Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger Liveblog

Despite Sh0ut's best efforts, here we are

"Welcome to Gaoranger, first things first; The world fucking sucks and its time you stopped thinking it doesnt."

Sentais starting out like so what, no red?"

BEING A VET MEANS YOU CAN TALK TO ELEPHANTS ACTUALLY

SIR

YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP HIM

Bullshits reason red has to be leader

Blue just glomps

Free Him

Red definitely already had like 3 fursonas

He's Moving Into This Cave

LOSERS DONT GET TO HAVE NAMES

Why did you bring it if you didn't expect to have electricity you loser

I love that theyre all drowning in their jackets

Red: Sorry I can't listen if you're not an animal

White: Im a furry is that not enough for you

"Drink this laundry sauce"

Red has the energy of Senrei from Mind Reader

THE SUBS SAY SHUTEN BUT IT SURE SOUNDED LIKR THEY SAID SHIT

YES BUY THE CAMERA WITH EVIL HORNS

Red you're gonna get your ass thrown off this island

RED DONT FUCJING SNATCH THE PHONE OFF HER

We don't get him back he's gonna die invisible

White can't catch a fucking break with red and yellow around

It froze

For a second I thought blue was straight up pulling out his favourite swim suit magazine

Blue: WE'RE BREAKING INTO THIS HAUNTED HOUSE AND IF YOU DON'T HELP ME YOU'RE CHICKEN

YOU KILLED HIM

We're all bullying Blue for being baby

Some people are gay, Red

This monster is really "I put them in a giant bell until they suffocate"

STOP SCREAMING AND WASTING OXYGEN LOSER

Is Red the only one that can read

Oh she's a leo!

Her horoscope said blessed in love

Wish it wouldn't

Ma'am why are you trying to be younger you're like in your 20s

Black is very good in heels we guess

Congratulations to you both!

YELLOW I LOVE YOU

See Black, Blue will marry you

BLUE

Love that we've filled his room with boat shit

You befriended a crane

You can have your dad back

as a treat

This is 1000% a picture of his favourite dog

Dont take the entire milk carton to bed with you

and Yellow put on your pyjamas

Do all of you need to take your pets to the vet or do you just wanna see him

Two Whole Bears

BLUE WHY ARE YOU GIVING OUT YOUR NAME

"My father can kill a tiger with his bare hands, anyway see yall later"

Is this org actually threatening or does it just stand around looking like you

GAO LION WILL EAT THE NEW BORN WHEN IT HATCHES

I thought we needed the GaoEgg to get GaoSoul to heal GaoLion but we need GaoSoul to hatch the GaoEgg???

I'm with GaoRed this is too many steps

Ah so the GaoEgg is a tracker for the GaoSoul

I WAS SO HOPING COPYELLOW WOULD JUST TAKE THE EGG OUT AND CHOMP STRAIGHT INTO IT

Red how is it you can be a trained vet but have no brain cells

Girl Fight

God if only anyone on this team had a brain cell

YOURE DUMB AS SHIT

"We shouldn't split up in case it mimics us"

"Tetomu you go on ahead-"

WE HAVE TO FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS THING TO GROW UP TO FEED IT TO GAOLION?

GAOLION IS GONNA FUCKING DIE

"He thinks Red is his mother"

and Red will be the one to feed him to a lion

Definitely Not Fucked Up

Black I know you wanna be the father but its Yellow

THEY FROZE THE PUPPY SO BAD IT TURNED INTO A TOY DOG

YELLOW YOU DUMB FUCKMON

Graham buckle down and sentai challenge

Is it time to feed the bird to the lion

Sometimes a main villains stabs itself 14 eps in

HM

Yellow... being friendly???

What's this, an evil gay?

Unfortunate

In the time it took me to find this thread, Red decided to take off his underwear

Woof?

[The Gaorangers Are Dead]

(is it meant to be rouki or loki)

Blue: slaps Black's ass

Loki is so upset that he's a furry now

He should hang out with the orphenoch crew some time

I realise now it's like a silk scarf but I thought Loki was like

Duct taping the scratch on her leg

Does Ura really give a shit about the gaorangers

Oh team work???

Gaogorilla gets eaten

Dont abandon Black like this

Same energy as Tsukasa driving the bus

I want to see Yellow's shirt

OH BOY TOKU DEATH TUNNEL THIS CAN ONLY TAKE US TO GOOD THINGS

I think the Gao's should start collecting orange bouncy balls to throw as distractions

What do you mean "something strange" you know what an oni is

Loki: I WAS TRAPPED FOR 1000 YEARS ALONE IN DARKNESS

Red, who has maybe 5% of the facts: YOU HAD IT COMING

Toei be like: we go to the edo set, we hire the crowd of running men with swords

They're calling for him like a lost dog

He's wearing a pray for waves shirt because his boyfriend is a shark

DONT JUST ABANDON YOUR BOYFRIEND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD