Ultraman Z Liveblog

No title card for Ultra Z

PUPPY

He's kinning the destroyed building

He's

Team dad...

Ah finally I was starting to hope I was immune

Zero be like fuck it I'm not doing this I can leave Z here and not deal with this

I LOVE HIS BABY BEING SO QUICK TO GO THIS ONE MUST BE THE BAD ONE

Miguel cow

Z: what a nice robot

HES BEEN SHOUTING AT Z NOT EVEN KNOWING IF HE SPEAKS JAPANESE

Ultra-peril

Are ultras aware Japanese isn't the only language on Earth

Many to consider

Hehee

Can't even fly straight pathetic

They're gonna feed on our suspicion of not Juggler and it will destroy us

My take on "is Aoyagi juggler in this" remains it's a 50-50 chance

Either he's Juggler

Or Tsupro will fuck with us with hints that he's Juggler just to wind us up

And we can't possibly know till we either see Juggler or the show ends

Our internet isn't to be fixed till Tuesday so I've turned my phone into a hotspot purely to watch Ultraman on my damn TV that's where I'm at

Gerbil....?

I know Yoko is meant to check he's ok but it looks like she's trying to swat a fly

Zett lives in the digital dimension?

OK GLAD WE COVERED THAT BC I WAS LIKE IS HE NOT KEEPING IT A SECRET??

KAY ISNT AN ANSWER

How about we throw some bags of flour around

THANK YOU TSUPRO FOR TRANSLTING THAT EXPRESSION

WHY DO ALL THESE BUILDINGS HAVE HIGH HEAT SIGNATURES

They're gambling chips

Ultraman Z is a gat-

EVERYONE STOP STEALING ZETT'S GAMBLING CHIPS

Being Hugglus Huggler is suffering

Tregear car...

Gomora will almost definitely wake up in other words

BUT IF YOURE HERE WHO'S PILOTING THE GIANT ROBOT

Oh my god big cute sleepy gomora

HUGGLUS HUGGLER DYING INSIDE UPON LEARNING GOMORA HAD HAY FEVER

"Haruki, I don't care about your interest in there being a lack of pollen in my arm pit"

Try asking, she's horny after all

AH THE POWER OF BODY LANGUAGE

"Turns out white people love ultraman and will do anything to help him"

She ran over to watch as soon as Telesdon appeared

"turns out this is made of fire and we can't have it in the fridge"

DONT JUST RIP ITS POWER UP OFF

LET HIM MAKE PUNS

MR JUGGLER STOP STEALING

Jugglus Juggler: I think I will cause problems on purpose

Jugglus Juggler big yolky titty

Tsupro: this budget is exclusively for making cool shots

Falls out my seat giggling at Jugglus Juggler

Oh man an ominous cloud is that you cereza

Riku bby 🥺

Riku: spiritually, I have my father's hands

Belial said No

JUGGLER DONT GO APPROACHING HIM AND IN YOUR UNIFORM TOO

RIKU LOOK I GOT A JOB

USE WHATEVER ULTRA BULLSHIT TO RUB IT IN GAI'S STUPID FACE

Riku: I can not do that

RIKU DONT JUST TRY TO PUNCH IT

No dad coin for riku

Oh Zero didn't claim credit for defeating Belial, that's more than I ever expected of him

She's so into Z she doesn't know hes a baby idiot ultra

Thank god it's Geed here since he's the one least likely to be bothered by dumbass catchphrases

"he's someone I have a score to settle with"

Riku he's your father you already best the shit out of

RIKU GEEZ

JUGGLER NO LONGER COOPERATING YOU SAID A BAD WORD

Damn captain if only you had a sword for combat purposes

DONT JUST STEAL HIS DAD GENES

HE'LL BE PURE STURM

[Riku Voice] oof my Sturm organs

He learned from Zero of course he can do this

Riku calls out tsupro for not fucking letting Belial rest

RIKU TAKING LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REMEMBER HE NEEDS TO BE SCARED OF MONSTER

Zero: I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN NOT ABOUT ME

Shut UP Zero

ZERO DONT JUST DROP YOUR CAPE OVER THE BUILDINGS

Jugjug: I'm fucking over run with ultras AGAIN

PEGA

🥺 so long Riku

Backup goths in case this one isn't goth enougj

I know she doesn't have a card but let her henshin

RUDE

His head makes showa noises

THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF ZERO

AWW HE BLEW A KISS AT IT

King Joe this is very rude

Nexus and Mebius together

Nexus, Mebius, and Cosmos cause rainbow lighting for gay rights

He's literally a twink

2 corn

Corn egg

Haruki did no one tell you about screaming your secret identity in the cock pit

"Haruki just kill the baby"

Ultraman promote social distancing

Ah it's a recap but I guess I'm here now

Feed the piggy bank

I feel there's been a lot of shows that show the emotional weight of beating monsters better than Zett tbh