Ultraman Mebius Liveblog

On this occasion the Sun is Taro (not Tendou)

"What's that"

Clearly the fucking sun spinning in the middle of the city

Oh I love this episode of wallace and gromit

This is an awful date

Ryu: I AM GAY AND I MUST SCREAM BUT I ESPECIALLY MUST SCREAM AT ANY ULTRAMAN I SEE

Lim looks like the kind of toy they should sell with real bones in it, I think that would be real cool

RUDE

Ryu, he's very much not human

"I am TRYING to tell you I Love You BUT YOU KEEP LEAVING MID CONVERSATION"

MEBIUS

OH PRECIOUS

MATCHING PHONES

They love him so much

MIRAI IF YOU COULD GO AN EP WITHOUT FUCKING DYING

Ryu are you just gonna sit here holding his hand all night

Nurses: Ryu we've called security to remove you, he's not in icu you need to stick to visiting hours

Ryu, who has both lungs and a mouth: ...A-

BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Time to buy him coffee for his birthday

Did we check he knew it was coffee beans

Mirai baby is an angel

ADORABLE BLESS

Its a TEAM Mirai

i hate this episode intro and nothings happened yet

"Because mama is racist"

Okay they actually brought it cause "oh Earth has Mebius as a weapon" but it's very different to walk into someones house with a sword than it is for someone to have a sword stored away in their house

"We brought you a monster to beat up as a present"

Welcome to another episode about alien racism

BABIES GOOD

This man's face is gorgeous I'm so glad I woke up to see it

Teppei, your interest in her over this man is something that I will never understand in a million years

Does she have to pay for it if she set it on fire

MIRAI IS DOING HIS BEST

Honestly? This ep? Fine example of heterosexuality ruining everything

Has Mebius like... walked even once? Has he ever walked in his life? He seems to cartwheel everywhere

I feel Hikari convinced him to take maybe two steps then Hikari left and he immediately went back cartwheel life

Heterosexuality destroyed, thank you ultraman mebius

Crunchyroll? Translating a sign? Completely unheard of until this moment

Leo dragged his ass all the way here to beat up poor Mirai

STOP BEING A DUMB FANBOY HE'S TRYING TO KILL YOUR FRIEND

Leo: If you don't kick my ass with your own damn feet it ain't you kicking my ass

Leo: STOP BEING A LITTLE BABY

Ryu: Good fucking luck, he was crying at porridge this morning

Okay, this sweat thing is kinda gross but

the fact he's wearing it please Mirai I hope you washed it but you're pretty dim so I doubt you did

Mirai: I have to do this alone, rely on no one

Everyone: Okay we'll be like sitting round the side having a picnic watching you if you need anything

Tsurugi???? Tsurugi isn't real anymore

Humans continue to be racist but this time because Hikari is the Wrong Colour of ultraman

We finally convince Hikari to get in the fucking base

Don't get mad at him that people know his identity when they all know yours

"We're both angry and trust Hikari"

"I have to teach humans to not be racist against blue ultramen"

Ryu: I'M A SIMPLE MAN! I SEE AN ULTRAMAN? IM GONNA SHOUT AT IT AND SEE IF IT WANTS TO DATE ME

Mole Friend Located

Curry is what's important to Mirai

WHY DO YOU THINK SECRET GIRLFRIEND SHE'S LIKE 14

WHY THIS

Mirai adopts a sister bless his heart

LEAVE HER ALONE SHE'S MIRAI'S SISTER

They're all being so good to her

Kako please behave

Leave Mirai alone he's a good boy

Kako don't misuse the mole friend

Mebius Has Been Buried

Sweet baby thank you

Oh don't like this

It could land anywhere in the sea, does that make it GUYS Oceans problem? Apparently fucking not.

1 WHOLE MEMBER OF GUYS OCEAN HAS DECIDED TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING THIS IS FUCKING UNHEARD OF

oh hes eye candy hello isana

and incredibly quiet speaking

Here's a suggestion: GUYS Ocean does their own fucking job for fucking once

He looks a lot better here than when he's doing that smile he's less unpleasant like this

He may yet be unpleasant

Can you please fucking speak up

Everyone play with the figures

Why aren't the rest of GUYS Ocean playing with him tho

DON'T DO THE FUCKING FACE AT POOR MEBIUS

THE FUCKING CAPTAIN CAME HERE TO SLACK OFF AND ARM WRESTLE

THIS IS THE WORST MAN TO KNOW THIS FACT

she had so many babies and also GUYS team babies

Why do you even have this child hoard

I LOVE A MONSTER THAT THEYRE JUST LIKE WHAT IF WE THROW SALT AT IT

Zombie mom is now just too strong and cant fucking be stopped we guess

Awful

Mirai is continuous good boy in his denim jacket

Honestly literally no one would willingly go with this guy unless they genuinely didn't care if he kileld them

Load of bros, grown into a tree, completely dead cause of this guy

"Thank you for stop being"

Crunchyroll we gotta talk

Mebius and Grandpa god bless

Sometimes those you love most.... are ultraman

RYU GOING HUNTING FOR MIRAI'S BROTHERS' ACTION FIGURES TO GIVE HIM GOD BLESS

As someone new to ultra I'm very concerned about how the showa ultramen are Not happy with earth

A long standing tradition

Scream at the sky and hope ultraman will listen

OH FUCK HES REAL

A monster outside Japan that is unheard of

I fell asleep, corn godzilla is here now

This too is decades fault

"Hi GUYS Spacy, GUYS Japan is ONCE AGAIN doing your job for you"

Japan is paying too much for 1 group that does absolutely nothing and 1 group that babysits Kusaka to stop him from being unpleasant

HEY FUCKING RUDE

HEY THE FUCK

ALSO WHY WE GOTTA BRING THIS GUY