Beyblade Metal Saga Liveblog

"Virgo isn't affected by attacks from above"

"Why!"

Gingka why fucking anything in this show

Ryuuga has decided to just run about starting shit

Loving that Doji is having a breakdown in the middle of being evil

Beyblade Seele

LIGHTNING L DRAGO 100HF

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Ryuga: WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY CORPSES

Beyblade im not sure what I'm meant to think this is

I GUESS PHOENIX CAN FLY

You can crush on Ryuuga or Gingka, those are your options

Unless youre Gingka, then youre dating your beyblade

"Vrains over, now what-"

beyblade character design team...

YUI SAID SORA HAS A SILLY WILLY

SORA WHAT DO YOU MEAN RULES THERES NO RULES IN BEYBLADE IF YOU WANT TO COVER YOUR BEYBLADE IN SPIKES AND FILL THE STADIUM WITH OIL THATS FINE AND NORMAL IN TOURNAMENTS

If your opponent wants to set the stadium on fire after filling it with oil, that's fine, there is no problem with that

FORGOT ABOUT HER MOTHER DYING WHILE TELLING HER TO GIT GUD AT BEYBLADE

GINGKA YOUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS ARE SO BAD

GIGNKA ITS NOT JUST A TOURNAMENT ITS LIKE THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE OR SMTH

Gingka if you need a shit go to the bathroom

GINGKA STEALS EVERYONES TECHNIQUES BECAUSE HES AN ASSHOLE

WHY ARE YOU SHOCKED DOJI IS HERE

HE'S MENTIONED MANY TIMES THAT HES THE SPONSOR

HOW DID TETSUYA GET INTO THIS STUPID COMPETITION

I THOUGHT THE DARK NEBULA FIRED HIM

That dude has horns

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO RECORD OF THIS GUY OR WAY TO VERIFY HIS 50000 POINTS AND YOU STILL LET HIM IN

This is homophobia in action

Hyoma is just having a breakdown in the middle of the stadium

HYOMA PUSHED GINGKA

HIKARU ARE YOU ABOUT TO GIVE UP BC HE LOOKED AT YOU

Is the dark nebula gonna pay for that

Sorry Yu, Ryuga doesn't love you

Finally the reveal that Ryo is a shit bag

Ryo: I have to tell you beyblades history

me: guess ill fucking turn off my brain so I'm fucking immune to whatever shit Ryo is about to say

Ryo: somehow I survived

Even the show doesn't know how Ryo survived falling in lava

Gingka: you gotta... fall down... eat ground.... and get back up again

HYOMA HE IS NOT A GOOD FATHER I KNOW YOU CLEARLY DONT HAVE PARENTS BUT THIS ISNT WHAT A GOOD FATHER IS

BENKEI IM GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND RYO IS A FUCKING TERRIBLE FATHER

Doji gets eaten by a dragon

RYUUGA AND KYOYA JUST PUNCH EACH OTHER THE FUCK OUT

Benkei: MY Kyoya

Its gay rights

Oh hey blader DJ

Ryo: Can Gingka realise what he needs to do to save the world, something that I know and he doesn't

REALLY FUCKING MISSING THAT FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD HUH

Pegasus fucks off

DONT WORRY ABOUT YOUR BEYBLADE DYING

Metal masters time

why dont we call you shittest dad of the year

HOW IS HE GOING TO BEYBLADE WITHOUT A BEYBLADE

Last time your father sent you on a quest like this there wasnt legendary shit there was a piece of paper calling you a weak idiot

HYOMA BEATS THE SHIT OUT A FOSSIL

Gingka you got it like 5 minutes ago

Theres someone growling that isnt Kyoya and idk how to feel about that

I AM BEGGING THEM TO NOT MAKE ME HEAR THIS

Only in beyblade is a landslide counted as someone winning and not a reason for a rematch

are they

[aggressively] I AM GONNA CRY

Who is this angry rabid lost child

GINGKA WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF YOU SAY SO YOU SASSY BRAT

Gingka sobbing: what world tournament

YOU CANT JUST CALL HER A SUB IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

Tsubasa did you adopt Yu

YU KILLS EVERY OTHER CHILD HERE

TETSUYA FAILED???

Literally any shit that says Yu didn't have the most points is bullshit because he murdered every child here with his bare hands

HOW IS HE ONLY 4TH HE BEAT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE

nevermind of course kyoya would be going wild and just start killing the audience for extra points

Still call bullshit on masamune getting more points than yu he only fought like 3 ppl

Yu decides your name, you don't get a say

EVERYONE SURE IS DOUBLE CHECKING SUB MEANS SUBSTITUTE

Kyoya always looks like that and its cause he has rabies and no idea where he is right now

KYOYA DID YOU GO BACK TO WOLF CANYON TO KILL WOLVES

Kyoya and Tsubasa are now both feral

Falling off a cliff and getting hit by a bus are very likely in beyblade

Gay Rights

HE ONLY CARES ABOUT PANDAS

Congrats on being the coolest person in the show

WHY IS YOUR VOICE LIKE THAT

MASAMUNE HATES BEING REFERRED TO AS A PERSON

stop speaking like this stop speaking like this stop speaking like this stop speaking like this stop speaking like this stop speaking like this stop speaking like this

MASAMUNE DON'T BLOW UP THE BEYLIN TEMPLE

stop purring youre not part of white tigers

Well Gingka's dad isn't fit for parenting so

Why

Silence Hettie

Xiao Xin: why are all these gay beybladers so off their shit I just wanna pick up chicks

Everyone hates Xiao Xin for being straight

Xiao Xin destroyed the great wall of china

Masamune is actually caught in the middle of Da Xiang and Xiao Xin's strange courting

Can we not ask about Xiao Xin's undies

XIAO XIN IS STRIPPING

Tsubasa is now off his shit, possessed, and also dead

Xiao Xin, outloud: OWO

I can't describe it any better he just said "owo" outloud

Did Gingka forget he's also from an ancient beyblade village

I miss Johnny Beyblade

EU representative of indeterminate origin killed these dude's bitbeasts

I love the energy of beyblade countries like

• Japan
• China
• Sahara
• EU
• Russia

I have to stress it is NOT Europe. It is the EU.