Beyblade Metal Saga Liveblog

Just the entire Sahara that's a country

Finally time for the gay kind of duelling

OH BOY WOLF BEYBLADE AND NOT WHATEVER KYOYA HAS GOING ON

Gingka data: Burger

WHY DO YOU NEED TO WIN A BEYBLADE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TO GO TO SPACE

like baiting mamoru

Yall look very cute in your jackets

Russian beyblade team owners be like Time To Sacrifice Children

Tsubasa: I DID get possessed last time

ALEXEI WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NO BEY SPIRIT HAVE YOU NOT SEEN A BIT BEAST

I guess Russian exists in beyblade universe

YOU CAN GO TO SPACE WITHOUT BEYBLADE

TSUBASA HATE THIS WOMAN

OH FINALLY THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF WALES WHO IS FROM ENGLAND IS HERE

Sorry Japan has to apply to be a part of the EU like everyone else

Yall think a beyblade parting the red sea is wild wait till you see this guy

GINGKA YOU CANT JUST ASK HIM ABOUT HIS PANTS

Beyblade qualifiers be like

does

does madoka not know what a whirlpool is

stop saying theyre konzern's twin jewels i don't think i can handle them being his balls

Xiao Xin hanging out with Madoka for girl talk time

Beyblade qualifiers be like

Benkei just here to let us know he loves Kyoya

Imagine analysing all of Kyoya's matches and still not knowing he's off his shit and has rabies

Kyoya: I DID NOT COME TO THIS SHITTY VALLEY OF STORMS TO LOOK AT A TORNADO I CAME HERE TO FLING MYSELF INTO THEM REPEATEDLY AND MAYBE BEAT THEM IN A BEYBLADE BATTLE

YU GETS TO FIGHT WITH HIS BIG BRO

Tsubasa is possessed again

I dont think we should be letting Tsubasa play beyblade

Tsubasa is in the hospital

He'll never be the same again

Ryo: bold of you to suggest I have any sense and wouldn't sacrifice my own son for a bey battle

Gingka, Masamune, did you miss that Tsubasa is in the fucking hospital

Oh boy now Kyoya gets to go to the hospital!

Ryo: You did amazing, Masamune andgingkaiguess

I know Excalibur probably have to win for Plot Reasons but consider I just prefer Wang Hu Zhong so much

THERE IT IS

Yu: But I love my big bro : (

Ryo: kid fucking stop

Yu: ok

IS LEAVING THE TEAM THE SAME AS GIVING YU UP TO THE SHELTER

Wales fucking sit down

SHUT UP ABOUT JULIAN'S BALLS SHUT UP ABOUT JULIAN'S BALLS SHUT UP ABOUT JULIAN'S BALLS

A BABY DA XIANG

WAIT I JUST REALISED CHI YUN'S IS A PANGOLIN

Julian may be a prick but he knows how to use gender neutral terms

Da Xiang: CHI YUN YOU STUPID GAY

Did we just trap Ryuuga in the volcano

I think theyre called his twin jewels because-

Do you think Julian entered Eurovision

Julian applying glitter around his eyes backstage at Eurovision: Eurovision is just a way for me to conquer the world

Tsubasa is about to eat a piano

TSUBASA IS GOING TO LITERALLY EAT A HORSE

Ryuuga: nah that seems about normal to me can I go back to my volcano prison now

Persona 5

STOP TELLING ME ABOUT THE BEYBLADES FALLING FROM SPACE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT THE BEYBLADES FALLING FROM SPACE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT THE BEYBLADES FALLING FROM SPACE

there is no reason for there to be only one counter clockwise bey

Klaus just died

This ref mid tournament: LASAGNE

PLEASE STOP MENTIONING EVERY TIME THAT YU IS A SUB

Ryuga: FUCK THE DARK POWER I CAN BE EVIL ON MY OWN

A BABY TSUBASA

Evil Tsubasa: Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt.

???????EAGLES PLAY BEYBLADE FAIRLY?

Masamune: DAMN TSUBASA YOURE POSSESSED AND THATS WEIRD AS SHIT

TSUBASA SINCE FUCKING WHEN HAS THERE NEEDED TO BE A "REAL REASON" FOR THE BULLSHIT POWERS OF BEYBLADES

TSUBASA WHAT ABOUT THIS ARE YOU STRUGGLING WITH HIS BIT BEAST CAN TURN YOUR BIT BEAST TO STONE AND HIS BEY CONTROLS GRAVITY WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS AT ALL UNUSAL

Everyone @ Tsubasa

Baby brother rescue service

Can't believe Yu can't swim and I guess Tsubasa is just gonna have to carry him around the pool

Damn y'all live like this

They got Yu on land and he immediately starts screaming that he wants back in the water

Yu just whine and Tsubasa will carry you its fine

KENTA DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU FLEW TO BRAZIL ON YOUR OWN

Tsubasa is so fucking disappointed by Ryo's existence and honestly same

Why do the America/Oceania film crews record their bey battles with cameras from the 60s

FUCKING CRAB BEY

OH CRAP

MASAMUNE STOP TALKING CRAP ABOUT ZEO

Zeo has unlocked the power of being really gay

MASAMUNE WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ZEO

Yu IS a little baby boy

OH CRAP

You know Yu is injured why would you agree to this

I actually can't remebmer why they have to fight a team that already lost the tournament?

I mean

1. Kind of wild you had to beyblade to eat
2. I don't think Yu has a home, I think he just lives with whatever guy he's convinced he's a little brother to

Right now he's living with Tsubasa and Tsubasa hasn't even questioned it

MASAMUNE NEVER HAD TO FIGHT TETSUYA

MASAMOONEY

how does getting a stadium out count as being "undefeated"

Tsubasa: ifwe're having an easy time why do I have no family and got possessed by beyblade

love how this team have being loudly and publicly admiting to cheating nonstop throughout this match but beyblade has no rules so they dont get disqualified

Tsubasa has the amazing power to remember conversations he wasn't present for

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHERE TOBY GOT TRANSFERRED TO

Im glad Zeo is in charge of Toby's medical treatment

Zeo cute

"and then toby got gay disease"

Zeo: Yea Masamune : ) We should compete to be number 1 : ) you keep training, I'm gonna go and spend

all

my time with Toby while you're distracted : )

you're sure wearing this