Thirteen Storeys Liveblog

Yall ever get the feeling Jonny Sims is always (rightly) pissed about grenfell

While I don't like "Technology bad, fire scary, Thomas Edison was a witch" kinda horror stories, the idea of "I tweeted about doing a detox and my virtual assistant proceeded to order me an outrageous quantity of tea and oats" is fucking hilarious

Checking your emails to learning your virtual assistant is a better CEO than you

Spooky story about weird TV/radio stations you find in the middle of the night ???? now that's smth I have experience with

Mr Sims this is a bit too real

I think Sleepless is my favourite of the stories so far

Jonny Sims: *slaps the roof of Banyan Court* This haunted nightmare building can fit so many queer ppl!

Jonny Sims pissed about Grenfell energy is So Strong

JONNY SIMS SAYS FUCK TALKING TO THE RICH THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID AND ITS TIME TO FEAST