Kamen Rider Ryuki Liveblog

Due to a change of circumstances, I'm now watching Ryuki here, starting at episode 20

This isn't the first person he's killed and it won't be the last

I'm specifying, he does shout as loudly as he can

Woke Asakura: Fuck Cops

This is being kept for reaction image purposes

"I'm gonna crash this car killing us both."

Playing chess by yourself because you're a loser huh

You look like a bastard who'd eat one of these chess pieces

Who paid for this

Ah so this is the prologue to James and the Giant Peach

Miyuki, a suffering homosexual

I remember when we graduated high school one of the guys stole one of these models of Mac's

The way the rhino moves it looks like it's on roller skates

"I'm gonna crash this car killing us both."

Anyone know the model of Shinji's dumb scooter I'm needing to buy one

Boyfriends

Fight

Inoue's ship is real

Asakura: what do you think I am some sort of 5 yen hit man

Shinji: all I'm trying to do is not get vored

Miyuki isn't even being psychic he's just a good detective

"I hired this hitman hope that's not gonna effect out relationship in the future"

I love a beautifully pathetic henshin

Fantastic ideas with Ren;

Anger the local murderer

This is God's house without the green filter right

"Hey why aren't you letting my crack ship happen"

Miyuki: I'm actually an expert on local trains

The idea that Goro has this as a job and Kitaoka is his boss is wild

"What's your job anyway"

"My husband pays me to be a house husband"

Goto that states at you through crack in the door and demands to know if someone's threatening his husband

Wow finally time to introduce TheBee

HES REALLU PLANNING TO ATTACKT HIS MAN WITH HIS BARE HANDS KNOWING HES A RIDER ABSOLUTE LEGEND

Shinji have you got eyes he's the least calm person

Who's bastard phoenix or whatever this is is this

OH BASTARD MAN

Kitaoka: I am physically incapable of things such as "Using My Big Boy Words" and "Not Being A Bastard"

"Told you this is a waste of both our times, I don't know if you noticed but all kamen riders are bastards"

"Merry Christmas" whispers Yasuko Kobayashi,

Everything I know about Asakura informs me this is a container of dirt and or human organs

Hey guys,

I'm making a dating sim, here's a preview for the first date event with Asakura

First 10 people to back my kickstarter will receive a replica box of dirt

Oh god he's shedding, next time we see him he's gonna be even bigger than before

Local man has an argument with phone box

For the snake fuckers in the audience

Welcome back to pain

Shouldn't they dispatch the police to her location or had we not worked out how to do that in 2002

They knew there'd be snake fuckers huh

Snake man is making me witness his kinks this sucks

There it is

me: this episode radiates a certain energy... dont tell me its-

READY TO GO

COUNT ZERO

KAMEN RIDER

AGITO

STOP SHOWING THE MUD SCENE

Get better taste

Gorou is exhausted about whatever het shit you're doing

Shinji soft

This is such a fuckass bad idea

Uhhh we did it I guess Kamen Rider Ryuki over what a great show

Ok yea X to Doubt

Kitaoka really just sitting here staring at a card

Love is real

"I don't want to meet with my murderous dirt eating brother don't you think I'd of done that if I thought it was a good idea"

Shiro we're on like 90% that they're about to be vored

X to Doubt

I

YALL REALLY WENT FOR IT

BASTARD

"Have some self respect; don't fuck Asakura"

Blessed Gorou who eats your food and tells you he loves you

Kitaoka you need to advertise the position as house husband

SHINJI DO YOY HAVE A LICENCE

Babe you became a rider cause you found a belt buckle on the floor

Wow Ren/Eri/Yui canon

I'm glad they're just going with yea these stupid guns are way too big

Child this is a bad rider to be

Ah

An eat shiro party

Child please

Ren you're not ready to be a father

kin

Shinji this is how to get your shit stolen by a child

Wow Emu making a cameo before the announcement of exaid

Shinji slight stubble

But also finally someone comments on his gyoza

"That's my bat, it is desperately waiting to eat me"

Everyone bullies a child

We've worried the Gorou

Cease upsetting the Gorou

WRLL THATS ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

Welcome back to Kobayashi caters to me specifically

We shoved the recap episode into something that may have plot relations

A cruel and unusual punishment

Asakura being locked up so recently is wild

Wow Shinji, no attempt to save Jun

shINJI

SHINJI THE FUCK

I

I guess

What are you two doing

please save Ren from these two slapping each other mid truce because god dammit kitaoka youre married leave her alone

CHILDREN PLEASE BEHAVE

TACHIB-

Ren do you remember who's paying you for this babysitting gig