Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Liveblog

Slams my hand into chest of tiny plastic power rangers

Marvelous faces:

:]

:}

:3

Marvelous's lips extend 5 miles from his face

Marvelous is the worst customer

"Sucks to be you children rip"

My chan chan baras

So after days of getting subs set up

I learn

They only worked on the first ep

🙃

Marv murders a child

MARVELOUS DO NOT KEELHAUL A CHILD

Marv: I just think children can die

Everyone: MARV THAT KILLS PEOPLE

What if everyone red

This guy: trying to be dramatic

Marv: sounds dumb

Doc: we need to think before we do anything

Marv: uh huh sounds good

Marv: anyway no thoughts head empty BYE

THE CGI APPKE EATING IS MAKING ME LOSE IT

Joe fucking loves grocery shopping don't take this from him

If you watch enough toku you suffer from pointing and going see this bit of suit was reused in/from X show

"Five on one isn't-"

"YOU JUST RELEASED AN ARMY ON US"

For cobra chan

Oh lesbians sleeping together on the couch

Ahim you did NOT pull that out your jacket

Marv you don't need to kill the other children there's plenty of cake

So in an update to getting this show working on my tv

After a very strange mistake with changing the subfiles

I figured out how to use VLC on my tv and just share files from my computer through it

Marv in a hurry to turn himself in

MARVELOUS YOURE A PIRATE WHY WOLD THE POLICE BE OK WITH YOU

Marv getting romantic with the furry

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE A PIRATE SENTAI WHY HAVENT THEY COMMITED PIRACY

Ban be a little cute tho

Luka robs some rich people

Oof @ over times ableism

Luka I love you

Luka: hM FUCK GLORIFYING BEING POOR BEING POOR SUCKS

Dude you're gonna get the insurance pay out anyway and you're pretty set for life

Luka: I am gonna just write as many zeroes as I want on this cheque btw

I think Luka should be allowed to steal anything she wants

Me: I'll sto- JYAN!!!!

I know it's the thread header but I'm losing it that this is for gekiranger he really wants to meet the tiger's kid

This is the wrong kitty sentai

LONG

Jyan still carrying the fart master

IMAGINE FEELING THREATENED BY JYAN

I would like Navi to stop moaning

JYAN FINALLY TALKS LIKE JYAN

HE NYA'D

In piracy

There is training

Rip Don

Ohhh thats gaorock isn't it

"we dont know gaorock but we'll use the gaoranger keys by complete coincidence"

Oh fuck it's bowser himself

Red and his wife had a puppy!!

Why does Red look like a prototype for Emu

Red is sure acting serious for a man who can't handle dressing himself

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOULL TRWAT HER YOURE A VET

"I'm sorry, which one of us can talk to animals, cause last I checked it was me not you, don't tell me what my lion will and won't do"

So much for me getting out of ever hearing the gaoranger theme again

Gaolion isn't fucking dead, Red, chill the fuck out

Gooooooor

How bad is y'all's hearing

I'm glad Luka just adores crime

Joe be like I believe in the heard of the cards

Joe: Luka, play fair.

Luka: *dramatic sigh*

Luka: *starts pulling a deck of cards out her nose*

LUKA IS THAT TROPE OF PULLING OUT WEAPONS FROM INCREASINGLY RIDICULOUS PLACES BUT ITS ALL PLAYING CARDS

Shinken time

Is that kurotos shirt

Joe can have 1 tragic boyfriend story

Marv you can't just be like this you literally just met him

The lesson of gokaiger is if your life sucks fuck it time to be a pirate

Time for pizzas breaking traffic law

"We'll just go ask a different carranger, this one's broken"

DONT BREAK TRAFFIC LAW WHILE DRESSED AS CARRANGERS

We sure wrote an amazing and for carranger

TRAFFIC SAFETY ID IMPORTANT NAVI

ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT AT NAKADAI SENSEI

Marv gets a backstory??

Oh I forgot this guy was gokaiger

ABSOLUTE FAILURE TO TRANSLATE MARVEY CHAN

I understand the love

It's a date

IDK I DINT THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE THE RANGER KEYS LIKE THAT

Is there something off about the go-on gold suit or is it just the effect of not seeing it through a camera purchased in 1980

Basco: Fuck Joe in particular

Joe how the fuck did you turn round

Marv: Sorry my ex is such a piece of shit

He looks very polite

I believe in you

Doc got kicked out for not being kid friendly

Proper caps of Nakadai Sensei eating shit

Goes to watch Gokaiger

Over-Time using ableist slurs

Ok who else subbed Gokai lmk

idk who else subbed it and if any of you get at me for using TVN when you want me to use OT youll be kicked got it

Look at that, TVN don't need to fucking use slurs

OH

Gai

MY WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE IS BEING HIT BY A TRUCK AND WHEN I WAKE UP TOMMY OLIVER IS THERE

THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST TEAM EVER WHAT DID HE DO

WHY IS GAI BEING SUBJECTED TO HELL

Nakadai Sensei let me ask What's That On Your Wrist Right This Second And Should You Call Someone On That

Gai has the expression of me every time someone dumped a bag full of power rangers in at the charity shop

HEHE I KNEW ABOUT IT BUT I LAUGH

Hate the slapping the "loves abaranger" section of my brain