Kamen Rider (1971) Liveblog

Why did you sneak up on him so menacingly

Tachibana ;~;

just play the fucking chitty chitty bang bang music here

Autumn is the season for eating, let her eat

This is a lot of denim, Hongo

Kid you really should of said two creepy adults were chasing you

Yeah, who's ever heard of monsters round here

Mitsuru, a hero

Honestly taking these kids is never smart, like Hayato could and did just stick trackers to all his friends, taking the scouts may well just be telling Hongo your location

I've learned to trust no one in sunglasses

For the first time in (gel) shocker history, a monster has not given itself away the second someone notices anything the tiniest bit strange

Oh Hongo decided to update his hearing to be more like Hayato's I see

Hongo protect Pops at all costs

"Elementary students know that" but apparently Taki doesn't and I accept that about him

I miss Taki's Go Nagai hair

Oh shit that's Shiro's missing brain!

So its either sulphur or gel shocker powder

Superior ears

Couldnt hear this guy get out of bed right beside you

I mean I'll be impressed if Kamen Rider is killed by being stabbed in the leg

If he does it really says smth about the quality of Shocker Cyborgs

That was unnecessary and done purely to show off Fujioka's arms

I swear (Gel) Shocker focus all their plans around kill Tachibana without making it clear we were targetting him

One of the combatants picked up a tiny baby

POPS NO

Pops ;u;

"We're not even going for like taking over the city or anything, literally just kill Kamen Rider we can do the other shit after"

Taki no ones gonna date yu we know you have Hayato and even if you didn't you supposedly have a wife even though you decided she didn't exist

TAKI YOU'RE THE ADULT

YOURE THE FBI AGENT

YOU'RE STILL SENDING A PIGEON

wha

what the fuck just happened

i think Hongo kicked a monster so hard it turned into a baby doll

AND WHY ARE YOU THERE, HONGO?

TAKI PLEASE FOCUS ON THE HELICOPTER

Tendou would never forgive you people

fucking idiot trusted gel shocker

Turns out Kamen Rider can be beaten by whacking him over the head

Id stop smiling if I were you Taki you can still very much die here

I forget to mention I love this monsters flying head

"What happened to him" he died Taki-

oh nvm hes fine

There's something cute about Hongo drinking out a little red tumbler

Perfect a naked Taki- and that is some very clear water

EAT THE FLOWER DO IT EAT IT

TAKI

HOLY SHIT TAKI

Taki won't be walking for the rest of Kamen Rider his ankle just got destroyed

Which one sprays burning foam, the mantis or the eagle?

"I've defeated Kamen Rider"

"THEY ALL FUCKING SAY THAT AND ITS NEVER TRUE BRING SOME FUCKING EVIDENCE"

Flashback to episode 1, 85 episodes later

Hongo was cute this ep

Gel Shocker does some real work on the evil

Spiderlion

It's him

the hat man who hates Decade

Rider Scouts are not the police, lady

Tachibana is fucking done fearing anything, he'll just believe in our boy Hongo

Tachibana Tobi knows no fear

STOP USING POPS AS BAIT FOR HONGO

Again with the cyborgs that can fucking be defeated by sleeping gas what were your design plans Shocker

I appreciate they gave Hongo like a full 6 hours to escape just for the hell of it

I mean that looks pretty dead but also Kamen Rider is Immortal

Again on the thing where we should probably have evidence he's dead before we declare it

they didn't even impale him this was the worst death trap

One more episode tonight

Sir

Sir the painting doesn't need your blood thank you

Known fact

in Japan in the 70s, every home had a cat painting

I don't know why but Gel shocker will use this to their advantage

YOU'BE GONE 3 DAYS WITHOUT TAKI?!

Taki you didn't even like check inside the frame or anything youre fucking useless

Hongo has a top speed of approx 150 mph

"Hongo we bought a painting of some fruit the fuck you on about"

HONGO DONT THROW THINGS AT A KITTY

the lesson here is don't paint with blood

This is clearly an already domesticated birb and you should probably be thinknig about returning it to its owner

Did Taki show them his badge or were they just like yea sure weird motorcyclist you can go on the crime scene

I'm glad he doesn't have to tell anyone else who he is he just starts questioning them

WE HAVE STOPPED GEL SHOCKER WITH THE POWER OF A BIRD CAGE

I swear, when Gel Shocker is stopped, half the shops in this town will be abandoned

And the entire police force

Just fucking no police anymore they were all Gel Shocker

Hongo has only recently learned to love and he wont let one canary stop him

HONGO THEY WORKED HARD ON THAT SPLINT

why do you chu chu

"Illness" sir they are very clearly monsters now

Gel Shockers newest plan

"What if we give Hongo Takeshi the plague"

Don't take pets off strange men in the park

"Didn't ratcondor resemble a rat"

IQ of 600 everyone

Tachibana Tobei's daring plan of hit monster will pillow till it goes away

"Well you see, Boss, Tachibana Tobei started hitting our monster with a pillow so we had to fall back"

Hongo creates a vaccine in approximately 2 minutes, deciding to prove his IQ is still 600

Hongo Takeshi has never relaxed in his life

Hongou has copied Hayato's driving blind stunt

"Hayato will kick me if he finds out I got Taki killed!"

Hongo may be blind but that wont stop him wildly waving this pipe around in hopes he hits someone other than Taki

"A new organisation? Gel Shocker has only been around like 2 months dude"

Time for Hongo to beat up some children

Taki what's it like to be this fucking dumb

I think Taki is a little old to be a scout

I'm glad the drug has not been forgotten about

I'm glad the kids get to go to school to learn murder

Oh they're all fucking dead I guess

Yellow

Sometimes I wish the next times didn't feel the need to spoil

Rider 3 will fight this monster while Hongo is dead

I'm glad Shocker managed to make 1 kamen rider without it turning round and kicking the shit out of them

You okay, Pops? You always take this so hard

I don't trust like this

You think Kamen Rider has a better chance of getting this without problem than you