Kamen Rider Blade Liveblog

Hey amane go fuck yourself

I usually don't mind kids in shows

Back to this subplot I guess

Hi new hetero wanna add something hetero to the story

Spider man has dimples

He really is so tiny

Wow a high schooler that's so much better than just letting kotaro have it

Everyone just sleeps with belts

Casual murder I guess

Kenzaki taking this guy on a date is a lil weird

Also he just asked for owlet rice

Suck ass you know he hates conflict why kept getting him in it

Why shop lift and give the products to a random stranger

Rip in fuck I guess kenzaki

He just wants to suck your dick kenzaki

ARE YOU REALLY A TRAITOR

Pay me to draw Kotarou dabbing at milk I'll give you a discount

I love this old doctor who sound effects

Ah

Something good besides kotarou......

I thought I was past this but I mistook tachibana for Hajime for like a good minute

Also glad we still using the bike phones

Kotarou out here dressed like a fimble

Sorry I tried to kill you no hard feelings bruh

I support kiryuu

He just out here killing a man on screen for creeping on kids, he's blessed

That feel when you're a better kamen rider even when you can't henshin

That feel when you died despite not being a kamen rider

Damn you get that hand off the doctor who effects team too

Everyone in this is sleeping with their belts

Or someone else's belt

Kenzaki just stood out here to tackle this shitty high schooler

Ah

He's an Emo vampire wannabe boner

Don't growl like an Amazon boy

Back to the heterosexuality we made it a full 15 minutes without this

No I think it's perfectly plausible that everything is tachibana's fault

Honestly mutsuki's redeeming factors are spiders

I love a guy who controls many tiny spiders

I looked away now hajime is here

Go back to your gf

Hot and can control spiders

You're meeting all of my standards

Kill Hajime for being straight

Tachibana finally gets a bf

"Kotarou, Hajime is suddenly I'll please do something"

"I'll be over to put I'm out his misery"

Kenzaki is just watching Tachibana and his bf argue and clearly not understanding shit of what's happening

Mutsuki was killed by a train

Kenzaki has Kotarou

Tachibana has Kiryuu

Hajime has Jin

The improved kamen rider blade

No killing Kiryuu he's been nothing but good

Why can't Kiryuu keep it he's way better

Blade bad show

Kiss him

Okay this is when blades meant to to get real good

Kenzaki : fuck off I'm not your bf

Kotarou is here to tell Hajime he's in love with Kenzaki and he has to wear his rainbow every day

AMANE WHAT HE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU BRAT

Mutsuki is in love with his belt but I'm too distracted by what a fucking brat Amane is

Do you even really know what the category ace is

This grongi ass looking

I like that it's mid day but he sits in his darkened room by the lamp

Kick your own brother out for daring to question the zombie man that abandoned you and your daughter you absolute

Can we not throw in random het bullshit for kotarou he's wearing pride suspenders right now

Hey blade's super bad now I hate this

There's 6 minutes left but it's already killed all interest in had in this

There better be no het bullshit when I turn this on or I'll kick everyone's asses

I want spider child to be just controlled by spiders I want him to be spiders in a weird skin suit

Whoever decided kotarou is straight is gonna get an ass kicking

Me whenever I have to meet my friend's girlfriends

I hate everything happening right now you're all going to jail for making me see this

I don't even remember Tachibana adopting the spider son but I'm glad he did it's way better than that het shit

I just want to be less frustrated with this that's what I'm aiming for here

"It's all started when i was born"

Tachibana this is how you get your son killed you're possibly a worse father than Hajime

I forgot how fucking small hajime is a tiny little corpse

Claps for taking a crying newborn out a fucking foot locker

This is a good way to destroy heterosexuality and guys buy some anti static equipment

Also I love this undead

Please

The consistency in Blade is me loving minor characters who will die

Where can I get this outfit

Kotarou your instincts with people are kinda shi- HER NIPPLES COULD TAKE YOUR EYES OUT

You clearly did it for him but ok

I do like the flip on the belts just cause aesthetic

[REMEMBERS HAVING TO USE BLADE IN CLIMAX FIGHTERS]

He's not actually that bad but not being able to use specials if you wanna use the ultimate is a pain

Spider son is growing and also should know better than to risk fuck because he might get cannibalised spider instinct

I would say Kotarou has many redeeming qualities but sadly only hetarou is here

I support the plan of kill her so this will stop already

I'm suffering.

What's blessed though is Tachibana's relationship with his new son

Are you still allowed in here after you shoplifted?

Honestly if the haruka hajime stuf disappears now I'm gonna be very weirded out

I'm used to the painful heterosexuality

Still want to throw amane this will take a lot of fixing

Amane shut the fuck up you're a toddler.

Oh fuck is hajime kenzaki finally happening did it take a completely different sub group to find it

Kenzaki arrested for shoplifting

Hajime arrested for murder

Lock woman in cupboard definitely ok

Mutsuki screams just like his dad

That's it, thats the meme boys

Kenzaki Hajime cancelled, Beelzebumon is here and Hajime's new bf

I can't fucking take Mutsuki's tragic back story seriously like damn guess I'll introduce hint of every nerd in tv history and they can relate to being shoved in a locker

These tvs seem so big for the time

This is a serious scene but she's fucking playing solitaire and it's completely distracted me

I almost believed in this camera power but then he managed to catch Hajime's face

I wish the blade monsters were less leather bondage

Is it morally wrong to trap kinksters in playing cards

This is like the worst way to approach a potential murderer

Tachibana teaches mukki to play poker with his power cards