Ultraman Geed Liveblog

"Congrats, you have the worst possible dads"

Kei youre not doing much to make your son /want/ to work with you

Geed is some powerful fight your dad

I like this scene

Kei is really horny on main for Belial please support him

The man who makes monsters appear and destroy the city: It's Riku's fault monsters appear and destroy the city, even though he has never prompted me to take this action

I know know what's better;

Cane Sword

This cane that Kei has sharpened the end of so he can kill people with it

ZERO YOURE GETTING HIM IN SO MUYCH TROUBLE

Kei has killed his editor

Kei

I love Akira

Kei: letting Belial get me pregnant? Great idea me

Kei: apparently I'm expected to raise this thing and Absolutely Not (especially when it's stealing Belial's attention)

WOW A PS4

WHA

Of course Belial and Kei chill in the tentacle dimension

Riku has so many dads

Of course he's naked

Of course he is

DONT WRESTLE YOUR NAKED FATHER

Kei has a shitty boyfriend

Zero: I've learned there's only one way in or out of Belial's evil pocket dimension

Leito: what difference does that make

Zero: *barricading it shut* heehehehehe take this idiot

I'm glad he can spend a little time with this dad

Father of ultra is so much shorter than some of them

It's midseason I assume its recap ep time

NO PLAYING BASEBALL IN THE HOUSE

Oh God Riku all 5 of your dads are gonna be so mad at you

Zero is not ready to be a dad, yet he is one so

I know Hikari and I know the sword of light and all but it's also weird hearing anyone refer to him as a swordsman instead of a scientist

Zero: SHE HAD MY POWER THAT MAKES HER MY DAUGHTER TOO

Zero: Kei is a horrible man, he made me the villain in his book

Riku: He tried to kill me last episode

Zero: yea that too I guess

Also did Zero say Mayu should of been able to time travel too? Are you suggesting to me we were at risk of her just time traveling?

Always remember; When on a date, double check in case he's brought an alien Pegassa along with you.

Zero you are an ultraman, you shouldn't be space racist

Zero gets called out for space racism

Nice to meet you, Kuruto

Kuruto has not studied well and it's cute

Naomi's cow costume

how can you be space racist against this

Riku and Laiha, as loudly and obnoxiously as possible: NE~~~~

Kuruto is good at murder

Me, looking myself directly in the mirror: Kageyama... Shadow...

I love Zegan, this was a good choice Kuruto

This is the worst

Speak of the devil and kabuto shall appear

Zegan has only appeared in Geed, this is my Child and it needs more time

Wish I could get a job that easily

MOA AND KURUTO FRIENDS!!!!

We're putting Kuruto in the gashapon capsule and he'll either die or we'll let him out when he learns to behave

This weeks monster: Belial with a cape

Start the episode with the reminder of the time Belial fucked

Trying to recognise specific moves like hmmm

WAIT ZERO DIDNT KN- of course he did everyone knows

Letting Laiha bring this sword is such a wild decision

Insurance sure is a wild job

Dad is here to help how nice : )

Belial this isn't how you have a heartwarming family reunion

Wrestle your dad in the mud

Chimeraberos and venomyotismon are the same.

Vore

Father son bonding on the moon

Leito you stink

Family bonding sure is dramatic

Belial: I love you tiny son

Belial, no offence, I know you're Trying to be a good father now but you Did abandon him for the past 19 years and also his other dad tried to kill him

Belial: humans are racist against aliens, this has been a huge point across ultraman

Zero you're a terrible father why did you wait 20 fucking hours

Geed: wildly flailing his lil baby arms

bbbby

Me too kid I also love Geed

Sorry kids turns out it's not about loving ultraman you just gotta swing a sword round till your little star leaves

"6 ultra brothers"

I can't believe they fucking kicked their youngest brothers out

You're an awful liar

There's 8 eps left but

this is good

Illegal dumping of a body as opposed to legal dumping of a body

That sure is a wanted criminal just crawling about in public

"I have kept an obsessive account of your life, aren't you in luck"

This nice definitely not suspicious woman will now promise to take care of Kei forever

Kei just loved Belial so damn much

We're going with "I will destroy this world in Belial's memory or die and be with him"

Honestly this woman offering to care for Kei even if she proves he's a murderer

then he's just out here screaming his love for Belial

what an icon

Oh same mood Riku

RIKU STOP THROWING PILLOWS AT YOUR DAD AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING

LETS STOP BEING MEAN ABOUT THINGS UNDER RIKU'S BED

ZERO HATES THIS

Kei's REM can be recognised by being slightly fancier

Well that was easy

Cute

No offence but this bird fucking sucks

Riku learns about making potatoes

You can upset a lot of aliens by stealing the daily kaiju slot with the same kaiju every single day

Everyone running arround with cool boxes

GUBILA!!!!!!!

Riku I'm sure someone can fix it

"Everything is to do with giant monsters, therefore this is too"

THATS MY BABY!!!!!

"Gubila have to come to land to meet ultraman, they just gotta"

STOP STEPPING ON THE LITTLE ANGEL

Kei gives it his all to be as creepy as possible

Leito just wants to do him job