Ninpu Sentai Hurricaneger Liveblog

I gotta start this today or I'll end up with Go-Busters/Beast Morphers as the first series I've seen both of

I'm actually overcome with calling everyone by pr names

Sensei please get down

Hey that's a bit weird and fucked actually

[Dustin voice] HE'S NOT A GUINEA PIG

DONT STEAL OUR SENSEI WE NEED HIM

"Headmaster's gone, I'm Wolverine now"

SENSEI AINT LETTING HIM BE WOLVERINE

Hurricanger taught me to skip class it'll definitely pay off

THEM!!!!!

From Beyond...

THEY STRIPPED

I guess it's better than the 2003 cgi guinea pig

Of course they stopped to take a picture in the suits, of course they did

We let this fucker out of school for 1 day and suddenly he thinks he doesn't have to be colour coded at all times :/

TINY MANTIS IN A SUIT

Piles of stone corpses

Ok that's an interesting way to do the giant forms

Yep the words still involve killing potentially hundreds of passengers (or taking them on a very strange detour) that we shouldn't worry about cause this seemed cool

Ah this was episode 3 of ninja storm too wasn't it

"God my friends are stupid"

YOUR ENTIRE SCHOOL WAS STOLEN BUT YOU HAVE MEMORY ERASING NINJAS AT THE READY

She didn't get lucky, Kouta fucking launched himself to save her

"I was kidnapped it's different"

10/10 friends

They have jobs, don't say it like they're a load of neets

especially when they're attending your school after you kidnapped them

They've put typing noises so it seems like he's actually typing and isnt a tiny little hamster crawling on a keyboard

DONT TRY TO KILL HER FATHER WHO IS A HAMSTER

Im pretty certain this milk bath flower was in ninja storm but im still just god

milk bath flower

STOP BEING OMINOUS AND BE IN THE FUCKING SHOW YOU BASTARD BEETLES

I didn't expect to hear the word "maw" in any subs ever

The only kind of love worth having

Is this the sample text from an english text book

OK THIS GUY NEEDS TO CALM DOWN

IS IT FINALLY FUCKING THUNDER RANGER TIME

The hurricangers are so excited to not fight in this fucking quarry

Fucking Finally You Lazy Fucks

Fucking

Finally

something is happening

Can you imagine looking at a fucking school to go to an it's like

Ah yes we will teach you

Dark ninja arts of darkness

The hurricangers all just scream over reach other constantly cause none of them can wait their turn to speak

I'm honestly struck as if Hunter and Blake swapped colours

Carrying over my love from Ninja Storm may of fucked me

This sunlight must be really hurting your eyes no wonder you two take so long to do shit

Gouraigers are awaiting the birth of what I assume is a really big whale

Fucking loser brothers can't even decide upon their motivations before coming to do this dramatic reveal

Now THIS is a motivation

I'm glad we let the hamster play cards

Is he

pissed the ninja wanted to stay secret

Does he know which ninja sentai he's in

I love these losers

How long does this fucking pronoun game go on

I legit thought his arms had come off for a second

"it's been like ¾ of an episode I'm over this shit and gonna kick your asses"

THESE FUCKINF LOSERS TOOK SO LONG FIGHTING EACH OTHER THE MOTW DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES

You say axe but it *looks* like a handheld fan

Fucking losers break into the local sports centre in the middle of the night to train

i hate ninjas

Hold up guys, my son has arrived

They finally leave the fucking gym

Oboro gets bullied by a hamster

OBORO YOU CANT JUST FUCJING LAUNCH YOUR FATHER

"is smth wrong" SHE LAUNCHED HER FATHER INTO ORBIT WHAT DO YOU THINK

I love oboro so much

(Dad is fine) I love this tiny hamster falling asleep at his desk mid writing

OEISGJSIO

Oboro... Best girl

OBORO HAS LEARNT NOTHING

What are you two even doing chillin on this bridge like this

Ok the simple answer is the gouraigers never gave anything better to do ever

I love our stock of crowd costumes like

Police

Chef

Nun

Child

KOUTA PLEASE

Does being a sky ninja make you immune to fall damage

He's 3 and a half

Do the gouraigers just come here in case someone need heckled

This may of aged a little bad

He's baby

The gouraigers deserve to be babies

HES 5

LET THE BABY DO THE FLYING HES READY

Tsukasa Kadoya, Kamen Rider Zi-O Episode 27

I can't handle these two

Abaranger: This but we make it literally the entire season

It looks like a chocolate coin he found in his pocket

OF COURSE IT IS

I do appreciate we allow Nanami to pilot alone

Had the edited the footage in Ninja Storm to give them an orb I can't remember

Isshu, betrayed by his own brother

No poll I can watch hurricaneger again

Isshu: murder

Ikkou: can I be a space ninja... While staying on earth?? Why are we on earth when we could be in space

Ikkou has been overtaken by the Cain instinct

Ok I mean I guess he's doing it so he'll have the strength to kill his brother but it's funny seeing him just standing there, looking at it then just throwing himself on it

Ikkou for literally no fucking reason: throws himself into the kill-people gas

Cain instinct overcome

By loving your brother so damn much uwu

Megazord picking ppl up is both delightful and terrifies me they'll crush them

"HERES YOUR GET ALONG COINS"

Well that sure happened