Beyblade Metal Saga Liveblog

BLADER DJ? YOU'RE A PILOT??

What does Hades think of cacti??

I think Ryuga should be allowed to solo this using only his hatred of Doji

WORM BOY RYUGA WORM BOY RYUGA WORM BOY RYUGA

"TELL ME IN WORM WORDS" MADE ME FUCKING LOSE IT

DO YOU SPEAK WORM?? WE GOT WORMS

RYUGA STRAIGHT UP MURDERED DOJI

Ryuga's in the hospital

He'll never be the same again

What the fuck have you been through with Ryuga

[Kai Voice] Glad you're ok!

Gingka: Ryuga is an evil person who did no good ever

Why didn't you assume it could become any type of blade

Dynamus: we have to revive Ryuga from the dead

Kenta starts looting corpses

"Isn't this a plot hole"

"Oh I was making half this shit up you shouldnt rely on me"

Gingka: So its all good now right Dynamus

Dynamus: uh yeah sure were you not listening when I admitted to talking out my ass

Show over but there's an 1.75 episodes left

Blader DJ like damn guess I'll commentate the end of the world

If Ryuga were here he'd leave

HYOMA!!!!

TOBY YOU CANT FIGHT YOUR GREGONTE

Strangely, metal saga may be the best wrote Beyblade season

CRABBY

Ryo: Oh I totally knew this all along and still did all this shit

Gingka is flying into space on the back of a pegasus to destroy a sun with his beyblade or maybe his fist its unclear

"holy fuck gingka you killed God"

Editor's Note: This wasn't in the liveblog but it was exported with it for some reason so I think you should observe them

had enough of having a brain

Why are you having a beyblade match as redevelopment project, that's the thing that destroyed the earth

Why is this random blader voiced by Gingka when he can't even blade

HES NOT STRONG HIS OPPONENT COULDNT EVEN LAUNCH DECENT

Zero: well thats 100 wins guess ill quit beyblade now

Gingka why did you get this random kid to beyblade directly after you destroyed the fucking world

I'd question Tsubasa being director but he's gotta be better than Ryo

Everyone beats Zero to death

why did youdo this

Zero growls at his beyblade to make his beyblade work better

What the fuck do you mean "the" legendary blader. There's like a load of them

BENKEI

AND NAMING BURGER AFTER KYOYA

Yes Benkei we know you're gay

Maru you are precious

This kid skateboarding up hill while applying no force

"Eight help I can't see shit the lights are caught in my glasses"

Zero doesn't know what he's doing he just happened to set the stadium on fire

"What is with the tent dude"

I definitely remember ppl being so horny for Kite but he looks like Doji's estranged son and is voiced by Johannes Why

Doji please come get your boy

Shinobu loves Tsubasa

Zero: KITE STOP HAVING SOME WEIRD KINK

This kid is gay for Zero

Takanosuke: IM HERE TO BE A TOP

STOP YELLING GOT ME

TSUBASA IS FUCKIN RIPPED

What demonic possession does to a fucker

I WAS GONNA COMPLAIN THIS GUY ITS TETSUYA BUT HIS NICKNAME IS KAKIRAGAY

Tsubasa panty shot

Its a fucking rock

DRAGOON?????

Was hoping this guy just wanted to destroy beyblade I wanted this to be the combination of Tyson and Brooklyn

Beyblade is a life-or-death struggle

Takanosuke: NO COME BACK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU NOW

A load of this plan depends on Zero knowing what the fuck is going on which he never does

"Zero agreed because they said he'd be backing down on his promise"

I don't think Zero heard any words of the conversation besides "battle" and "now"

"Why is Takanosuke with him"

"huh... I didn't ask"

Takanosuke like IM A BIRD I HAVE TO DATE THAT DRAGON MAN

While Sakyo is not looking at him

IM LITERALLY IN TEARS I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED

Kite loves his baby bro

I think Kite is gonna murder a man

Takanosuke: SAKYO MY BELOVED WHERE HAVE YOU GONE COME BACK TO MEEE

Gotta say I fucking love Takanosuke now

Takanosuke giving due respect to Eight 🥺

Gonna personally kill the DNA

We've had so many national tournaments why are we shocked besides beyblade fucking destroyed the world that one time

Oh hi Garcias sorry to see youre still evil

Gay people just hanging out

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MERCI WHY ARENT THEY OBNOXIOUSLY FAKE FRENCH

They're just hanging out places

SAKYO YOU FUCKING KILLED THEM

I LOOKED AWAY AND THOUGHT KITE GOT FUCKING KILLED IMMEDIATELY

Thought for a second Takanosuke forgot to fucking blade

Anyway misogyny in the tournament

Hello Captain Arrow

Takanosuke deserved to win on account of being gay but I AM a lover of pathetic gays that cant achieve their goals

Sakyo: Literally who are you fuck you

Takanosuke: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME ILL STOP BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER THIS

We fucking broke the cyclone bey stadium

Takanosuke got his boyfriend, I can stop watching now

GINGKA

Know what, yeah Gingka can do whatever that was that sounds like normal Gingka

OH THE GAY PEOPLE CAME TO WATCH

Tsubasa: Thanks everyone for taking part of Neo Battle Bladers, I will not address the Evil Organisation That Turned Up To Take Over The World With Beyblade

All this discussion of a world tournament

There are 7 episodes left

RAYMOND KON???

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MAKE RAY SO SMALL

Shogun Steel is a fucking show

Hi Doji, glad your ghost possessed Merci or whatever the fuck is going on rn

They way Blader Guy is commentating this event, it sounds like DNA are just an act the WBBA hired to make this competition more interesting

I wasn't looking at my screen as he appeared and I just turned to look and

WHY ARE YOU SO BIG

HELP THEY LITERALLY WENT SOMEHOW DOJI HAS RETURNED

"Doji died but he didn't but he did hope that helps <3"

Your markings and hell life being based around beyblade say Kai but your blade is nothing like dranzer