Beyblade Metal Saga Liveblog

Tsubasa just realised he's in a battle royale

GINGKA WHY ARE YOU SHOCKED BY A SOCIETY BUILT AROUND BEYBLADE YOU ARE FROM BEYBLADE VILLAGE

Don't know how tall don't respond to everything with "hit it with a Beyblade"

YOURE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN TURN INTO A CAR, GINGKA

GINGKA WE HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES THIS WAS A BEY CIVILIZATION

Kyoya: FUCK YOU IVE NEVER HAD FRIENDS

Aguma here lecturing Kyoya about the power of friendship but getting interrupted cause Benkei is really gay

Ah fuck asking Gingka to use his brain

WE FOUND THE WHITE HAIRED ANIME BOY AND HES VOICED BY HIKARU MIDORIKAWA IN THE JAPANESE

The recap is like yea Dynamus summoned Zeus to destroy the other Beyblade it's nothing to do with his Beyblade he can just casually summon Zeus

Me: Nothing in beyblade can get me anymore

Beyblade: *SLAPS ME INTO THE STRATOSPHERE WITH DYNAMUS'S ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE*

Oh good we have a secret second sun that just revolves around the sun really fucking slowly so we don't notice it and also it's black so we can't see it in space and also a Beyblade absorbed it

The Beyblade became so corrupt it became the God, Hades. Straight up became a God.

Me: ok maybe I can handle-

Dynamus: there are 5 planets in our solar system

Me: WHAT THE FUCK

I've only been working for 15 minutes but Dynamus just said all this and I need a fucking break

An important part of metal saga world building is how literally every catastrophe in history was caused by a Beyblade, literally all of them

Beyblades are nothing but a force of chaotic evil

The Jewish God does exist in Metal Saga, as does Zeus and Hades but Hades is actually a Beyblade that ascended to Godhood

Theres another star fragment just what we fucking need

Dynamus it's a big expectation for these 4 to get along

RYUUGA VERY MUCH WANTS TO DESTROY

Kyoya knows literally nothing about lions

Kyoya has literally always had rabies

Why does Masamune Have to be, there's so many winter beyblades

Ryuga can travel by lightning

Bao?????? Without Aguma?????????

King really just says shit

"King is a smart guy"

IS HE?

Aguma: Mars, the God of War

King: Mars, King of Thunder : )

King you were almost flirting with him but luckily you only care about yourself

Well looks like Ryuga just killed someone (or many people)

I dont think Ryuga knows shit about the legendary bladers except that he can use his power as one to kill people

RYUGA GETS SO PISSED AT PPL HAVING LEFT ROTATING BEYS

GINGKA YOU DESTROYED THE BOAT

Zeo: Damn Tobi looks like its just us here ; )

Tobi: : )

Zeo: LETS BATTLE

Tobi:

Two bros dead in the bey stadium

right next to each other because they're gay

GO WHITE BOY GO

King: Dang Hot : )

Benkei: NOT HOT

LETS GO GUYNAMEDCHRIS

Feel like Toby needs his inhaler

NO FRICTION

List of things beyblades can do:

Whatever this is

I mean not "all along" he literally just became a legendary blader 1 minute ago

Oh hey thought Yu were dead

YALL ARE THE ONES TRYING TO HIRE HIM WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM WHAT YOURE HIRING HIM FOR

King: THATS MY BOYFRIEND, ASSHOLE

Chris is gonna date Johannes

Ryuga that grabs your beyblade and straight up eats it

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHY IS KENTA HERE" HE WAS PARTICIPATING IN THE TOURNAMENT

Yu wasn't even in this episode??

Can we count on Dynamus?

DYNAMUS WHAT WERE YOU DOING THAT YOU DIDNT PREPARE FOR THIS WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU DO HERE

DYNAMUS DIES???

Kyoya is off to bite a mountain lion (that beyblades) to death

AH SO YU IS IN THIS ONE WHY WAS HE IN THE TITLE CARD OF THE LAST EP

CANT BELIEVE TSUBASA HAS STRAIGHT UP ABANDONED YU IN THE DESERT

YU ACTUALLY KNOWS SHIT ABOUT LIONS

Kyoya picks a fight with a literal 5 year old

DONT FLIRT WITH YOYO

Yu just go with him

Kyoya phoning Tsubasa "COME PICK UP YOUR DAMN BROTHER AND HIS STUPID FRIEND"

"Mr King" that's King King to you

Dynamus is alive but evil now

a new born beyby...

AGUMA PICK UP YOUR BAO

Kenta literally what makes you think Ryuga cares about the world

Ryuga: you gotta fall down, eat ground, dont get bother getting back up again

Toby: the 3 of us can handle this

Toby its just you and Zeo what the fuck

TOBY GREGNANT???

TOBY PREGNANTE?

"ZEO IM PREGÑAT AND I SURE HOPE IT CAN BEYBLADE OR JOHANNES IS GONNA FUCK US UP"

I guess they rushed into this and completely forgot about Dynamus so didnt call him and I guess they didnt know he was evil now

OH NO YUKI LOOKED AWAY FROM HIS BEYBLADE HE'S GONNA LOSE HIS BITBEAST

KING YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO DYNAMUS IS

Kyoya: WOULD LOVE TO LEAVE BUT I KEEP BEING HANDED CHILDREN I DONT FUCKING WANT

Kyoya: WOULD LOVE TO LEAVE BUT I KEEP BEING HANDED CHILDREN I DONT FUCKING WANT

Kyoya: I don't know shit about fuck but I'll kill you

Dynamus: YOUR LEONE WILL BE OFFERED TO THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION

Kyoya: SUCK MY DICK

So like do you have money to pay for Chris

"They're using you"

YEA THEY LITERALLY PAY HIM I THINK HE KNOWS HES BEING USED

THIS DUDE IS CALLED CUCKPISS

Gingka: TELL ME YOUR TRAGIC BACKSTORY ASSHOLE

Light and Life

Aguma having kin memories

YOU GOTTA

FALL

DOWN

EAT GROUND

TO GET BACK UP AGAIN

SERPH SHEFFIELD???

WAIT IT REALLY IS POSH DOJI????

Ryuga: DAD? FUCK YOU.

Kenta: RYUGA HELP GINGKA ITLL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO KILL YOUR DAD

CANT BELIEVE LEGIT THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET RYUGA TO COOPERATE IS LETTING HIM KILL HIS DAD

AND NOW HE'S NOT COOPERATING CAUSE HE HAS TO KILL HIS DAD

Ryo: Damn that sounds bad. Hikaru, where's my second favourite son, Tsubasa

I need to make this extra clear again; Masamune is his favourite son

Doji: Look on your Works, ye Mighty, and despair

Kind of want Ryuga to just grab a stick and start wailing on Doji the old fashioned way

Why are you all shocked the God of Destruction will destroy everything

Kenta: Ryuga could be dead

Gingka: Don't let it get you down : )

"Somehow, Ryuga has returned."

So somehow the official account uploaded 137 as 136

Meanwhile, with gay people

"The kingdom of king hades is Definitely Not Atlantis"

No Titi doesn't understand. He's a literal 4 year old.