Kamen Rider (1971) Liveblog

That said, you probably could of convinced Hayato to go look at beetles for the afternoon

The keywords to kidnap kids in the 70s was Kamen Rider Kabuto

Kids with their evil eyeshadow

AND YOU DIDNT DO THAT IMMEDIATELY /WHY/

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE 6000 IQ POINTS TAKESHI

Oh Taki's dead now god dammit

Gorou why did you sneak on this bus, put the uniform on, then hide from the actual class

Thats the ugliest fucking shirt and I Need It

Im shocked they have a graveyard but I guess I was used to Amazon where they just ate the failures

I hope they don't revive that dinosaur Hayato thought was a bird

Why would you break into Taki's home, what ya gonna do, steal his stacked tables?

WHAT DO YUO MEAN YOU UNDERSTAND, HE BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE TAKI

I'm already suspicious we're not gonna see Hongo's face this ep cause that voice sounded off

Also cause this plot would be solved very quickly if Taki could talk to a Takeshi

Yeah Hongo's definitely not actually in this ep

Monsters: *walk into club*

Tachibana: Hey get the fuck out, Hongo's not here

It sounded a lot like a monster just shouted "Arriba"

It's nice that they told Hongo they were using his friends for demonic sacrifices and didn't just like leave him with no knowledge about what was going on

I appreciate that everyone else gets the sandard chain wrapped round them by Taki gets the full bondage chains

Thats a big explosion for an episode without Hayato

Oh shit a new Shocker leader and shocker uniforms

When you realise your stone cabin shouldnt of been made of styrofoam

Kamen Rider cancelled this is the Taki spinoff

"Hongo has taken to driving around in his suit for some reason"

They're really brave having Rider talk this much when it's blatantly Not Him

Nazi imagery is getting stronger in their base to ready for the new boss

What the hell is this shocker con

Rider Destroying Manniquins Dressed as the KKK

Yep this is Kamen Rider

Taki has decided Kamen Rider is immortal

Don't think that's for him to decide but he sure did

Ah

The crossover movie squid monster

I'm falling behind the crowd it seems and I can't bare to be behind the times

The problem with no cold opens is last night my laptop restarted and didnt save the updates to my spreadsheet and now I have to listen to the theme many times in a row to remember my last ep

Doctor Shinigami didnt even fucking do anything and this lady freaks the fuck out

Oh hey if it isnt Hiroshi Fujioka, didn't expect to see him in this show

He brought his own new insert song but I think it said something about plunging his brand new bike into flames which doesn't sound good, don't do that Hongo

I appreciate that these shocker idiots were about to go clearly rider's body was destroyed, we don't need to investigate further, we'll just report this in

RIDER IS IMMORTAL

Hongo's greatest fear is apparently the combination of "Squid" and "Space"

Tachibana Tobi will sass all of you till you leave him alone

I mean it is kinda weird that Shocker needs someone to train them on using a motorcycle

That's your PSA to not copy what you see on Kamen Rider

Completely unironically, Taki is looking real good in this ep and his outfit is completely acceptable

Im so glad the kids have learned not to copy kamen rider

People who side with Nazis shall die, only those who swear to murder every nazi they find may achieve immortality

That is the lesson Kamen Rider teaches

Rider didnt even do that, they fucking hit their own base with a meteorite

Another day another crucified Kamen Rider

Our store cupboard of specifically useless combatants we can kill to prove shit

My mistake one of them was just given a manicure, murder not required

Is it wise to teach kids to collect insects, last time it ended in them going to bug school which was not for bugs but was in fact for raising kids to have nazi values

The exact opposite of what bugs value

Time To Die Children

This is some evil manicure plan

These kids trying real hard to be the first rider scouts

Taki has died but will probably revive with a manicure

oh it actually does have a kill thing it can do smth other than give manicures

WHY DO THEY KEEP RUNNING INTO THE DEATH BEAM WHATS UP WITH THEM

KAMEN RIDER FIGHTS CHILDREN

Apparently Hongo can't punch through sponge its like his one weakness just cant do shit against a sponge wall cant even jump while standing on a sponge

No other solution guess he's gotta use his kamen rider Gun

nope he just did some bullshit alright hongo

"Hongo executed this man for being a nazi, ganbare kamen rider"

Poor Naoki seems to get the short end of fuckng everything these past few eps

Taki looks so fucking pissed

Naoki can you go 5 fucking minutes without being controlled by shocker

NEW RIDER ART

BUT THIS COMBATENT IS JUST TRYING TO BUST TACHIBANA'S HEAD OPEN

Hongo using science to win instead of just waiting for Shocker to inevitably stop themselves is a nice but ultimately unnecessary change

why is the racing clubs badge kamen rider are they just like yea we really admire kamen rider hes definitely not a member

Another good Taki outfit, is this what happens without Hayato around?

Someday Tachibana will be able to go on holiday

motw: if your friends lives are precious to you you wont move

Ichigou: *already running*

motw: he- HEY!!!

Maybe he still can't feel love after all

Someone other than Hayato wearing ridiculous disguises

This is the smartest Ambassador Hell's Shocker has ever been

It seems they're a lot more convinced by Hayato's ridiculous disguises, sorry Hongo, stick to being smart, only Hayato gets away with dumbass plans

Hongo is intelligence and wisdom

Hayato is charisma and luck

Luckily Kamen Rider is immortal

This is your execution? roll them down this hill?

HAYATO

Must we drink from this man's nipple

Tachibana will find some way to live in an onsen

I guess we adopted Naoki and have lost Gorou

I dont remember this decision but I don't remember anyone in this show fucking leaving they just disappear one day

I appreciate Tachibana just runs at it and starts punching

"Tachibana I don't know who that is, you can't just say names and expect me to know"

Under guidance of ambassador hell no one fucking checks for corpses ever

Hongo has such fluffy hair

Theyre taking a bath how nice

Shocker fucking sucks at execuring people

"KAMEN RIDER IS HERE!"

"Yeah he's like right in front of- OH"

HAYATO THATS A PIPE

HAYATO PLEASE GET A REAL WEAPON JUST ONCE

Oh Hayato gets old cyclone

is... is the pool of blood it being dead because im kinda used to things exploding when they are killed

Have they lost Hayato again

I love that clear reversed footage

I think this is the crab chihiro is

Seaweed cultivation you say

Get in touch with Hayato he got bored and fucked off for some reason guess he didn't feel like being Kamen rider today

"Sorry Pops there was a sale on tennis shoe shirts and the sales guy was wearing a Lot of fringe'

That was fucking fast

We convinced Hayato to turn up

"We did it"

Hayato immediately runs back to whatever gay bar they dragged him out of to fight

This isn't kamen rider no uta