Cardfight!! Vanguard (2018) Liveblog

Kai: ACTUALLY I WASN'T REALLY TRYING WHEN AICHI BEAT ME

Ren won't stop wiggling because Kai is giving him attention

Hate that fighting Kai makes Ren feel pleasure

Ren: I finally beat Kai

Ren: AICHI YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Aichi: I don't know whats happening

Ren: WE'RE GOING TO THE CARDFIGHT DIMENSION AND I WILL END YOU YOU BOYFRIEND STEALER

Aichi: Ren loves Kai and cfv just as much as me

Ren: BUT YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME DIDNT YOU

Ren murdered Aichi so hard he saw him naked

Kai calling to Ren broke me thanks

Everyone: STOP BEFRIENDING REN

Aichi is sick so he can be free of Ren

Kai if you're awake answer the door for Miwa don't be a rude brat

Psyquilia is a metaphor for being gay

You gain psyqualia by accepting you're gay and coming out to your cfv friends

Kai has accepted he's gay

Every episode of cardfight vanguard has both a recap section talking about how Kai and Aichi met and a plot

I have no idea what's happening and quite frankly I'm afraid to ask

I guess aichi won the Asia circuit

What do you make why is Kai brooding

Hes always like that

Aichi: Ishida you Will be my friend

Ishida afraid of an automatic door

Oh same ishida you just gotta accept it

Having to beat the Asia champion to join the club is certainly a high bar

Kourin : FUCK you Aichi

Kourin: I mean we're friends now but fuck letting the rest of these losers in

Misaki better get paid over time

New Ending is for the lesbians

You thought it was gokaiger time but no

Why does my crunchyroll history show approx 50 episodes of Cfv that I most certainly hasn't watched

I guess crunchyroll decided to watch the majority of cardfight vanguard without me so hopefully this is my place

I can't believe it literally played itself to the episode number I'm at in S1 but in S2 then stopped I guess

Ishida is a scalie

WHEN ITS BINDED IT GETS SENT TO THE BIND ZONE

This girl be shipping herself with a card

Ishida; how dare you suggest I have a fucking clue what I'm doing

Kourin: am I getting in the way of you two making out? Cause he has to beat one of us at cfv to get a chance at kissing you.

Can't wait for Kai to see this tough boy getting all close and blushy at aichi

Kourin; I don't know what's happening but I do know I hate it

Naoki: oh you're gonna be creepy to ms idol guess I gotta kill you

YOU CANT ALL BE IN LOVE WITH AICHI

Kai: I don't want Aichi to turn out like Ren

Kai: hi Aichi how's school been

Aichi: I made a cfv club but all the members decided it was a harem

Kai: GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

Misaki can have 1 day off

Misaki's gf jealous

Naoki ?? Dortin

Complete joy at not having to share Aichi with girls

Boys (minus Ren): instantly fall for Aichi

Girls: instantly fall for Misaki

Misaki got all the precure cards

They rider kick ??

Next Episode:

REN YOU REALLY GOT LOST AND ENDED UP ON THE ROOF

Suiko: wanna fuck

Naoki:

Naoki: I wanna fucking play cards???

Ren: everyone stop being mean to Aichi only I get to do that

Kai: no talk only card game

Naoki disappointed to learn Aichi has a boyfriend

My dude that card is like �225

Oh my god my internet is back it's time for this stupid card game show I love

I can't even diss Kai I wouldn't know who anyone in my class was

Can't believe Kai's family abandoned him for washing all their money on booster packs

Oh fuck it's leo gekiranger

Speaking of watching anime everyone has seen

I think Ren and Kai should kiss in the cardfight realm

This is such a vague recap but I haven't watched for 3 months

Oh thank god a cardfight seminar it's finally time to learn this game

THE CARDFIGHT DIMENSION HAS COUNTRIES?

Oh Lesbians

WOW TAKUTO'S BROTHER A BASTARD

Oh to be the magic bastard that is in every toy selling anime

Put your tits away

"Oh the cardfight dimension is 100% real and we can't fucking get Kai to leave"

"So I heard you dated Kai"

SPROUT DELETER

DELETER OF BRUSSEL SPROUTS

Team of babies

Threatened by Alba Deleter

GHOST DONT EXIST

EVERYRHINF HUMANITY PERCEIVES AS GHOSTS IS ACTUALLY JUST THE CARDFIGHT DIMENSION AND ALEAYS HAS BEEN

Takuto Fucking died in a cardfight related accident

Ain't a toy/card game anime without someone getting possessed by demons

REN

Oh Kyou time

Kyou: oh to be a normal student attending school and not living in a cave

REN GO TO YOUR FUCKING CLASS

I love toy/card game anime BC they're like you seen my favourite demon died and left me and I can never play this game again

Imagine thinking Ren is straight

Ren: hey my half skirt is back

Asaka: Ren I don't want you to see my vulgar thoughts

Ren: Got it *closes his eyes*

Thinking about how the leader of club Texas exists in the cfv universe

Kai: hey Ren's doing shit I'm allowed to be in the show again

REN FFS

Kai: dramatically throws himself against the wall every time he takes damage

Seems kind of a massive fault that your zombies go back to normal if someone beats them in a children's card game

Ren aren't you still barred from card capital

Ren: please let me in I want to annoy my boyfriend

Miwa: ex boyfriend

Ren: he hasn't broken up with me yet

KAI IN RED SUIT

Everyone: we're over run with cardfight zombies

Ren: Kai wanna go for a date in the cardfight dimension

KAI COULD NOT BE MORE AGAINST LETTING REN INTO HIS HOME

Aichia: I'm sick of playing cardfight

Kyou: oh ok

Kyou: fight me then

Ren just wants to be a loving housewife but he can't cook and Kai hates him

If you don't play CFV you're basically not a real person, that's Ibuki's take

Talking about Kyou but the screen shows Ren

NAKED REN IN KAI'S HOME

NAKED REN IN KAI'S HOME

Ren sleeping in Kai's bed

Lesbianisms

"Your eidetic memory is literally just trauma"

Saved from the cardfight demons by being a Huge Lesbian