Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Liveblog

Why is Cain pronounced like a pepper

Kirihiko

Making a decade reference?

A WORM

AHIM DONT GET OUT OF EATING YOUR BROCCOLI

Hewwo Bomper

You can tell when they use go-onger footage BC it looks like it was filmed in the 80s

SOSUKE HUG BOMPER

Sosuke you've grown into your dad role

SOSUKE DONT JUST PICK UP BOMPER AND WALK AWAY

It's ok, Sosuke's main power is being stupid and unpredictable

sTOP CARRYING BOMPER

SOSUKE HAS BEEN BETRAYED BY HIS PARTNER

Ok Marv you ridiculous show off

Sosuke did you forget to actually help

SOSUKE

SOSUKE PLEASE

SPEEDOR

BEAR RV

WHY DOES YOUR SON HAVE LAZERS

GUESS HES A PIRATE NOW

Imagine spending half the year working on taking over earth then your dad is like what if this was more like evangelion

Hear me out

Luka: BOLD OF YOU TO SUGGEST I CAN READ

Marv: EVERYONE BUT ME GET OUT

Everyone: FUCKING MAKE US

"Splitting the 6 of them up"

Proceeds to show only Gai and Joe aren't with the others

Joe, tenderly kissing Barizorg's forehead: Goodnight sweet senpai

Luka betraying Marv is vali-

Kenta very cute

Ok did anyone besides Gai go to school

So this is the start of oya high is it

Cute 🥺

Luka: why be an attorney when you can be a pirate

Marv: *holding a box with a timer ticking down and Basco's emblem on it* no clue what this could be

Basco that makes your bento with a heart and a time bomb 🥺

Basco: the only thing I love is my monkey

"GAI STOP PREMATURELY SUMMONING YOUR ZORD"

Domon.....

Is the future less of a horrific dystopia, I need answers

Domon be like don't fuck people in the past I had to pay multiple generations of child support

I feel free ability to time travel is too much for Gai

They most certainly are jumping

I'm proud of Domon for trying to be less of a deadbeat dad while trapped in the 31st century

SORRY GAI YOU KINNED NAOTO THAT MEANS YOU GET FUCKED

DOMON FUCKING PLAYING THEM

Domon,,

YOU 3 BRATS

"Ahim has something we don't... manners"

Gai killed for suggesting heterosexuality is allowed on this ship

Doc is the perfect moe anime girl

WE STRAIGHT UP DONT CARE WHO DOC IS

CASUALLY FORGETS TO MENTION HE HAS AMNESIA

LUKA DID YOU NOT NOTICE WHILE YOU WERE IN HIS BODY

I'm glad Joe asserts he's sick of a situation by doing pushups

Froggy pants...

Gai don't talk with your mouth full in a fancy restaurant

Who's cowboy hat is that

"You didn't turn it on"

Marvelous: I like you you're my mum now

For once it really was just pen and not Toei's laziness

I feel Toei largely misunderstand how crucifixion works

Basco.....

Sally is worth like £150-200 🥺

LUKA DIAGNOSED BAD KID

WHO WAS LETTING A TINY CHILD CLIMB THE TOP OF AN UNSUPPORTED LADDER

Gai doll..

GIRLLLLL

MERRY CHRISTMAS

10 YEARS IN JAR JAIL

Joe is dead....

Wait is this

Is this a recap

Have we once again forced me to watch a recap by throwing it in with the plot

All lion squad but none of them went Leo

Ninjaman is so chaotic dumb

God dammit it's just like hurricaneger

Oh damn I'd love for them to become delinquents

Oh no now Ninjaman will have to meet Nakadai

Ninjaman loves the power of friendship

Can has horny basco Vs Marv fight now please

Spicy time

Basco: I've had just about enough of this monkey

I was kind of hoping they'd be able to use Red's vet skills 🥺

Rest in peace Marvey-chan

I appreciate that they did put the prop gore even if it's just edging on slightly off screen like it was perfectly fine to just let it be implied

Gokai and coffee milk....

Mmmmm bastard basco

MAYBE THE REAL TREASURE WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY

Daiki rapidly losing interest

Was it the gokai taisen that had decade fucking take over the entire thing

Praise Jesus Marvelous

I've never had to look so close at the Toei statue of the virgin

It's not great

Toei I'm begging you to just set up a rig

Basco was an undead all along...

Basco: well that was extremely sexy of you Marvey-chan

Congrats to marvelous for walking at all after putting a sword the entire way through his own foot

Marvelous: y'all there are 3 episodes left and you fucking want me to chase down 5 random Sentai we already have the powers of to double check it's chill? Fuck off

Have you tried just trying really hard to be a door

God this will take forever to unlock all of

The triforce....

So do any of you know what to do with it

This....

Is samurai flamenco

I WAS KIND OF WAITING FOR THE "well not that one but all your other wishes are good to go"

SLAPS TRIFORCE INTO CHEST OF TINY PLASTIC POWER RANGERS

Is that Shinji's jacket