Kamen Rider Decade Liveblog

As it happens, Donut struck a deal to fast forward to this

Welcome

We had to bring kabuto's stupid bike to this

I appreciate the dedication of killing all riders includes those movie exclusive non canon riders

WE HAVE A BUCKET FOR TSUKASA'S TERRIBLE PHOTOS

What episode does Tsukasa get like a perfect picture of Bigfoot

I mean if I was a camera, I too would-

It's the fucking cooking worm, congrats Natsumi

The as break makes it seem like Tsukasa says henshin, checks the card, goes ok yea this is what I'm doing, and says henshin again

[KAMEN RIDER DECAY UNLOCKED]

Oh thank fuck I'm finally free

Entering Amazons Early

What I understand is we had all these worlds

decade happened

Now Sougo is like oh yea agito lives across the street from Kabuto

Ah so Tsukasa canonly evades taxes

That's not surprising

Fake Yusuke is

Not pretty

Also damn he has more experience as a cop than a bus driver

TSUKASA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

I'm very distressed by this baby version of him tho

Did we use the battle warehouse in kuuga actually or was it agito before it was introduced

Kuugas scenery always felt so full

OH ITS MR YOKKY

Tsukasa may be a baby but he's still Tsukasa

Tho also typical that a female officer is going "women are being targeted" and every guy there goes "ridiculous"

I know we blame his wig for how he wore his hat in Zi-O but I think we should be blaming how hats frame his ears (an issue I can relate to)

Guess we're a caf�

Yashiro you say this but Yusuke is the closest thing to the grongi

Yusuke what the fuck is your damage

Tsukasa: as a bastard I'm putting you immediately in the line of fire

Onodera would be that bastard huh

Who allowed this

I'm not prepared for this shit actually

It's been 15 minutes I'm still not sure I'm emotionally ready for this shit

starting with my will to live

Hoppers came all this way to beat up het Kuuga what legends

It's ok guys we trapped them we're safe now

Turn off the fucking news

I'm tired of this scene now

"Dude my gf is like dying right this second right now"

I wish it wasn't.

"Tsukasa almost took a good photo, time to put it on the fridge"

Tsukasa is the Ash Ketchum of Kamen Rider

Kivala

Tiny

Tsukasa: I know literally one thing and it's who Kiva is

Racism

Natsumi causes a collision

Don't say these things tsukasa

Onodera had such a drastic change in a single girlfriend death

Tsukasa learned double team and I wish he hadn't

Everything is Decade's fault

Please don't nut because a tiny bat is obnoxiously kissing your finger

[Live On Eternally In The Worm]

[Trinity]

Yusuke: I think I'm a father now

God dammit not another one

Don't let him do this to you wataru

I think onodera needs to go to the hospital he's mostly dead

Imagine dying and Tsukasa is there

I'd live just to fight him

That's not Ren, Ren would never

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Poor chicken

Oh jesus christ no

Be amazed you lived, Tsukasa

YES THIS IS HOW LAW SHOULD ALWAYS WORK

THERE IT IS

If im ever on trial I want both sides to be forced to fight to the death to decide if I'm innocent or not

He displays his shitty photos so proudly

Him Bastard

Shinji: this is some dumb shit

We're just here cause ar Shinji and ren had a messy breakup

Tsukasa thought he was the prosecution this whole time

Tsukasa: I literally can't understand others I'm just gonna ask Yusuke what the fuck to do

Tsukasa: what are you in about you're 100% fighting alone I'm gonna mcdonalds

Shinji /hates/ what Tsukasa is doing he doesn't wanna be a scalie

Blade fans does this check out

Dramatically crouch in circle like good buds

Hearts banned

Tsukasa making minimum wage

This is a terrible company model

Tsukasa confirmed as a bottom that pretends to be a top

Ah special addition

TOP LEVEL BASTARD

Tsukasa: no I've never cared about another person in my life

This is the only way to introduce yourself to anyone thanks daiki

God wish I went there

Daiki: Hey Faiz Give Me Your Phone

Daiki wastes a grand total of 0 time before being like this

Recognise Tsukasa as inconvenience to everyone, make everyone breakfast to apologise, serve foods tsukasa likes

Daiki is smth

Daiki has to charge in to apologise for his husband who is pretending to be a student to terrorise children

Upset your local orphonach bff

Actually looking at a face and going ah ok

Daiki kills a child

Daiki's just having a bad day where his own boyfriend judges him nevermind that's probably every day he's seen Tsukasa since they started dating

Tsukasa: wish I could take a fucking photo

Just shoot the child

"I can't fucking steal friendship or love or whatever bullshit so shut up"

I support every second we lock Tsukasa away

"Tsukasa may be a bastard but I'll still save him"

Daiki and Tsukasa are well suited for each other

Opposite bastard energy

Ah the horny bullshit set

40 seconds is a lot of onodera recap to listen to