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It was only a matter of time

Throws bucket of water over fire

Entire thing is no longer on fire

Imagine having 5 kids

Three of them become fire fighters

One of them becomes a paramedic

And then one of them decides to be a cop

Nice to meet you Mint

IMAGINE GOING ON VIDEO CALL WITH YOUR KIDS AND THE FIRST THING THEY DO IS BE LIKE NAH DAD WOULDNT CALL US

AND ALSO HES DEAD

Big train...

I

CAN NOT EXPRESS ENOUGH HOW GRWAT IT IS THAT THEY HAVE A ZORD THATS JUST A LAIR OF LEGS PISSING ON EVERYTHING

Turns out the way to deal with one of your son's being a cop is to make him join a Sentai with his siblings that will make him be a firefighter whether he likes it or not

Split up your siblings by what version of brother they refer to you as

Ma'am I don't think you should be in your bra to summon your mother

Also what cowardice made he men in this family big monsters by the the one girl is just a woman in a bra with wings

HE LEGIT LOST ALL HIS KIDS THEIR JOBS

"ONE OF NY KIDS ENDED UP A COP SO YOU ALL GET PUNISHED"

"The five of us can work together to kill our father"

Hehe fish

"Aniki your constant posing is embarrassing"

What do you mean security system it's just you guys with RC cars

Episode 3 and Daimon is fucking dead

Matoi you're the eldest you should know better

DAIMON HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LIVE HOLY FUCJ WHAT IS YOUR SKULL MADE OF

That's a lure

COLONEL SANDERS WHY WERE YOU FISHING

Don't tell your sister what to do

Boys are you going to start cooking for yourself or are you just gonna lecture your father about it

Dad has friends???

Kyouko is gonna destroy all of them

KIDS NO FIGHTING IN THE CAR

YES HIN DEDICATING HIS LIFE TO TRAINING TO BE A PILOT IS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT HE REALLY WANTS TO BEING A PILOT AND WILL RESENT YOU FIR GETTING IN THE WAT OF THAT

All of them are fixed with a sense to know when Matoi is holding a family meeting

WHY DIDNT YOU MENTION THE ANTIDOTE LIKE IMMEDIATELY

Everyone has to suffer Matoi's singing bc hatred of it is all that's keeping Shou alive

Dad like: I think my son number 3 would like a flashy job

Dad: actually just all my kids

Villain lady needed a fake identity and of all names she ended up with Inoue

WE ARE NOT HAVING TEA TIME IN A MOVING CAR

Damn what were we THINKING lining up a main road with a precariously placed boulder on top of a cliff!

Oh No the boulder is headed straight for that lorry full of Flammable Poison

Idk I think we should leave the paramedic with the guy who needs an ambulance

MATOI STOP EMBARRASSING YOUR BROTHERS BY BEING A DUMBASS

When your sister is trying to set you up with a villain

DONT FET MAD AT THEM THAT THEIR DAD TAUGHT THEM NOTHING HE FUCKED OFF FOR 10 YEARS

Rivals, lovers, whats the difference

"if it helps, we don't forgive our father for anything either"

Idiots you're trained for this you know what to do

This doesnt seem like a bad thing, you're getting paid now

MATOI DONT PRETEND YOU KNEW YOU WERE BEGGING FOR ORDERS

Boys you better give your sister her power back otherwise she better stop feeding the lot of you

Matsuri that beats you to death with her crutch

DONT JUST LAUNCH HER AT THE MONSTER WITHOUT A SUIT

Mizuki you should Really wait for the physiotherapist to make sure you don't do yourself more damage

YOU LEFT THE BUILDING WITHOUT YOUR BABY?!

The kid is onto something

Yellow should be bullied

Bully Daimon for choosing cop over firefighter, not for being the youngest brother

DAIMON DO NOT KILL THE KIDS WITH A FOOTBALL

Oh god no the last thing this family needs is another brother

Sorry Daimon you'd be more onto something saying like Green or Pink have more active roles

This is like your first time doing anything and it's having youngest brother syndrome

"Sure son let me just go back in time and tell your mother what fucking order to birth the 5 of you in I'm sure she'll make adjustments"

DAD JUST OUT HERE IN THE MOUNTAINS WITH DAIMON TELLING HIM WHY MATOI IS A SHIT LEADER

"Matoi talks back to me, trust me he isnt even my favourite son"

Your dad wanting to kill you wouldnt be a shock

"aw don't call me silly nicknames, we're adults now :)"

"YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO DIE"

ISNT KYOUKO A RESCUE COPTER PILOT? ISNT SHE LIKE ONE OF THE MOST USEFUL PEOPLE YOU COULD HAVE EITH YOU RIGHT NOW? SHOULDNT SHE HELP SHOU?

Matsuri was in the right profession I'm proud of her

DAIMON THIS ISNT THE FUCKING TIME TO BE A COP, LET THE MAN DRIVE

Honestly what were they thinking sending a fire based monster in

And again like why are you trying this again did you not learn anything about type matchups

TURNS OUT IF YOU OVERLEVEL AND STAT TRAIN THEN TYPE MATCHUPS ARE MEANINGLESS

And it learned necromancy

Can you not send it from not a place that's about to be melted

"I might be a bad father"

WAS THEIR ROOM FOR DOUBT

THE FOUR OF THEM

ABANDONING THEIR ELDEST BROTHER

We are never free of magma golem

Did you make 20 cup ramen to eat all by yourself

MATOI A SHITTY BROTHER

AS BROTHERS ARE I GUESS

Also accused similarly to Right ToQ

YALL WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM WHEN HES QUIT AND IN CIVVIES

SHOU IS SUCH AN UGLY CRIER CUTE

Shou, sobbing: ITS TRU, ANIKI IS A HORRIBLE PERSON AND GES SELFISH AND ARGUMENTATIVE AND-

Matsuri: SHOU HE IS LITERALLY TRYING TO SAVE OUR LIVES AT THE MOMENT

THE 4 OF THEM GUT MATOI TO RETRIEVE THEIR CUP RAMEN

OH BOY A COMPUTER VIRUS BADED EPISODE WROTE IN THE 90S

Nagare with his hair tied back 🥺

GUESS THIS EP IS A CALLOUT FOR NAGARE BEING TOO LIKE HIS FATHER

Faint hints of Taniguchi growing a beard but that had to be banned till Amazons

Dad: all my kids are awful I should of never come back to this

Shou Is Dead

They're right Shou

"He's not our buddy we're just related to him"

Drop IS cute but Pierre you need to hold him better

This episode is Shou whump and it would be lying to say I wasn't here for it

*dusts baby*

Who knew girls could take selfies before smartphones

Shou if you went on a date with any of these girls I'd of ended your damn life myself

WHY ARE YOU AN EGG

Double denim Taniguchi

Reiji are you just stealing to hoard

Daimon...

STOP STEALING ALL THESE EGGS

Matoi murders Reiji

MATOI STOP SUBJECTING EVERYONE TO YOUR SINGING

Sorry Daimon, Reiji is gonna be murdered by imps

Daimon you weren't gonna save him by being a shitty cop

And big talk "if I let you get away you'll commit more crimes" while n explicitly telling him you're letting him get away

Reiki fucking dies