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Drunk Retsu is great tho

Long: While you were fucking about I was grave robbing

Parent Time

Marriage Interview Episode

Severely lacking Leo having marriage interviews but the people being interviewed are just Mele and Long and he doesnt pay any attention to the interviews at all he's just staring into the distance thinking about his dark past

Long: How About We Don't Give Away My Plans

THESE LOSERS GIVING HER TIPS TO BE HATED BY MEN

PURE FRIENDS

Wait are they all gonna be martial fartists

cause in that case i hate it

I love ToQger

RAN IS NOW THE MARTIAL FARTIST

THE FUCKING FRINGE

Urataros is that you

I CCANT GET A CLEAR CAP OF IT BUT JYAN HAS A GIGI ARMLET MAKE OUT OF A VINE

DEFEAT YOUR MOTHER IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT

I know Ran is heart and all but I don't understand why you can't spread out with the 4 members you do have

WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP JYAN NOT HAVING A FAMILY

Sweet ass upgrade but oh boy if you got a problem with multiple eyes

Next Ep; Ryuki?

Brother Fight

Oh its literally Ryuki

"I Spy" its charades you dumb

Retsu: oh god my friends are dumb

Brother Zord

Jyan Wants The Brother

Jyan has an apartment??

natsume why did you run away over this

Shes 12 and acts 12

Pout

Jyan trampled to death by small children

Natsume is a good kid

Im proud of Miki for just getting in here to fight

Dan.... the zombie man

Griffith Himself

The Dan Fan Club

Parts of my heart really do wanna compare things in Geki to ToQ, just know that

Leo was it really necessary to rip off his entire shirt like this

Leo: AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A FUCKING BRAIN

Jyan Nip Nops

Golden suits are Lovely

Hotel time

Unikitty appreciates the hard work of the takoyaki master

Who pissed in woofcat's cheerios

Ok if he didn't abandon Jyan why was jyan in the forest

Jealous Mele time

Is that what the kids are calling it these days

There was a fucking landslide and Jyan, age 0, crawled off into the forest

Leo: shut up Long you know nothing of my gay crisis

Long: looks into the camera like he's in the office

30 eps in I THINK this is whats happening

I've had just about enough of these guys

Jyan gets fed cat treats

Next EP; Carl hates Christmas

Carl is a relatable character

PLEASE HELP CARL

I'm amazed by the insistence no one here speaks a word of english

NVM MIKI TO THE RESCUE

Ken why are you the worst ever

Ken.... He doesn't speak any Japanese

Ken is... Talented

Nothing is impossible for God

Long: STOP BEING IN LOVE WITH GEKI RED YOU PIECE OF SHIT LION

Shirtless Woofcat Time

Sad kitty

Punch your friends into friendship

Watch out Leo, he expresses friendship by punching

I swear this is some SMT battle music

Two cats screaming at each other across the room for 5 minutes before remembering they can just hit each other

MELE FUCKING MURDERED LONG

Leo squinting at her cause hes just so fucking lost as to whats going on is so funny

Launches son off cliff

Surely murder gets boring every so often

Get a real hobby, Long

The Mele and Leo shit is surprisingly soft

Leo has decided to freeze to death

Checked Snapple cap while watching Geki

Oh no my ultimate weakness

Two ppl fighting in the snow

Kissing banned from Sentai, you gotta hug

Gekiranger grabbing my ToQger feelings and smashing them into the ground with all the force it has, causing my heart to break into thousands of pieces

"This is out final battle"

We have another two and a half eps

Leo blushing behind mask at Jyan praising him

I'm very concerned about the next two EPs because this seems very final

And I have one spoiler for this series that remains unfulfilled

Aaaaand we're back

Ok time for Leo's best Nakadai impression

MELE TOO STRONG

Mele why do you feel threatened by Miki when you've been putting up with Long

and Gou is right there

Ranru, Ran, Retsu, and Yukito all staring at their reds going stop bringing your "reformed villain" into our home

This is why Abaranger exists in the same universe

Foreshadowing

Leo: if I'm so bad punch me to death bi-

What the fuck

Oh so we no longer need Mele alive for Bae

Is this justice

Ranru and Yukito wish they could of judged Nakadai by fist

Long: do I need to get you all a dictionary to define immortality

AND NOW LONG IS DOING A VORE

HATE THAT LONG GOT PISSED BACK TO LIFE

What does happen to Long if the world is destroyed

Holy fuck, Mele,,,,

I MEAN

DRAGONBALL