Kamen Rider Amazon Liveblog

Mole is a smart boy I don't want him to die fuck this shitting show

HE'S AMAZONS BEASTMAN FUCJ YOU

FUCKING TAKE IT YOU STUPID MOLE

I'm amazon screaming and crying at the sky

No more aamzobf today

Maybe no more amazon ever

I know I'll regret not sleeping more but amazons time

Another cannibal beastman bet now is it a cannibal or a man eater

OH IT'S AN ACTUAL CANNIBAL THIS IS A PLOT TWIST

Cannibals can be recognised by the fact they look exhausted at all time

This man smells of fish

It's not amazons fault your dad smells of fish

Isamu stop being a little shit

This man is going to eat Masahiko but no one will listen to amazon so fucking bye masahiko

Can't eat amazons friends if amazon eats you first

Turning amazon into a cannibal isn't really effective when we already established he's pretty chill about eating people

He just isn't interested in working for garanda or giving up his armlet

"Isamu will be eaten by his dad!"

"Oh that's bad"

Thx

Kid can't hang out with a bad influence if you eat him

Sometimes a great dad is also a cannibal

We're just going to freeze amazon to death save my lizard

The cannibals are having a frozen dinner

I love the frozen amazon figurine

Can....can you still get the armlet like this

Buddy he might need a minute in the microwave

Man if only cannibalism was that easy to cure in amazons

Amazon: fix cannibalism by beating monster that made them

Amazons: fix cannibalism with death or by deciding it's ok to eat people

Oh hi Dr maki

Give your daughter a cursed doll

A cursed doll full of poison, the perfect present

No one overlooks amazon!

No the stupid kid wants the poison doll so you can't have it

WHY ARE YALL TRUSTING THE OBVIOUS TRAP

Amazon takes a literal bomb for a ride on his bike

Amazon dabbed

Last two eps lads

I'm no expert but I think building an empire on a radioactive wasteland is not the smartest

That lizard is way bigger than masahiko

DON'T HIT LIZARD

This is an evil lizard tho

Yall literally saw that it can turn invisible why don't you believe her that it was there

Have amazons shorts gotten longer during this

How can he escorts you if he's in the car and you're driving and he doing nothing

Listen fake amazon can you at least try and sound like him

Don't invite strange lizards into your car kids

Why can't the lizard make an armlet appear when it transforms

So we don't have to worry about getting the two confused now since the armlet is literally impeded in amazons bone

AMAZON DON'T STAND ON SALAMANDER THAT'S JUST A BAD IDEA

Tachibana just punch the monks away

Now all your friends are salamanders

Damn if only you guys were scalies then this wouldn't be upsetting to you

Double zon fight I love the end of amazons season 1

Amazon making lizard steaks

Amazon we already know they grow back why keep cutting them off

You literally just destroyed the main leverage you had on amazon god you stupid fucks

AMAZOOOOOOOON

I'm glad the title tells us how the episode ends

Again this building on a radioactive wasteland plan...

Zero hour is ironically not 00:00

For the record it is instead at 1 oclock

"Many of my cute beastmen were killed by you"

You executed them INCLUDING THE CUTEST OF THEM ALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

"I'll show you my true power"

Amazon: alright

He started on saying Shinjikunishiguchi but I paused it and thought it would be Shuringan-no Gurindai�Gurindai-no Ponpokopi-no Ponpokona-no

Anyway glad you told amazon how to defeat you

Improve build by dressing misora as a guardian

Love this mook with the labcoat

Glad we've set up for amazon to survive the nuclear fallout with yall

It's ok amazon we have quite a few riders to protect mankind

Well done jackass you powered up the enemy

Yea take the kid to defuse a bomb what's the worst that could happen

Well that dude just got skewered

Masahiko you're too young to accept death so readily

The ultimate villain is a racist

Dude you were talking to yourself for half a series

Decapitate a man on screen I love you amazon rider

Amazon how did you get that suit on and why are you going to wear it in the rainforest

HOW DOES HE HAVE THAT SUIT ON OVER THE ARMLET

AMAZON ANSWER ME