Cardfight!! Vanguard Liveblog

Its nothing to do with luck it's all about IMAGE

Aichi: that card isn't for fighting! Blaster Blade is my boyfriend!

Sexy cards to remind you of your ex

[Aichi voice] FIGHT ME IRL

I ALWAYS FORGET KAI IS VERY LITERALLY LIKE FIRST YOU GOTTA ASTRAL PROJECT TO THE CARDFIGHT DIMENSION YOU CAN NOT PLAY UNLESS YOU DO THIS

Kai: Ok here's how to play

Kai: cool now that you know- *eats all of Aichi's cards and fucking decks him*

Kai just likes bullying this is why he had to ghost Ren. Ren is immune to being bullied and Kai was afraid

I miss them

Did V series make them closer in age or does Aichi just have chronic tiny syndrome

Kai: SURE DID! I DO THAT TO EVERYONE WHO EVER HAS A CRUSH ON ME!

KAI SEEING A SMALL CHILD LIKE IM GONNA GIVE THIS LITTLE BRAT A GATCHA ADDICTION SO I CAN STEAL ALL HIS GOOD PULLS

AICHI YOU FORGOT YOUR WHOLE ASS SISTER

"Well Kai does keep ghosting everyone. I've had 5 of his boyfriends he never broke up with at the door already this week and its still Monday"

Kamui: haha aichi is a wiener

Aichi how have you been playing this game with no grade 3s

(for a clan as cool as nova grappler, Kamui's deck is kinda lame)

Thinking about the local card shop where an idol group live

Nevermind the idols decided to remove their shop from existence

Everyone loves standing tables

Kai is never in this fucking shop he came here once and forgot it existed

Kai: I literally never come here, you can't make me come here, go fuck yourself you fucking weirdo brat

Yeah he's literally never in the shop

Yeah he's literally never in the shop

Glad Yu-Yu is in this episode of original series

Why

Kai: Youre shit stop fucking talking to me

Damn Right Over There

Ultra rare red trousers Ren

Pouty Ren

"Oh you expect me to be their gay best friend, huh? Im not allowed to look at sexy men and dragons in this fight?"

Aichi's dialogue is 60% moans 20% "Kai" and 20% cfv tutorial