Kamen Rider (1971) Liveblog

And now he's rocking the no stripes look

I sure just saw the rider wheel

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

Ah the steamed hams ep

Dr Shinigami remains as brutal as ever

HAYATO JUST HELP HIM UP DONT HENSHIN JUST PULL HIM OV- oh he managed it himself

NO HIS BIG OL BUG EYES

This sure does seem like FBI business

I wonder how many takes involved him fucking this up and walking into shit

hAYATO THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE YOUR LICENCE

Hayato, doing donuts: yea Im good to drive definitely good to drive definitely can't hit anyone like this

HAYATO'S FACE AS HE'S CALLED OUT FOR DRIVING WHILE BLIND

Everyone leave Taki's here to see Hayato

HE HAS HIS NAME ON HIS BIKE I DIDN'T SEE BEFORE

Shocker: what if we just... explode his eyes

A relationship being two dudes who've just glued transmitters to each other in case they lose each other

Grab Taki's ass trying to pick him up rip

Love this one silent hill 3 boss

Taki climbing over furniture with advanced gay

"My dear" Takeshi you've barely had screen time together slow down a bit ok

Up ahead; 50 different kinds of child death

Goro: LOVE IT

Taki's wearing a paler version of Hayato's blue jacket

I think we should not use anything that risks them dying

SERVES YOU RIGHT TO NOT HAVE LEGS

Takeshi is that a shocker patch on your jacket

Are you telling me the entire thought reading communication has less range than a walkie talkie

You guys are idiots if you think Hayato is able to do anything without sticking a transmitter to whatever he comes into contact with

Episode: Takeshi and Hayato teamup

Well currently Hayato doesn't have legs and no one has gone to help him and Taki is having to help Takeshi

Hayato has to struggle over

by himself

to regain his legs

Y'all are the damn worst

HAYATO STOP BLOWING THINGS UP FOR THE HELL OF IT THERE WAS NO REASON THAT SHOULD OF EXPLODED

Takeshi when will you get the fuck back in this series why is the original kamen rider continuing to just be about the second kamen rider

I love him them driving together involves Hayato being a brat and swerving all over the road

This sure is a crow screeching Kamen Rider

GORO

GORO'S DADS!!

Apparently when not being murdered by shocker, Taki and Hayato just spend a lot of time together to the point Tachibana has to comment on it

The crow needs a bigger cage anyway

Hi Kuervo

That girl just fucking fainted on the spot

Hayato you were really betting on this gas being light

oh wow we actually accounted for "We're fighting kamen rider who is a cyborg"

These girls are going to eat the crow which would be a fantastic way to resolve this

TAKESHI WHAT THE FUCK

okay you sure achieved nothing besides getting yourself killed like an idiot

Its okay Shocker would of killed those guys anyway

Takeshi has some strong bootcuts

Oh this is it, he's off to Gay Kamen Rider Jail

AND THEY MANAGED TO GET HAYATO ONTO A PLANE

And I guess it's Hongo Takeshi time

FURRY DOES NOT WANNA LEAVE THE ZOO

oh fuck someone actually good at motocross I forgot Hayato's record was like 3 hours

Tachibana is so happy finally someone in this fcking club does motocross

"ages ago" being 2 minutes ago

but yea of course Shocker happened

also I'm glad Takeshi got his stripes back

GORO YOURE LIKE 10 WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH DEATH

Takeshi you should of known Taki and Hayato are the least efficient people

They'll get it done just not be efficient about it

Taki's outfit cute

Im so glad humans are hollow

Hongo Takeshi supports killing neo nazis to protect yourself

Hayato is gone like 2 episodes and Taki fucking dies

This wouldnt help if we had Hayato's amazing ears

Guess we'll just use Takeshi's amazing brain

Still a smaller explosion than Hayato's bullshit

Next time

Cocaine and Balloons

Kids banned from bowling

AH THE PLOT OF NO6

Wow the time when 500 yen was $1.60

Local man killed by children

Sometimes your Aniki is a giant cockroach

Sometimes Aniki kills you and thats just Toku

Who knew that is Shocker bursts into a room you no longer need a safety suit this is your fault youre dying

Hongou did you consider you way wanna keep some of that to test

TAKI JESUS

It's about an Amazonian butterfly *xfiles theme*

Taki wearing pure velvet

He looks like a blanket

Not assuming everything is shocked immediately? Wild

Taki: oh shit some fucking goo on the ground better eat it

Takeshi: how the fuck did you and Hayato live this long

He didn't dissolve he's probably fine

TAKESHI DON'T SCOLD HIM

Taki you're married question mark

Kaman rider is about liking a girl for exactly 1 second before she turns into the monster of the week

"So Taki are you a butterfly fucker?!"

"Well I mean I fucked a grasshopper"

" "

"The real deal breaker here is you're a neo nazi"

Kujou

Shocker may be evil but even they use eco friendly energy

The Amazon sure is filled with killer viruses, it's amazing Amazon managed to grow up there

Long time no livetweeting og rider but whatever

His licence plate is 51 to tell us ichijou godai real

I fell asleep last time so back to it now

I swear if they weren't all nazis these monsters would fear being sent to the japanese branch

Takeshi, Hayato drove a bike blindfolded but you've been defeated by getting smth in your eye

is this the issue with you being the smart one

"Well it's not suspicious at all that you got gassed and knocked out and are now referring to the race as a fight, see you there"

TAKI YOU USELESS FBI LAPDOG GET YOUR LEG ON YOUR BIKE

You filled his bike with fire Miki

Does Hongo Takeshi have an unfair advantage

I misread the monster name as cicadamigo and am now upset at not a cicada zamigo

"Cicadas are selling at great prices today" what the fuck are you, an animal crossing player?

He's dead

Taki first up button your shirt second when the fuck isn't it a shocker cyborg

Takeshi is fine, Taki might be dead

Next episode; Tendou vs Takeshi

Back to of rider cause I did say I wanted this finished before kabuto

It sure was easy to kidnap a bus load of kids in the 70s