Beyblade Metal Saga Liveblog

Masamune you're so mean to Zeo all the damn time

Toby fucking knows everyone

Masamune you are so inconsiderate all the damn time

Yea its hard to believe Masamune has such good friends when he's such a fucking ass

ah another gay clown in beyblade

RYUUGA YOU CANT CALL HIM SONNY

This guy: Im going to use beyblade to rule the world

Ryuuga: Fuck off I don't give a shit about whatever youre saying

OK ZEO INTO THE TORTURE POD

Zeo: god i am so fucknig gay

MASAMUNE YOU REGULARLY TREAT ZEO LIKE SHIT HE'S COMPLETELY RIGHT TO KICK YOUR ASS

Ryuuga doesnt know shit about fuck hes just an evil dragon trying to go for a walk and everyone's in his way

Chronos?

I feel like part of Zeo's problem is that his name is so fucking baller and he's made to feel he can never live up to how fucking cool his name is

Where does team star breaker get their fucking outfits

Ryo: oh hi Gingka can you put my favourite son on

Jack can't Beyblade right now he's finger painting

Ah yes the peacock constellation beyblade Evil Befall

Definitely the obvious name for a peacock Beyblade

Could not suggest anything

SOMEONE PLEASE ASK JACK ANOUT THE CLOWN PRINCE I WANT INFORMATION ON THAT

The peacock Beyblade stole his eyes

I have no fucking clue how Beyblade tournament qualifiers work BC it's not how you'd think

Damian: WHAT UP BI BOY

Damian isn't happy to just beat Harry styles

Gingka: but what about my plot armour

Dr Zigorot: ok you weird gay clown do whatever

JACK FUCKING HATES CLOUDS

GUESS RYUUGA IS JUST HERE TO STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STADIUM

RYUUGA WAS A CLOUD???

IS THIS FLIRTING???

DOES HE QUALIFY AS A THIRD MEMBER??????

"Ryuuga is refusing to move so we guess it's ok for him to play"

Jack is like every artist ever in that hes just suddenly like I need to do art right now immediately

I'm glad Jack has full understanding that he's a gay clown

Man OOO is exactly how I remember

RYUUGA ATTEMPTS TO KILL A MAN ON LIVE TV

What do you mean against the rules Beyblade doesn't have rules

Gingka's gone to Hell just so yall know

KYOYA FUCKED OFF FOR ALMOST THIS ENTIRE SHOW THEN GETS PISSED GINGKA IS FRIENDS WITH RYUUGA

DJ Blader DJ likes to know things

"hey wait why is my boyfriend Sephiroth"

KYOYA WHY ARE YOU UP THERE YOU JUST DESTROYED THE GATES OF HELL

KYOYA DID YOU MISS AN ENTIRE MOUNTAIN AND FOREST GETTING OBLITERATED

Ryo since when have you ever given a shit about your son's safety

Hades Inc is the Disney of energy development

THEY HAVENT DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL?

THEY'RE BLACKMAILING CHILDREN INTO BEING HUMAN TEST SUBJECTS AND JUST FUCKING OBLITERATED A MOUNTAIN AND FOREST I DOUBT THEY HAD PLANNING PERMISSION HIKARU

SINCE WHEN ARE THE WBBA A LAW ENFORCEMENT BRANCH

beyblade sephiroth

JULIAN'S BALLS ARE ACTING AGAINST HIM

thanks subs

I fucking hate it here at The Arrangement

DAMN DA XIANG YOU DON'T HAVE TO DESTROY HIM LIKE THAT

Da Xiang: Literally my entire life is beyblade, I have no other accomplishments

Oh Jack is in love with Tsubasa now

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK BEYBLADE HAS RULES

Yu is a master of destruction

Kyoya staring damian in the eye: OH YOU THINK YOURE TOUGH SHIT? YOU DONT EVEN HAVE RABIES

Have yall tried like

picking it up with your hands

DR ZIGOROT IS HAVING A STROKE

gingka doesnt believe in black holes so they have no effect on him

Oh good another meteor full of beyblade

Of course

"This is the wild"

Kyoya this is the fucking beach

Bold of you to assume Kyoya has been responsible ever

This is more like a boob tube tbh

In 2012 the world was destroyed by beyblades.

We fucking lost Yu AND Tsubasa

Ryou every 5 minutes: GINGKA MY SON

Oh hey Tsubasa where's Yu

Ryou remains a shit father and boss who forgets Tsubasa keeps getting possessed by beyblades

Kyoya: GINGKA

Gingka: KYOYA

Kyoya: GOOD GUESS

KYOYA HE CAN LITERALLY SEE YOU

Maybe they hate Beyblades bc they're gonna destroy the world

Ryuuga: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MY BEYBLADE WAS HIT BY A METEOR

YUKI, RYUUGA STRAIGHT UP DOESNT CARE ABOUT THE EARTH

HE WILL HAPPILY LET THE WORLD BE DESTROYED

Ryuuga: huh maybe you're not full of shit

Gingka: JoinUsRyuuga

Ryuuga: FUCK YOU IM GONNA USE IT TO BE EVIL AND DESTROY EVERYTHING

Gingka you literally just did tournaments, you know what tournaments are

OH BOY FREE SALT

HES A TWISTED CAT BOY THINGY

Catboyphobia in beyblade

This is literally the plot of gekiranger

Johannes: Scary you say? I think it's sexy (meow)

They're gonna Beyblade up the tower of Babel

In Babelonia

Ryuuga is doing murder again

Tsubasa: KENTA HE JUST KILLED A DUDE

HI WALES AND SOPHIE WHERES THE WIENER

Gay People

And Tobi what did you do to your hair

Zeo completely forgot Masamune's name

No brain, only boyfriend Toby

WHY IS TOBIO STILL IN THE SHOW

WHY IS THIS A SINGLES BATTLE ROYALE BUT THE GARCIAS ARE GETTING TO FIGHT AS A TEAM

AND TOBY AND ZEO GET TO FIGHT AS A TEAM????

Beyblade is fucking lawless

AT LEAST GINGKA KNOWS HES BOTH HIS DAD'S ONLY SON AND HIS LEAST FAVOURITE SON

YOUR BRO BOND STINKS

That better not be Jack

Oh cool it's the character Dusky kins

OH BOY THE RUSSIAN TEAM I COMPLETELY FORGOT EXISTED ARENT YOU IDIOTS MEANT TO BE IN SPACE

THIS GUY IS CALLED JIGSAW

Thank you King I love you

Me: King sounds familiar, who-

What do you mean they can't leave this stadium how do they get their beyblades out

Gingka what it means is Madoka doesn't actually know science and just makes up bullshit for why beyblades have magic powers

American Blader DJ: CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN WE PLAN TO RELEASE YOU FROM THE ARENA YOU LIVE THERE NOW