Dinosaur King Liveblog

Who wants to see some very scientifically inaccurate cgi dinos

And also the entire cast of the pokemon dub

"Are these teeth accurate to a saltasaurus" I say, while a triceratops uses volt tackle

WELL DON'T EAT IT

Damn who knew Dinosaur King might not be an accurate source for dinosaur information

Why would being a doctor of palaeontology mean you study the great wall of China

Zoe: Know what? Actually fuck y'all

Why does Rex get punished for Max's bullshit

WHY IS THIS PILOT SO PREPARED TO DIE

SINCE WHEN WAS REX RESPONSBILE FOR CHOMP

WHY IS ACE GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR CHOMP'S SHIT

Y'all this is too much sexism

TAKES YOUR BABY AND MAKES IT INTO A TRADING CARD

This Was A Really Sexist Episode

We have put zero effort into keeping dinosaurs not being extinct a secret then

"We're not pokemon enough, steal Max's pikachu or smth"

Utah Thief stealer of Utah

Does the vet know how to treat a triceratops

Vet: I know Literally Nothing about triceratops

Rex hates rainbows

Rex is homophobic

THATS GREAT THAT YALL THOUGHT DINOSAURS WERE EXTINCT THEY WERE ON THE NEWS LIKE A WEEK AGO

Are we just gonna stand around and watch Rex sleep