Kamen Rider Amazon Liveblog

Time to watch regular old amazon because no one is up

Fucking start ripping this kids arm open as he sleeps that's chill probably

I love George of the jungle (disclaimer I've never seen George of the jungle I assume this is what it's about)

JINMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

I WAS JOKING!

If I got off a boat and saw a crab that big I'd eat it too

What did he skin for those red and black striped boxers

He's just running about outside the hospital why is no one babysitting him

Kid I'd be pretty concerned if there were two guys in Tokyo being like this

Kiddo teach me japanese too

Oh god no I'm gonna be in love with this amazon too I hate me

You know he's a kamen rider by his scarf

AAAAAAAAAAA hold your new son

EAT THE WINDOW BABE YOU CAN DO IT

He's fucking doa my dude

EVERYONE IS DOA

Amazon do not abandon your son

アマゾンライダーここにあり！

I've seen devilman, I know the answer to this one already

Daisuke already got hit by a train jfc

Sorry kiddo, amazon got hit by a train

Kiddo does he look like he knows what a hospital is he doesn't even know japanese

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING

He ran away to eat leaves

This woman hates Amazon for no fucking reason he's an innocent man

Human eating has started but not with Amazon, just gotta watch this guy be milked of brain juice

He's scratching the window like a puppy for Masahiko's attention cause he make medicine (also to show he learned some japanese)

Bat is for dinner tonight!

Many small bats ate the big bat the cannibal series reigns on

When the primary face is summoning some evil thing but the rest of you faces are confused as fuck

Masahiko has decided Amazon is his dad now

Is this ye olde motocross

AMAZON IS GONNA FIGHT A BIKE

Amazon went white water rafting and is now dead

AMAZON IS CARRYING HIS NEW SON

This guy has the same name as the one in amazons so I guess I'm to be suspicious of them now I have this knowledge

HE'S TRYING TO COPY WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING AND DOING AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

STOP HURTING HIM HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Amazon smashed the window because he couldn't eat it

The sad version of the theme is cool but also just a sad koko ni ari

A BIKE OF HIS OWN

[Amazon voice] thanks I hate it

HE THREW IT IN THE OCEAN

HE BROUGHT A SECOND BIKE

Dude he knows like 10 words of Japanese and had never seen a bike before coming to Japan teaching him how to drive will not happen

TACHIBANA HAS DROVE INTO THE OCEAN AND DIED

He got on the bike and can somehow ride it he's a fast learner

I vote we let Amazon rest

You call it beastman large centipede but it is the size of all the other beastmen how do i know its not just beastman centipede

Gedon Superior Motorbike Team, I'd ask why but the answer is this is kamen rider

Masahiko hates Tachibana but I don't blame him

Every episode;

"Masahiko you shouldn't hang out with Amazon anymore"

"Consider this I don't care what you think"

AMAZON THIS IS THE 40TH FLOOR HOW DID YOU GET IN THAT WINDOW

Amazon check out your bike it now has fins

Naked on a motorbike what an icon

Killing people while naked on a motorbike this could be devilman!!

Amazon you seem to struggle with having friends that are not corpses

Least you're not like the other amazons who would eat their corpse friends

Watching amazon wrestle a giant centipede is... extremely entertaining

Imagine dying in the arms of a scalie

The reason for the lack of amazon is the videos haven't been playing on my laptop

Imagine if amazon could wear a shirt...

Imagine is the amazons riders couldn't wear shirts...

Me: I won't love the mole just because of amazons

Mole: *does some dumpy movements*

Me: there see that's why I love it

Bird not bad is definitely my post OOO feel

This is all my post OOO feelings

A man attacked amazon and is now under attest for murder

I love that dumb rubbery suit

"What's your name"

"Amazon"

AMAZON NOT BAD AMAZON NOT BAD AMAZON NOT BAD

Let Amazon out of jail amazon not bad

PRESS LEAVE AMAZON ALONE HE'S A FRAGILE BOY

DON'T JUMP FROM THE THIRD FLOOR

HE'S GOT A SUNFLOWER FOR A NOSE

Mole aggressively ask for amazon

Amazons silhouette makes the presence of his boxers hard to determine

Amazon has decided humans suck and he's going home

The part where we talk to amazon and hope he can work out what we're on about

I love and dislike the jungraider

wait was it established he needs the armlet to live or did it take this long to mention it

[Mole beast man voice] pachuuuu

Don't bite his nipples you're making it weird

[Sad mole beast man voice] pachuuuu. ..

Amazon take your new son to the jungle with you and solve this problem

Time to kill mole beast man ;n;

THEY TIED IT TO THE BACK OF A MOTOR BIKE AND DRAGGED IT

Amazon????? Why???

Amazon is too good a boy???

Mole don't be so grumpy

Masahiko you have every reason to fear mole except he's too hurt to move

Mole has decided to bury himself

MASAHIKO NO STOP IT YOU'LL GET HURT

AMAZON DON'T THROW YOURSELF AND YOUR SON IN THE RIVER

Amazon nods like he's understanding then just gives him a banana to shut him up

HE'S HOLDING HIS SONS HAND

He can read it but his japanese is limited so

Mole has decided Amazon is his friend and can stay in his tunnel

MOLE NO

Mole, amazon might not be able to survive being buried alive

"This is extremely important"

Immediately throws it across the room