Bakuryuu Sentai Abaranger Liveblog

Since me and Blade are having a falling out I'm gonna wath abaranger

Here we are in the dino charge museum

I love my dino boy who was just killed by a lamp post god dammit

This man just killed a woman and charged her 5 million yen for it I love him

This man will defend a triceratops with his life

"You're about to be killed by a dinosaur but at least it'll be cool"

HE'S MEANT TO BE DEAD BUT THE ACTOR STARTED SMILING BECAUSE THE PUPPY LICKED HIS FACE WHICH IS AMAZINGLY PURE

Dino man is also pure he keeps standing on things bless him

Emmy and Suke already good

Emmy is so hyper to be a hero bless her

SHE ALREADY HAD THE HENSHIN POSE READY SHE'S SO READY FOR THIS

GET A TAXI LIKE A NORMAL PERSON DON'T JUST BUY A FULL CAR

Oh okay they're. ... they're dead now

Noo tyranno noo

Astral project to save your dino friend

So what's your big plan for not being eaten by the trex

He's been vored

All the trex powers are vore

He didn't decide on his own, emmy helped

Sometimes you gotta run at a robot dinosaur screaming

MORE FUCKING VORE ALRIGHT

I wish to live in this dinosaur house

Why didn't our species get to evolve into robots why are we stuck in lame meat bodies

I feel too much is happening here

He came here for the curry

Cerakins is an acceptable nickname I love Cerakins

FANTASTIC CHOICE TO PRONOUNCE THE P IN PTERA

God I love spike time

Touch Dynosaur Orb

I really like the night time city fight

He did tell you not to move be glad he's decided to be nice for exactly 1 minute of his life

No homo

I do appreciate his acceptance at being paid ¥400 a year

Honestly girls with swords appeal to everyone

I'm glad he invested in a blue tie for this

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS CHILD

HES A DAD NOW I GUESS

"I've had enough fighting I have to go be a dad"

THE DINOSAUR IS ALSO A DAD

TWO WHOLE DAD

oh

bye then

I love hate this dumb show

NO ITS LOOK AFTER YOUR DAUGHTER TIME

BABY NO

He's soft for those eyes

He has a baby to look after

Loving 2023

Least they didn't throw it in the water

Ranru isn't good with kids

WEAK TO BABIES BUT NOT TO CERAKINS

In the spirit of sentai, people are just straight up being shot with a gun

Abaren is about good adults

Way to ruin a perfectly good brand new jacket

NOT EVEN "I KNEW PEOPLE WERE BEING SHOT" NOPE SHE JUST WEARS THIS EVERYWHRRE

Blue breaks the old man's neck

Byebye

Damn Yukito how'd she convince you to drive her

Love the switchblade key

I HATE THAT THEY HAVE BONES AND ARE JUST ORGANIC BEINGS THAT EVOLVED TO HAVE METAL SKIN

Yukito's mad cause he can't handle being mean to Asuka in front of him

Those eyes guilt him

Is it stealing if you bring the owner with you

DONT WORRY YOURE ABALEMON NOW TO GET ME OUT OF TROUBLE

EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG

FUNKY OMELETTE TIME

ASUKA LOOKS READY TO CRY

T

AMERICS JUST LENDS ROPES

THIS IS A BAD TIME TO LESBIAN

Oh unfortunate cause he's a jerk

Everyone relieved at not having to witness heterosexuality

Asuka trying to hatch his egg

YUKITO JOINS ME IN OMELETTE

Ranru and Ryuuji buds

HARMONICA TIME

Asuka did you lay this egg

STOP TRYING TO CLINB IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK

Ranru is strong lesbian

NO MATTER HOW OLD THEY ARE DINOSAURS ARE ALWAYS COOL

HEHHEEHE

Asuka is busy with his egg

LEAVE ASUKA AND HIS BABY ALONE

Asuka meditates on his egg

Asuka I'm sure they're ok with helping you hatch an egg

BABY

FUCKING IDIOTS

JFIXWOFNDJEJD WHY

Yukito dropped in the fucking trash

IDIOT

Asuka please

YUKITO DONT PUSH HIM JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT THROWN IN THE TRASH

Why did you do that though

Yukito don't be mad about it

HE BROUGHT HIS DAUGHTER TO SEE THE BABY DINO

BACHY CHAN LEARNING FROM YUKITO AND DOING FLIPS IM SO PROUD

MAI ADORABLE

ULTRAMAN?!

(that is a crotch shot at a half)

THANK YOU ULTRAMAN

Ultraman I think you gotta go home you can't just stand in the middle of the city

BABY NO

How dare you hurt children with those they love

My data ran out but bachy headbutted Asuka despite the fact he was sick to help Asuka feel better

And Asuka took a nap on the ground and the others took him home to draw stubble on him