Choujin Sentai Jetman Liveblog

Everyone

Regret not picking Gundam

Top secret Birdonic Waves

If this man gets sadman deadwifed in fucking episode one I Swear

I hate how much this logo makes me think of shocker

is...

is her birdonic wave sensor playing darude sandstorm

Heavy squinting

She's gonna be a lupinranger

Pictured: Me playing literally any game that has the option to farm regardless of what the main plot is

Pictured: me when I'm forced to fight monsters but I only gave my character farming equipment because I didn't want to leave the farming section

HE DOESNT WANT TO BE A JETMAN HE WANTS TO FUCKING FARM

WAS THE SOIL BESIDE THIS RAVINE THAT GOOD

Jetman educates the kids by teaching them colours

Egg Crimes Are Happening

Sees 1 episode of Jetman

A worthless flirt that cheats at cards?

Otoya is that you?

I mean its a good jump but improper technique

Saxophone Otoya Stop

Ah so you're this one

That's a pretty reasonable rate, I'd say she's cutting you a great deal

GAI IT'S EPISODE 2 YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED

(Girl Im just saying like... money is also a good bonus)

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

GAI YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DO SHIT

Oh right he hate's being touched by men doesn't he

I'm allowed to continue watching Jetman now

I think it is a terrible idea to go after Gai and we'd be far better off not doing that

HITTING

ON A COP?

THROUGH THE WINDOW OF HER POLICE CAR?

THEN RUNNING A RED LIGHT?

I HATE THAT HE'S GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS

I can't believe this is how you saved him from the cops i wish you'd let the cops take all his money and also arrest him

YOU'RE BOTH TERRIBLE

I appreciate the bartender doesn't question this and just gets him it

"RYUU PLEASE WE'RE ABOUT TO BE MURDERED BY A MONSTER"

"Sorry guys, later. I have to get in a dirt bike race with Gai because I think this will actually convince him to not be the fucking worst"

Gai: FUCK THEM KIDS!

Gai: I have a rare condition where I can't see men

Explains to my lecturer I'm late because Toshiki Inoue attacked me

I love everything ever thats like oh the traffic signals get messed up and a load of ppl die because they Cant Stop Obeying Traffic Signals, also known as the exact opposite of real life

GUESS KAORI IS CATHOLIC

AND ALSO SAYS IF A GUY IS RICH AND DOESNT CARE ABOUT OTHERS THEN KICK HIM IN THE BALLS

I have class in 4 minutes but kaori is fucking dead

Comes back 2 weeks later like ok time to see how dead Kaori is

This was a plot point in Kiva

"Kaori can't use her legs"

"We'll be the judges of that come on time to have Kaori pilot a jet"

Was grey listening to

The one song Otoya can play?

Gai: OH FUCK A MONSTER

Gai: TIME TO PHT KAORI'S WHEELCHAIR ON A THE MIDDLE ON A TRAIN TRACK

BAD AND NAUGHTY SENTAIS GET OUT IN THE SPINNY BRICK CUBE TO ATONE FOR THEIR CRIMES

Gai: *gets a minor injury*

Gai:

I'm terrified by Gai agreeing to help

Gai: you gotta move fast or I'll call in love with someone else

Gai, possessed by Otoya's ghost: *asks out the first woman he sees*

Gai can't go 22 minutes without dying which is how he ended up now he did in gokai

Tennis is happening and I barely even registered it

Ryuu's granny beat the shit out of him

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARRANGED MARRIAGE ITS BEEN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS SINCE HIS GIRLFRIEND DIED

Wait is Gai with them how the fuck did they get Gai to come play tennis

Turned on wrong show apparently

YALL

Inoue: I am starting my love triangle bullshit Now

Ako said fuck blue lives

KYOUTAROU OUTTED FOR DATING EVERY WOMAN IN THE ROOM

Kin the girl at the durex shop saying 700 yen an hour is shit pay

Girl Fights

Why do you have 20 billion yen in diamonds