Ninpu Sentai Hurricaneger Liveblog

Nanami: I MAY BE A LESBIAN BUT I GOT EYES

I got tipped in that Shurikenger steals faces of old sentai stars so I can recognise him by who looks like a toei factory brand twink

Sentai has taught me that if you go to cram school you will be brain washed

Apparently no one thought to clue these two in on what was going on so theyve just been gardening all day

Shurikenger is so pissed he fired them all

Also who is this returning twink he's cute

Yosuke: you sure sound suspiciously like shuri-

Shurikenger: OH LOOK A UFO

Everyone: we know nothing about you, you hide everything from us and hide behind your mask

Shurikenger: is this a time to steal someone elses identity to avoid being in any way open about myself?

I'm sick of Motodrone, where's that shark bastard I never learned the name of

Ninja Storm gave them bikes from the start just so they wouldn't have to deal with Nanami and Yosuke attempt to steal the beetle bros bikes

I don't deserve this callout

Same, Nanami

Oboro and Shurikenger is fake because we all know they're just two halves of a whole Cam

A CRASH course in driving

Kouta had to do this because Toei couldnt allow any more Ikkou-Yosuke cradling scenes

Isshu stop being a brat please

YOUR DAD SURE MADE A WEAPON THAT WOULD ONLY HURT ALLIES AND THE CLOSEST THING HE HAD TO ALLIES WERE HIS CHILDREN and yea thats in line with what we know of their father so far

DAMN RIGHT "FINALLY" WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ASSHOLE

Yall sure are terrible ninjas

Yosuke... he's just a possessed suit

Shurikenger but he horny screams

Let the man eat

Shurikenger didnt say a single word to master Gozen in Japanese

The Jakanja are absolutely blown away from the suggestion that they can just... fucking work together instead of constantly competing

Welcome to Shurikenger Gets The Shit Kicked Out Him

Why Shurikenger

Meiko Please

Please

Help Kouta

Kouta will kill him later for using his mouth for that word

I am so sorry to the sub team cause there was no way they were getting these jokes to work even if they're bad in Japanese too

It looks like a sand dollar

Meiko

Is a sweetheart

Was kinda

expecting Gozen to be in space

Gozen says Let The Kids Die

This is how it went in Ninja Storm too right

Sandaaru's blade really is that fucking small why are you killing anyone with this fucking pocket knife of yours

Anyway back to we've learned the rainbow attack so gay rights

but ah yes the colours of the rainbow

Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, uhhhh Crimson, Navy....

tiny bug coffin...

I kinda wish Mr Homerun Soba Shuriken had just been a soba delivery man that saw a monster and fucking ran in to attack it

YOSUKE JESUS FUCK

Me, filled with ToQger fear

I don't know what yall expected

Looks like next time we're just completely hitting end game? Seems unlikely with 7 eps I'm sure they'll throw in some filler or smth

Ah it's just a recap

...bit of weird timing but guess we gotta pace before the finale

This stands as one of the less interesting ways to do a recap

Ie there's no reason for this to be a recap in universe

We're this late in and you losers can't recognise shurikenger immediately...

No shit Yosuke I mean look at the guy of course it's Shurikenger

Nanami can cook!!

"we refuse to explain how shurikenger is eating"

Nanami is horribly upset by any girl not talking to her

VILLAIN ZORDS

Ikkou and Yosuke fighting over food in the bg

Nanami you useless lesbian please

NANAMI DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOURE IN A FIGHT OR IS YOUR BRAIN STUCK IN USELESS LESBIAN MODE

PLEASE HELP MY LESBIAN DOTTER

They all kicked Nanami out the henshin so she just left to continue on her impressing girls mission

NANAMI

Nanami.....

;; Nanami

Please help Wendi

I'm sorry gozen Sama, they're all terminally stupid

Haha Kagura is friends with a tree

Completely healthy hints; making it so your young daughter literally can't feel sadness or cry and if she does it could destroy everything

Gay Rights

Shurikenger: You actually have no choice but to protect her

Gozen: No All Of You Fuck Off

Oh god Hurricangers but they have kink collars

Giving Shurikenger a kink collar is extremely cursed

Im surprised we're actually going to show characters grieving instead of "just ignore someone Died last ep"

Yosuke has had this job a year and is still called the newbie

YOU ALL ACT LIKE HAVING A FISH GUN FOR AN ARM IS A BAD THING

Sandaaru is a cool villain but honestly preferred Marah and Kapri

SHURIKENGER YOU WERE KIND OF A BASTARD ALWAYS

Shurikenger I honestly think Satarakura would happily help kill Sandaaru today

[V3 Voice] You are now Kamen Rider 4

Wendi and Furabeejo, please

This plan really took 500 years huh

Sandaaru you are the least trustworthy person here

IKKOU IS THIS THE FUCKING TIME

Guys we cant jump to conclusions like this

guys,,,

Thanks for not making Shinkenger call them Boys at this vital moment

Thats the tardis landing sfx??

How many fucking phases does this boss have and do any of them take longer than 3 minutes to beat

Welcome Back Beetle Losers

THEYRE USING THEIR JACKETS

DAD WHY ARENT YOU A HAMSTER THIS SUCKS

A fifth phase to use the zords or are we fucking good

WE'RE GOOD WE'RE FINALLY DONE WITH THIS BOSS

Dadd loves his daughter ;;

DAD PLEASE DONT FLOAT AROUND THEM I HATE IT

Can you two even graduate this isnt your school

IKKOU BEST NINJA WE GUESS

Im so proud of Kouta's work always

Give Nanami a GF

EVERYONE IS SHURIKENGER