Kamen Rider Agito Liveblog

Amazingly, a dead man did not call you

Why are you such a baby

Taiichi he's your new mum stop being mean to him

Yea shouichi you may have a long lost bf who knows

Agito Pot

The lesson here is don't park on sand

This horse

Voiced by Donald duck

Horse 2

Voiced by a turkey

"what noise does a horse make"

[Sobbing] "I don't know"

They're just so convinced horses make some sort of bird noise

It's ridiculous horse noises time

Speedrun throwing your coworker under the bus

"How did you know she'd be attacked"

Damn yea how did you it's not like there's some strict established pattern between the victims at this point like them being related or smth

Something tells me Mr No Memory is not a trained lifeguard and don't try this at home kids

Rip into Gillboy for being emo

This is an extreme under reaction to a man died bug punching a horse on top of your car

Gills: screm

Me, sobbing: that's my son

Damien finally decided to do something 22 minutes into the ep

TYANKS YO YOU TWO FOR REENACTING THE CONVERSATION THAT JUST WENT THROUGH MY HEAD

Sasword

Not impressed in gf

Shouichi is gonna do so much weed in this cake class

NO

How do we stop the awful cabbage man

With Sasword's power apparently

Don't mind the cabbage man he's having a nap beside the scorpion monster

Why are we letting the man with a rock in his lung walk about like this

Your cheeks are beautiful

Your hair is a sin

Not so much in style I can't tell where it's going wrong exactly

Same mood mana

I mean using normal human logic it's just a tennis ball with the fuzz skinned off but sure whatever you continually be amazed by things that are completely logical until proven otherwise

Are you the teacher

why are you calling this woman sweety

why are you so bad at giving instructions

THANK YOU MANA

Maybe he really is a lost house husband

OH THAT NAME IS

I'm denied the daddy huh

Hikawa suffers from the existence of the awful cabbage man

HE CRIES AND SHOVES CABBAGE LEAVES IN HIS MOUTH

For the build fans

Die faster.

Damien: Agito on a hoverboard

His friend: what the fuck are you even doing

It's awful.

We're shocked to learn shouichi has lungs

Did the police make Agito public knowledge

Some people fall in love with bugs Shouichi and you shouldn't judge them

This is the wrongest thing you've said the series so far, That is an awful gremlin man that bullies him into eating cabbage leaves and doing manual labour despite knowing Hikawa is the clumsiest person in existance

Yea but Hikawa doesn't know them yet, if he did he'd be working on shoot to kill

I'm so glad this is the kind of issue that will be resolved instantly if he finds out who Agito actually is

Shouichi you shouldn't spoil your son

He can only make cabbage and radish based foods

Stupid kid is sick and doesnt consider maybe that's why food taste bad

Fill him with water see if you can break his fever if he's not better in the next couple of days pick him up and take him by force

Why did we order a housekeeper that's why we have shouichi

"Anyone remember no.4? No.4 wouldn't of done this."

"Shut up and eat your cabbage before he starts crying again"

Bold of the police to assume they can make Shouichi do anything and won't just be sitting eating cabbage leaves if they try to work with him

Ah to save the kids from cabbage hell of course

See we know he's a bastard when he won't eat ramen

Shouichi 0 poker face

What's better than this

dudes being bros

It's hard to believe anyone would date Shouichi

Houjou does make sense here but he's fuelled by a hatred of Hikawa

Is it really morally right to brainwash agito

Does Shouichi fuck

Aki did you forget you're already trying to fuck one of them

Gills fucking dies

Lady you don't even like actually know each other have a coffee before you decide you're in love with him

None... None of you noticed he's not Agito except Hikawa

This is worse than no one noticing Ichigou's never wore yellow before they don't even look alike

You shouldn't stick PVA glue to your face, Ryou

This is a bad way to tell him you found another bug to fuck

Y'all are so fucking petty

Tsukasa seems scared shirtless by people looking at him

You got him fucking shot you dumbass

You're quick to accept "these people have supernatural powers" when we have had very little proof of this being the case and they've presented 0 of that proof to you

I hope none of these contain cabbage

There's water like 3 steps away

I mean this would of been fair to say like 14 episodes ago but mostly established now

He's very offended by her happiness

Yea Hikawa

You say you discarded that name long ago but you almost wrote it on the way in here

More nipple ring cats great

"Hi Mana, I'm just the strange man sleeping in Shouichi's bed, he's not here at the moment can I help"

Mana is psychic

She does not however have eyes

Lady you talked like twice he's hardly that important to you

Houjou joins Hikawa's group for unknown fuckers

Minion cosplay

We took his cabbage away he's now getting ready for bread week on bake off

Wow Kabuto 0

Heterosexuality ruined by mur- nvm the heterosexuality continues

Both riders sadman deadwife at the same dead wife

Oh Fucking Sweet

We don't get to see Hikawa getting princess carried away by his crush while he gazes lovingly into those bug eyes

"Oh well Houjou wants to build an anti-unknown system"

Can Houjou build a jigsaw

W w w w w w w

CHANGE WASP

How many girlfriends do you have

Shouichi you knew her like 3 days

Is she building this drunk