Kamen Rider Blade Liveblog

Shut your fucking mouth amane

Mutsuki is buying beer in his big poser license

Nozomi wear your watch right

Like 5 seconds ago when you passed him

Why would you believe this

Haha no belt Kenzaki

Natural???

Mukki in a fedora with his favourite spider furniture

His now

Y'all didnt...

Time to free daguva undead

What the fuck is up with Haiime

What the fuck

How hard is it to design a fuckable monster

Breakfast is a bunch of bananas

Don't run over mukki

It's it amane's dad

Ah that's lame

Is this finally the kenhaji

What made you think you were better off as a human when hitting the ground

That's what you get you brat

His majesty steals mukki's gf

He just fucking abandoned his bike

And the friends he was so happy to have

Hi mukki

Oh I love the final fight of kuuga

King can you be my new love

Love for Haruka and Amane and having 1 other person believe in him huh

Wow haruka putting in that 2% effort into raising your shitty child

Yea I like King now she he'll probably go be straight like everyone else in this

I guess you two are friends now because kenzaki assumes everyone is a friend

His majesty has fans

He's already been on the news for shoplifting do you think he gives a shit

Well popular demand means I'm to move back off mastodon and back over here

Y'all can sentence me back to mastodon on this one whenever it's perfectly fair to realise you made a mistake

It's full of delicious oil

Learning from the light yagami swimming gif huh

Hajime:

them

Is this a girlfriend for kenzaki finally

She clearly lives here dude

I still don't like her

Does every girl in this just want to keep guys as their personal pet

How is someone who is at best jealous of a friend fit better for this than someone who legit hates kenzaki

Fucking do it

Die then.

I miss tachibana's gf actually

Clubs/Hearts duel run

Nice backstory but this has literally nothing to do with Kenzaki who just met you and is trying to not have you and everyone else killed by monsters so quite frankly get a therapist

She's fucking dead welp

When you've gone from fighting for a paycheck to fighting for humanity because the company that signed your paycheck is gone but you still haven't got another job

What the fuck is your problem you piece of shit go get killed by a monster

Just henshin kill two monsters with one card

HES FUCKING DYING AND YOURE STILL WHINING GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF

what the fuck is this

That's accurate

I hope we never have to see you again.

NO SHE DIDNT SHE ALMOST GOT HIM KILLED AND WASNT EVEN THANKFUL SHE STOLE HAJIMES CARDS SBES NOT A FUCKING HERO

KENZAKI YOU GET BACK IN THAT HOSPITAL BED RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN

Kill her.

If this is a bad idea maybe you should tell him that

Me when I'm looking for good Blade content

"ah my best memories of Hajime... When he beat the shit out of me"

Kenzaki knows literally nothing about anything ever

Kenzaki stop saying everything she just said back to her

Amane killed by a real good group of spiders in a skin suit

It's him it's trial FUCK

What's this Haruka, you finally deciding to be a real mother instead of just shrugging and letting Amane do whatever she wants and treat people however she wants?

Please do tiger lady, you will instantly become my favourite character

"hope you don't want the rouse absorber I just traded that to a spider"

Hit the monster with some playing cards

I think I'm in the mood for blade, I wanna see a spider though

If the big bug wants to cuddle him let it

Wife dying

"Is this a reason to doom humanity"

YOU CAN'T JUST ANNOUNCE HE'S DEAD WITH 0 EVIDENCE THAT HE IS IN FACT DEAD

Delicious... some sort of juice it's very vibrantly orange

Be rough. Fucking kill her.

She lived this sucks

Keep showing me mukki so that I'm willing to watch

I wish you hadn't.

Tachibana wants his baby back

The trials just get progressively worse huh

Chalice power up is real nice tho

Is this a bench

I wish you weren't ok.

I'm already seeing Amane on screen more than I want.

Mukki kill this brat

"hold on I gotta pop a sick wheelie"

You're lucky he didn't fucking kill her Kotaro.

You suck

Tachibana activates Dad

He forgot to check where his son is he'll use his dad sense

"Riders, kill this clown."

10 EPs of blade guys

Obligatory fortnite joke

Shut the fuck up milk boy

In fairness they're not hiding particularly well

Shiori's father, a worm

Good don't wait fuck off.

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(amazing how not having Amane act like a spoiled brat can make a good work)