Kamen Rider (1971) Liveblog

Shocker what possessed you to make him a shiny version

There's been two kamen riders for a good while now

DON'T HURT POPS

KNIFE BOOT

I have to stop for now but next episode

My Hayato

and 8 Kamen Riders

Fucking fool forgot he has to beat Hayato's boot before he can be Kamen Rider

This doesn't explain keeping the tape, you guys should know to ignore who your leader is

But can Shocker Rider turn into Hongo Takeshi with eyeshadow, that's the big question

Yall sure fucked around for as long as possible huh

Shocker Rider what

IF that's Hayato in a dumb outfit I swear

Hayato what is that hat

Hayato: Hey, why the fuck is Hongo wearing yellow

Everyone else who apparently can't tell colours apart: what

Only gays can see colour apparently

Apparently Shocker made their own version of this bike so that Hayato doesn't have to use original cyclone for this scene

As always, the things Hayato kicks explode

HAYATO IS NOT GONNA BE HAPPY THAT YOU FUCKS CANT TELL COLOURS APART

I'm kinda surprised Shocker Rider nigou is a clone of ichigou still

He may be able to tell colours apart, but he sure keeps puting this hat on his head

Taki chucking his helmet behind him

TAKI HOW DO YOU JUMP

This is so weirdly unnecessary but i guess

Double Henshin Real Good

GANBARE KAMEN RIDERS

Finally time for them to reveal it was Decade's fault all along

GO POPS

Maybe we should listen to it right now Before Gel Shocker can get it

Honestly, these eps really feel like they should of been the finale

Taki has just got this cup that definitely looks like the cup design to tell you its poisoned but I don't remebmer if it is poisoned or if they just didnt have normal ass cups on set

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CRUSHING HAYATO BUT PLEASE CRUSH THIS HAT

IJGSROGEJOIG AWAY IT GOES

Shocker Leader: So I'm thinking like... wrap the pillars in tinfoil

And that's the last of Hayato till the final episode I'm sure you're all glad to hear

LADY MAYBE HELP HIM BACK IN

Ah yes the perfect animals to combine

Ox

and

Human Eating Crow

Least they're not accusing him of murder

Tachibana just loves Hongo so much and is so upset when he dies for like the 40th time this week

Taki just does this shit, some day they'll remember he's a normal human and- hes just hitting gel shocker with a branch god dammit

"Cactus Bay Cyborg, Cactusbat"

Gel Shocker will never be known for their names

I don't think cacti a desert make

It's been over 80 episodes but everyone in this still feels compelled to put their hand on any cactus they see

"We remembered Rider Chop is capable of amputating a hand so we finally decided to do smth to combat that"

THIS IS SO DRAMATIC BUT YOU BOTH HAVE CACTUS HANDS

It's true, orange juice is the natural enemy of the cactus

"When will Rider's battle to protect humanity come to an end" in 2 episodes

Pigeons abandoned we finally informed these kids they had walkie talkies

I hate that he definitely did that in real life I hate that they definitely had to put up with him climbing on top of a cable car

For reference, it takes Hongo Takeshi .5 seconds to henshin

We're really doing a "what if we attack him while he henshins"

Hongo doesn't even consider what monster this might be, he just starts fighting it

Taki no

NO RIDER

Final Episode

HAYATO IS FUCKING SICK OF BEING FORGOTTEN

Hayato just start hitting things till he gets the result he wants

TAKI YOU'RE NORMAL MAN WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO AGAINST LIKE 8 CYBORGS

please... could we not of redone this scene so Hayato was not having to henshin with his hair in his eyes

Hayato is regretting this haircut he keeps having to move it out his eyes

The answer to what he planned to do was get beat up

Each call for their loved ones

With ears many times better than humans, they still can't hear this

True identity of shockers great leader... who'd of expected

Taki...

So long... you damn FBI Lapdog

It's been a long ride but I can finally say

I've seen all of Kamen Rider '71