Mirai Sentai Timeranger Liveblog

Naoto immediately: Tatsuya the fuck

YALL YOU CANT JUST THROW IN A TIME TRAVELLING DYNASAUR

For the record this is just machinedramon/rizegreymon

ROBOTA DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

Naoto: I just straight up got a gun and you cant stop me

Naoto always wanted his own digimon

[PUT YOUR LEFT HAND INTO THE BOX]

HENSHIN SO HARD YOU EXPLODE

Sometimes a dude just wants a giant dinosaur robot and thats just life

"Its my dinosaur and you cant take it from me"

Shut up Domon, Yuri is obviously your leader

NAOTO DONT SHOOT YOUR DYNASAUR

Everyone: Domon please talk to your girlfriend

God I Wish That Were Me

SHION YOU CANT JUST TELL LIKE THAT

No seriously Domon what are you on about when has Tatsuya shown an interest in Yuri

I wonder if you can still get this style of watch

Domon is just telling this monster therapist he's bright and handsome

my hets....

Naoto: I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN NOT ABOUT ME

my hets.......

So long domon

"Domon, we've long since established I'm gay"

Seriously it's not like Domon has a girlfriend or wife in the 30th century so

SAVE THEM

This guy stopping them in the middle of a launch to tell Naoto he loves him

HE MADE BOMBS BUT ONLY GOT 20 YEARS

WHAT IS WITH THE FUTURE

uhhh naoto?

Shion will die for his criminal friend

Naoto: YALL ARE WEAK, MURDER IS GOOD

SHION YOURE NOT GREAT AT CALMING PEOPLE DOWN

Shion disgusted by 20th century racism

Timeranger: death isnt how we have villains redeem themselves

other sentai: SWEATING

Naoto: DONT THINK ANYTHING OF THAT MY AIM JUST SUCKS

Shion will out eat Domon

She's on a fucking mission, Ayase

CHILD WHO HAVE YOU BEEN DRIVING WITH THAT RUNS RED LIGHTS

WHY IS THIS MAN READY TO BEAT A LITTLE GIRL WITH A BASEBALL BAT

Zenitts: aggressive tap dancing

EMIRI DONT HIT AYASE

no ppor baby

Ayase: This is my daughter now

NAOTO WHY WOULD WE EVER TRUST YOU TO HANDLE THE SITUATION

Stop that

A man sure was just shot to death on screen in the first minute

Guess Im back to watching Faiz

This assassin motw is Yuuri's former stalker from work that she had to report

Yuuri like... maybe we can let Naoto have this one yea?

TIJSGOIESRJGEOR IM LOSING IT HE WANTED HER TO HAVE TO CHASE HIM AS A COP BUT MANAGEMENT HAD THE FUCKING SENSE TO NOT HAVE THE WOMAN HE STALKED HAVE TO WORK HIS CASE SO HIS ROMANTIC BULSHIT GOT RUINED

Thanks Naoto

Except for Tatsuya/Yuuri which they have suddenly decided is a thing despite it never being suggested up until someone was like oh Tatsuya you're into Yuuri like??????

Well I guess Episode 34 is one you have to warn for in regards to covering stalking and sexual assault but also I... think I actually liked the episode?

HM?

When Tatsuya shows up at your work with flowers

NAOTO THE BABY LOVES TIME FIRE, BE TIME FIRE FOR HIM

BABY ONLY LOVES TIME FIRE

TATSUYA YOU WERE TOLD TO STAY OUT YOU CANT JUST FOLLOW NAOTO IN CAUSE HE'S WITH THE CITY GUARDIANS

NAOTO DONT KICK THE BABY DOLL INTO THE WATER THATS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FACE IM FUCKING LOSING IT

TATSUYA DONT THROW THE BABY IN THE WATER GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

TATSUYA

Naoto has been murdered by small children

I LOVE ZENITT WALK MOTION SO MUCH

Domon...

THIS GUY JUST LIKE HEY I KNOW IM PAYING YOU FOR THIS BUT I FORGOT OT MENTION ILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT DO IT

I mean this is a good time to give it to the guys chasing you and waiting 10 minutes for him to press the switch

DOMON CROSSING HIMSELF

DOMON CONFIRMS CATHOLICS EXIST IN THE YEAR 3000

DOMON

"Then Perish."

SOFT

CUTE

Shion loves romance

City Guardians: You can't all call us the second Lila goes shopping

NAOTO WHATS YOUR FUCKING DAMAGE

Naoto: is nice

Domon: OH SO YOU WANNA THROW DOWN HUH

Naoto narrowly avoids being fired (ha)

Nevermind he might still be fired (ha)

Naoto: fuck you im gay

Well we always know its a good sign when a character has pet birds, nothing bad has ever happened to a character with pet birds

One of his birds is named Tora

Little girl asking if his birds are married

Cute

Finally a MotW with good taste, Vrex is extremely cute

Naoto...

Vrex: THATS MY DAD

I don't know if giving the birds away saves you from the curse...

Shion will be asleep for the next week, do not bother him

EVERYONE WILL TUCK SHION IN TO BED

AH

Goodnight Shion

Shion dragging himself out of bed bc he wants to be a ninja for his favourite actor

He's a large toddler

SHION IS SO UPSET ABOUT NOT HAVING A LEGIT AUTOGRAPH

Ah this is nice choreography episode

(Kobayashi likes movie making jokes huh)

Shion totally has a large collection of autographs

PLEASE STOP THROWING SHION

Also Im amazed by how little time they spent on using up Tatsuya being shirtless

ROBOTA

Amazingly we somehow summoned Naoto

IM FUCKING LOSING IT