He's fitting in

Ren has been destroyed

Kai bullies Aichi into not playing this children's card game

Kai: STOP PLAYING CARDFIGHT VANGUARD

Aichi: NO YOU ONLY LOVE ME BECAUSE I PLAY THIS

Kai: shit clearly there's nothing I can say to convince him otherwise