Kamen Rider (1971) Liveblog

I'm gonna move my reactions to kr to twitter rather than making my friends continue to suffer as they have for 30 episodes

Original Kamen Rider is super mature they show a CORPSE ON SCREEN I don't think any other kamen rider has done that that's how you know this is a MATURE ADULT show

Goro has his dads wrapped round his pinky finger bless

Trust me Hayato you don't know the fucking half of it

Did Taki just follow his Hayato sense to come here and scream for him

Hayato is learning Amazon's skill of scream at the sky

Taki was just waiting out here to kick Hayato's ass what a guy

Taki and Hayato: lets spar for a bit

1 minute later

Taki has found a suit and Hayato thinks this is a good time to start making fun of him

Maybe fringe really is his type

That one guy: you can't ship in showa

The gremlin that is me: watch this

Does shocker know they may need some flammable material between the fire and the person they wanna burn to death

"Terrorism is petty, kill kamen rider instead"

Yuri brought some kids to kill Tachibana

So are the pendants like something I'm to buy or

I've done archery a few times and I personally found arrows worked best when shot with something

Honestly props to Taki who doesn't even flinch when Shocker jumps out at him

We are doing nothing to save Hayato

He's dead now Hayato is just dead guess we'll work it out

Taki I think Shocker recognises your voice by now

THESE ARE SOME OF THE FUNNIEST DUMMIES

HAYATO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME ALL THE WAY BACK HERE WHEN YOU KNOW SHOCKER IS UP TO SOMETHING

Me: Taki's outfit is awful

Me: This on the other hand is perfect

Goro stop tormenting the toad and read your manga

"Taki speak to your boyfriend, you're both jerks"

Taki I'd like to remind you this plan has worked 0 of the other times you've tried it

Advanced Shocker Technology

This has been the one time this plan has worked

Kamen rider is about hayato jumping, knocking the wing off a plane and then blowing it up

Taki is a good dad who will get his son a frog in exchange for ice cream

Uva did you lay thi-

Shocker is getting smarter which I honestly didn't expect

I love boyfriend team

THEY'RE SO FUCKING PROUD OF THEMSELVES LIKE THIS ISN'T 90% OF THEIR PLANS

He will protect their egg

Kamen Rider is not the kind of man that lays eggs

At least this explains Jin

YOU TWO NEED TO STOP MAKING FUN OF THE OTHERS

Listen every visual with this egg is comedy gold in my mind

What we need is a really big magnifying glass

Guys I'm no expert but don't set your fucking house on fire

Hayato somehow blew another hill up please control this man

Local idiots are too proud of themselves for causing egg troubles

When you try to get a translator and the translator is immediately killed by the thing that needs translating

Taki: Hayato no stealing the glory

Hayato: *immediately hangs up*

Mari, Yuri, do not fuck 4000 year old fire breathing monsters

Kamen Rider dies as dramatically as possible

Hayato has not give up on his glue trackers to everyone plan

You ever find some corpses and instead of like calling the police you just pick up a weird flower and leave

"Mom I found a corpse we need to call the police"

"Guess I'll just leave you here since you're playing pretend, I'll just abandon you with the 'corpse'"

This is exactly what I expect of 70s parents but jesus christ lady

This is one of the nicest outfits you own so naturally it's what you wear to fix bikes

TAKI YOU KNOW HE'S MEANT TO COME WITH YOU RIGHT

Well maybe if you brought I dunno Kamen Rider with you, this would of gone better

Give it blood

I love the aesthetic of hanging up the phone and running to another phone

"Taki you have to hurry over there"

See this is the problem with only bringing one bike

nvm Taki acquired a bike

Well since today is awful let's watch kamen rider in class

That was a pretty worthless instant death attack

You're pretty confident a man who went missing two years ago supposedly hoping to meet his daughter but never being seen again will meet his daughter like tomorrow

Camping buddies

What's better than this just guys bring dudes

Y'know Hayato, you make me miss when we had a Kamen Rider with an IQ of 600

Tachibana don't be so hard on Hayato he's doing his best and you're upsetting Taki Taki doesn't want him hurt I don't want him hurt leave hayato alone

I wonder if they ever get phonecalls not from shocker

Hayato just grab the phone to shout, not even anything meaningful, he just shouts

I think everyone should know by now to not trust nazis promising them they'll spare their family members

They're nazis I really do not know why you expected them to be reasonable people who wouldn't kill your family

Valuing your life is a virtue

You exploded the ocean of course you exploded the ocean you're ichimonji hayato god forbid you don't blow something up

This is a great scene but it's made even better with less context

I'm so ready for Hayato ruins Christmas somehow

This lady just out here sacrificing a random kid to Shocker for not being her favourite one

You're damn lucky they didn't kill him immediately or you'd of been voted the worst parents

Taki they've been trying to kill little kids for witnessing their crimes for a while now

HAYANO

THEY'RE JUST SLAPPING EACH OTHER WHILE TAKI SCREAMS AT HAYATO

If you were Takeshi that fall would of made you henshin

He blew up a helicopter and he's so proud of himself, Merry Christmas Hayato

Only Ichimonji Hayato

WHY CAN A WOLF SHOOT MISSILES-

oh

I'm glad Hayato still insists a kick to the nuts is a valid way to fight villains

Especially the higher up ones

Every Hayato episode summarised in a screencap

HAYATO DON'T GIVE THE KIDS YOUR OWN MERCHANDISE

Time to be reunited with a smart kamen rider

A MOUNTAIN EXPLODING!?! WHAT IS HAYATO DOING IN SWITZERLAND!

I think we were still trying this idea in Amazon...

Takeshi's boots have fringe

Understandable if you don't, it's been a long time

Goro is having a nice holiday without his dads blowing shit up

I have so many questions

Starting with sharing a room and not wanting your friends to find you