Digimon Data Squad Liveblog

Some people out there wanted me to livetweet data squad and I respect that so I believe I'm starting from episode 3 or whichever Thomas is introduced in

Agumon is so big I love it

Thanks for trying agumon it was a smart plan

YEA MARCUS PUNCH FIRE SMART IDEA

Gaomon baby blessed baby love gaomon

You just heard him say he's a transfer you absolute muppet

Thomas is just Hiiro possibly without the dead girlfriend and I don't know how to feel about it

Sorry unlike Hiiro he can actually fight

Marcus joined to meet guys

Wait shit I'm still liking Thomas

YOU CAN'T JUST BEAT YOUR SUPERIOR TO DEATH THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET HIM

YOURE THE TOUGHEST GUY IN YOUR SCHOOL IDIOT

Shut up kudamon

Great idea Marcus can you punch this fire

Yep he can punch fire now okay thanks marcus

Samson is at 3% anger

Guess they'll be married in like 2 months

Thomas: YOU COCK-

Thomas: -Y JERK

Aggressively thank him for the lift

I'm so glad you can just buy things that only have criminal use online without any issue

Thomas why the fuck are you like this

Thomas dies to prove a point

Samson: if I was capable of emotions I would be furious right now

It's a mole marcus

You punched him too hard marcus

You broke up with a dinosaur

DIGIMON THAT IS A BAD LESSON DONT IGNORE TRAFFIC SIGNALS

Gaomon please

Thomas fucking gone the second family is mentioned

Dont Fuck Your Friend's Mum

Thomas Steals Your Fucking Family

"Citramon" definitely not Bombernanimon

DEFINITELY JUICE DEFINITELY NOT A BOMB

I'm glad the Next Time spoils the entire plot

[Thomas Voice] Hmm Showtunes

"I WORE A HAT ITS A FULL PROOF DISGUISE"

In the Role Playing Game Building

"She's big lesbian, she wont fall for him"

HE NEEDS PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

HE LOVES HIS KERAMON

Thats a Lot of sak- I mean Soda

Christie, Thomas is fucking used to them by now

No I agree we should bully Markus more

MARKUS YOURE FUCKING BRAINLESS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Thomas: PLEASE STOP TRYING TO PUNCH A SHIP

There's 4 seats in this boat, Markus, Thomas can come too

Why are we removing all the japanese when the series is set in japan

Im amazed they got away with showing explicit gambling?

"A giant egg fell out the sky, I figured I could use it for fried eggs"

Thomas just makes anti emotion machines

I dont think you can employ the 6 year old

Gaomon: Sir Yes Sir!

Lalamon: LALAMOOOOOON : D

POOR GAOMON LET HIM HAVE HIS LUNCH

This is CB Chara Go Nagai world actually

Turns up after a year to continue

this data squad watch is hell

Thomas: I LOVE violence

KURAMON BBY

Thomas: Im a doctor and gay Im allowed in this cave that used to have the digi egg of courage

YOU KILLED THE CHILD

Sorry Thomas, you can't just make a vaccine

if it takes less than 10 years to make its not a real vaccine thats the rules

So you're telling me the humans lived in the upside down manor

God Damn Mood Yoshi

I FORGOT HOW CUTE BUDMON IS

I feel like this is the last episode I remember watching when I watched this as a kid but Im also like

Im sure I watched the Majority of data squad

I SUPPORT HIM USING LEECHES AS BAIT

"Listen, 9-year-old, Im gonna kill you myself"

Mysterious old man: FUCK YOU FURRY SATAN

Thomas very horny to dna digivolve

Markus: COPS?!

Imagine having a baby, taking it to work, and it falls into a magic portal

The digital world has tvs, markus

Hey quite frankly fuck this guy

Markus kill this man

Falcomon: you can have many mothers

this woman being tied up in plant tentacles in a way too horny way

Markus's mum: oh boy giant bird son

Im either gonna love or hate this bastard thats allergic to digimon

why is this 3d????

Merukimon: That human punched me so hard that I decided humans are good actually

Gotsumon: I'm not exactly who you think I am

me: oh no he's actually meteormon!

wAIT REALLY????

Markus: TIME TO FIGHT

Merukimon: it is a sad twist of fate-

Markus: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

SPENCER DAMON DID YOU JUST GRAB A CREATURE MADE ENTIRELY OF FIRE

If Keenan is 10 and Frigimon died 10 years ago how was he 5 when she died

Dude thats a little fucked just to make your shitty eva rip off

[Oh my god they were roommates]

Sampson runs two people the fuck over

Kengo?

maybe i love bancholeomon

This was so powerful that we've had a powercut

I have been forgiven for furry crimes

Getting increasingly uncomfortable with Ivan

You ever hate Markus so much you destroy to beat a tree to death

Markus you literally use the DNA charge all the time

Markus: as long as I get to punch that leather wearing lion

Markus is homophobic

Im gonna assume Kouki just hates Markus for being homophobic

Here's Kouki naked and drowning in blood

Yoshi getting stronger ??

we put all our energy into shading this bastard