Kafka on the Shore Liveblog

My dude you can not meet this girl and 5 minutes later be like what if I pinched her nip mood followed immediately by I wonder if she's my sister

Page 98 just

Current feeling is Y'all are pretentious as Hell

Oshima: says some pretentious shit

Oshima: anyway me likey green

Cries at a Kilmarnock brand being called British

Slowly skips over pages as cat brutality is a lot in this

This is too much incest

A...terf is happening??? Terf representation???

I'm having a fucking experience right now

What the fuck am I reading

We've said metaphor so many times I could be reading fault in our stars

Why is it like this what am I reading

Oshima: Yeats

Me: MORE LIKE YEET AFTER READING THAT

Kafka: I blacked out for maybe 3 hours so clearly I took a 12 hour journey to Tokyo, killed my father, and took the 12 hour journey back and collapsed behind the shrine covered in blood, nothing could possibly refute this

Oshima:

Oshima: anyway

KAFKA WHAR DO YOU FUCKING MEAN YOU DINT WANNA FUCK YOUR SISTER LITERALLY EVERY GIRL YOU JACK OFF TO YOU FANTASISE BEING YOUR SISTER, SAKURA JACKED YOU OFF AND YOU IMMEDIATELY WERE LIKE I WISH YOU WERE MY SISTER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT YOU LITTLE FREAK

It was a choice to break up this word like this

Kafka this is too much incest

COLONEL SANDERS BOTH SELLS CHICKEN AND IS A PIMP I GUESS

finger lickin good....

The chapter I chose to end on HAD to be the one where he fucks his mother huh

Kind of like a fart

When even eldritch horrors fear Disney lawyers

Imagine being a woman in your 50s and some kid starts working for you and within a week he's like hey I think your my mum wanna bang?

I have never felt sorry for anyone as hard as I feel sorry for everyone who interacts with kafka

Oshima: as a Japanese man it is my god given right to fight in the Spanish civil war

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its so much,,,

Nakata chapters; great

Kafka chapters; please... Please shut up

OH GOD THEY DIDNT EVEN USE CONDOMS COME ON

Oshima you might win the shortest reply contest if you didn't say a paragraph at a time

Oshima quotes all this philosophy but we know he really gets it from evangelion

Kafka: no one has tried to help me

Oshima and Sakura:

The way she entertains Kafka's bullshit makes it feel like I'm reading the author's self insert to his mommy issues fulfillment and I'm not about it

Kafka I think she'd know pretty quickly if she adopted a kid and had a second one with a man this isn't just about the damn meeting you good for nothing

YEA I DONT THINK COPS REALLY TAKE "I WAS GOING WITH THE FLOW" AS A DEFENCE FOR FUCKING A MINOR

Hoshino, known for his fine taste in aloha shirts

Imagine being the car rental person who gets a call from a guy asking for a car that doesn't stand or and you're just so tired you're like none of our cars fucking stand out

I was about to be like what do you mean ¥1000 is discount bin but then remembered this is Japan

Kafka imagining raping his possible sister because his lust for his mother is Too Pure

I'm Dying Squirtle.

Like adjusting a radio dial...

EHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO CHOICE DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO JUST NOT FUCK SOMEONE ITS LITERALLY THE EASIEST THIS ESPECIALLY YOUR SISTER WHO IS ASLEEP

IF YOU CANT FUCKING HELP IT THEN CUT IT OFF. IF YOU CANT PLAY NICELY WITH IT YOU CANT HAVE IT.

Honestly I'm a bit lost to understanding the use of second person in kafka

I'm not sure if it's meant to bring the reader in to Kafka's shoes

or if it's meant to show him in a dissociative state and actions he can't connect himself to mentally because they were so awful

Good god let me finish this today

Leave oshima out of your horny bullshit you disgusting little freak

If Kafka did die at this point I wouldn't call it a loss

"I threw away my food and water"

Good. Perish.

Ah

I'm this 👌 close to skipping 2 whole chapters so I can hear Hoshino's conversation with this cat instead of Kafka's incessant whining