Mirai Sentai Timeranger Liveblog

Im laughing at this driving workshop thats just repeating random phrases about safety

Honestly sensei, given you're so safety focues, you should know to wear your seatbelt

AYASE YOU KILLED HIM

ID SAY AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO KILL HIM BUT MAYBE THIS DOES KILL HIM

He hasn't had blue hair for a few episodes, Lila you're slacking

Every time they pan down Tac I think they're gonna lay an egg

SHION YOU DUMB BABY

HONAMI WHY

POOR DOMON HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHES ON ABOUT

YURI PUNCHED HER HARD ENOUGH TO NOT ONLY KNOCK HER OUT BUT KNOCK THE BOMB OFF HER

Shion is a hopeless romantic

Yuri meanwhile is suffering because she realises she knows nothing about Honami and can't understand her feelings and didn't realise she likes Domon till Shion pointed it out

Yuri is struggling lesbian

ADMITS HONAMI CRUSH IS KINDA CUTE BUT SHE HAS THE WRONG GUY SO

Why's it looking like the Tachibana racing club in here

EVEN SHION KICKING HIM OUT

Ayase: IM A SOBA EXPERT ACTUALLY

AYASE WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING PASSIONATE ABOUT SOBA WHAT

Customer: turns into a monster

Domon:

Domon: Anyway lets find some more soba

YOU GOT 180 YEARS FOR AN EAT AND RUN?!

THE FUTURE NEEDS TO CHILL

Ayase: what secret identity

I think chefs need to bet their lives less often

SERIOUSLY WE TIME TRAVELLING JUST TO GET GOOD QUALITY SOBA

THANK YOU FOR NOT ENABLING HIM THROUGH TIME TRAVELLING SOBA

And it was Ayase's idea bc he's apparently the soba expert we need

SHION WHO ARE YOU CALLING SOME KID A WEAKLING

Timerangers: We have to keep our identities a secret

Timerangers: put stickers of themselves with their names on their lockers

THIS KIDS DRAWN ON FRECKLES

YOU KILLED HIM

YOURE THE ONE PUNCH MAN NOW

SERIOUSLY HOW ARE THESE KIDS SO RICH

I was about to say I didnt know Karate could sense your morality but this is the same universe as gekiranger

Welcome back to Ayase dying of anime disease

Tatsuya, screaming: WHERE IS MY BLUE AND IS HE SAFE

Boys for fuck sake

LET SHION DRINK THE OIL

GUYS YOU CAN EACH CUT HALF THE CARROTS CALM DOWN

Tatsuya that forces you to eat and behave

Why are you me Im me

I guess?

Domon you didnt leave in 3005...

did you?

Those people are extremely dead, timeranger

Shion baby...

Tatsuya: I'm full of red ranger energy

AHION

Domon...

SHION NO COOKING

KIDS DONT THROW SHION

DOLNERO HIMSELF

LEAVE BABY SHION ALONE

GREAT NOW EVERYONE IS DRUNK

STOP THROWING TISSUES AT HIM

Now they're just toddlers please help shion

DONT LEAVE TAC WITH A CRYING TATSUYA

TATSUYA DONT DRAW ON TAC

Shion is gonna hide behind this table and work

His hair is looking a bit less friend but the blond makes him look so young

Sweet baby brother Shion

Shion perfect

[Time Shadow Voice] Shuwatch!

Theres no doubt Shion is the most reliable

Please appreciate Shion's new favourite picture of his friends

Domon with baby

Shion with baby because Domon heard girls exist

also know it was this moment, 1:42 in including the op which was approx 1:30 of that, that this episode was wrote by Inoue

Ayase knows what the fuck is up

(this too is an inoue trope tho)

INOUE WHY IS YURI A HOUSEWIFE NOW

IM RESTARTING MY KICKSTARTER TO HAVE THIS MAN PUT DOWN

Kobayashi: Sorry its too late I established she can't cook, you cant interfere with my love of women who can't cook

So much Inoue is happening

TATSUYA WHY

YOURE ALL BROKE AND NOW YOURE EVEN MORE BROKE

AYASE YOURE ABOUT TO GET MURDERED

Sweet Shion that wants to be a housewife

Shion is scared of heterosexuality

Im having to take a break bc he happens so much

ayase I highly doubt there's ever been a woman to dump you

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING STRAIGHT

Hate that Inoue wrote transformation fetish

SIR DONT LEAVE YOUR BABY ON THE CROUCH WHEN IT CAN CRAWL ITS GONNA FALL SIR

SO YOU CAN GET A SENTENCE OF LESS THAN 100 YEARS HUH

OH THATS A PUNCH IN THE GUT

So an eat and run is 180 years and assault is 10 years

What the fuck is with the year 3000

OH GOD HES SO UPSET CAUSE HE REALISED HE CANT BE WITH HER

Shion your feelings for Tatsuya aren't the same as his feelings for honami

Ayase and Tatsuya share a meaningful Gayze

Ayase can't say shit cause he knows exactly why Tatsuya didn't follow orders

BABY TATSUYA A LITTLE BASTARD

Tatsuya immediately: WHEES AYASE

im cry

Tatsuya who is your wife

People who havent seen timeranger explain-

BRUSH YOUR TEETH TO APPEASE THE ROBOT

Shion: I dont even have a home planet so this is pain

A civilian defence???

Tachibana is Shion's new dad

Naoto: Fuck the rich