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President Hiden;

Anyway we just started this show and we already almost saw the titty

OF COURSE HE GLOWS IN THE DARK

THE FIGURES BETTER TOO

Ah he doesn't have friends and has to talk to his phone...

Less than 5 minutes in and we're at the robots stealing the jobs

and the jobs of peoples dreams

Judging by outs being teal, and this one being red, is assume shesta is either the lesbian that will date Izu or evil

Digital atlantis

We're friends now buddy, and friends kill together : )

Ok like

Aruto's definitely a robot right? Like they're passing it straight to the grandson, not Aruto's parents, none of them knew he existed, etc

OH FUCK ARUTO CAN'T READ

"I've seen a lot of robot movies, I know our robots will hate people"

"I can't be president of your dumb company; I can't read and want to be a comedian"

Okay I need to cut back a little cause we'll have a proper conversation about this in podcast form

Great Security, anyone can get the Zero-One driver by shouting at Izu enough

Aruto: man this is a bad time to not be able to read huh

Can I kin the giant robot grasshopper

THERE IS IT

Please don't report him as a lost child; he's not lost, he's exactly where he was told to wait

I misread that as "There's only one person who can stop me; me" which is cliche but I'd of found infinitely cooler

People still just like chillin at this park like several patrons weren't just murdered and there's still gonna need to be a police investigation

This shirt is actually perfect foreshadowing how this series will unfold, in this essay I wil-

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Aruto: I actually use my risephone for text to speech

Aruto asking if it was really a good idea that they put him in charge and Izu immediately walking away was so fucking good I almost puked

Well that was easy to get an answer to

Fuwa set to vibrate

Fuwa Blocked

Izu why does he have to conceal it

and also who the fuck else are they gonna think it is

Fuwa do you fucking want fired

President was about creative as Nozama I see

Takahashi just get handed the best fucking costume designers huh

JIN HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MAMORU

Fuwa: *snaps key in half*

Fuwa: ah fuck ah shit

As president and kamen rider, Aruto is required to wear a body cam at all times

IM LAUGHING FUCKING THANK YOU

WAS THE AKIRA SHOT NECESSARY?

YES, BECAUSE ITS 2019

You know I'm now living in regret of something I said in the podcast

Why did you take this contract to begin with

Aruto, an episode after being told not to risk them knowing he's zero-one

YOURE LUCKY HE DIDNT HEAR THAT ARUTO

a WHAT

what the fuck

Aruto: Hello welcome to Monster Factory

Aruto is a nerd

DONT THROW HIM

Jin is a flirt WITH A GUN

Hey Aruto get out the Ouija board and tell Gramps that

Izu pulling out the lighter

But who voices the voice actress AI 🤔

NOT IN PEOPLE'S HOMES, ARUTO!

You draw fast for someone who insisted on humagears being the only way to get recent speed

my brain an hour after telling me to do smth

Oh my God Fuwa stop being so racist

"I think Fuwa has fucking brain damage is what I'm saying"

SHE IS

Izu copying his pose in the back

[heAVY BREATHING] THAT'S SCORPIO'S FINISHER

Let him die

[Emu Voice] BUT PEOPLE CANT DIE IN HOSPITALS

Finally, we can discriminate against humagear based on eye colour

Im glad that Zero-One is addressing the exact issue of this entire plan but HOLY SHIT WHY DID YOU LET THIS GO THROUGH ARUTO

ARU GO FUCK YOURSELF

"Aruto you allowing these to be shut down is killing hundreds by the second"

"Lol didn't know you had real feelings, Yua :/"

Seriously Aruto go fuck yourself this is not the time

Toei is fucking determined to bring mechs into rider huh

it has progrise keys for hands

we learned nothing from zio

Fuwa is unfortunately alive

Fuwa wishes he was dead

Welcome back to my Ex-Aid rewatch

Doesn't AIMs have better things to do

Ansatsu: Ive gained singularity

Ansatsu: Im Gonna Be Gay

This show is very heterosexual

Guess Ill Be Horny For Him

Jin is a rat

"No you see Im in love with that man"

Is Toei gonna go "capitalism doesnt ruin shows" or just slap themselves hard

Why don't you fucking back up your humagear ever

oh we're using mammoth huh

Ok back to catch up

"#4 is lucky, he has a dead girlfriend for a reason-"

Wazu, known Grandpa fucker

He stick his leggy up real far

[Insert Exhaustion Here]

[Insert Mildly Annoyed Exhaustion Here]

Wait so does Aruto fight or does the suit fight

Is Aruto just the meaty skeleton keeping the suit up while it does the work

Can't Deny

Loving The Look

Fuwa finally catches up with fandom

Subaru is less kean on lack of oxygen

Raiden can and will kick everyone and everythings ass

IM LOSING IT HES SO PISSED AT JOKES EXISTING

There's just a tunnel like right there got it ok

Yua please play chess with him hes been trying to give you hints

Aruto: I Want Raiden To Be My Big Brother

[ITS TIME FOR BUSTER]

Jin gets handed a gameboy rumble pak

Sir, get a therapist

"He was over 30, he couldn't be a rider"

dashing through the snow

Why did you bring Subaru???

Ok well they cant all go in your family grave

Its scorpio all over again

He's not fucking dead Yua

"We'll print out some new help wanted flyers and get a new VP"

Ok Scorpio

Modern Rider im begging you to let a suit last more than 2 episodes