Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Liveblog

Yugi completely forgetting to incomperate Joey is an idiot into the equation

"This tower is high tech, we have a fucking phone"

"Joey you could die"

"NAH"

"No one else could read exceptmarikwhoreaditlasttime"

Yugioh is great because everything will be explained every single episode

"KAIBA HE'S DYING"

"Thats not a reason to stop a duel"

Doctor: Well he seems fine

Is it really that bad that he got Bakura

yes the gay rainbow realm is very fitting

yes marik we know your plan

yes marik we know they face you next

we've mentioned that 3 times this episode

Oh shit an XYZ summon

Joey is in stable condition, none of you cared about the 3 others who got fucked like this

"You can expect"

Kaiba has literally angered God

Kaiba who is aggressively stupid

"anyway ignoring that and that our monsters just disappeared whos turn was it"

Kaiba: Bold of you to assume I didn't have my eyes closed that entire mystical vision so I dont have to believe this is destiny

No Kaiba, clearly he was planning to use his face down cards to let you win

Tristan kills joey

Im glad Joey is finally learnnig to play duel monsters

"someone in your condition could never recover this fast"

YOU SAID THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM

"JOEY YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY DUEL MONSTERS HOW COULD YOU OF WON OF COURSE YOU LOST"

"JOEY GET TO BED YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY DUEL MONSTERS"

THERES LIKE 3 OTHER PATIENTS IN CRITICAL CONDITION

"Yes we know you're horny for blue eyes"

WHAT DOES DUEL MONSTERS HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR BACKSTORY

WHY ARE YOU TELLING US YOUR BACKSTORY AGAIN

YOU DIDNT KNOW?

JOEY WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO MOKUBA

"SENT FATHER TO THE SHADOW REALM"

MARIK HES FUCKING DEAD

Love yami marik getting in a fight with a stick

Sounds like bullshit, Kaiba

Literally why would kaiba care about that

Mokuba why are you going against him

Yami finally remembers Bakura exists 42 episodes later

YAMI WHY DID YOU USE MONSTER REBORN ON YOUR CARD WHEN YOU COULD OF USED IT TO SUMMON RA, YOU KNOW EGYPTIAN, YOUVE HEARD THE SHIT TO CONTROL IT

SEE YAMI IF YOU FUCKING SUMMONED RA YAMI MARIK WOULDNT OF BEEN ABLE TO

He doesn't fuckinf have proof it's fiend sanctuary so how can he know when it's in effect

Yami Marik how do you expect to gloat with no mouth

Yami Marik: yea here's my deck; Ra and 39 monster reborns

Marik was never that loyal

Marik: Time To Die

Everyone else here is fine with Marik dying, its only Atem who has fucking forgot Marik is evil regularly

Marik he doesn't fucking remember anything that happened in season 2 we've established this

Can you... use monster reborn on the opponent's turn?

Oh my god Yami Marik would you just let this fucking duel end

Wish that were me

Wild how Marik finally agrees to be a tombkeeper and theyre just "well we dont really need them now so guess we should like... buy a house?"

Also he's literally got away with murder

Actually wouldn't Marik's father be alive in the dub version

Anyway welcome back to the fucking show Bakura hope you had a nice nap

Everyone: Stop Stripping Marik

"EVERYONE GET ON MY AIRCRAFT THAT LACKS WORKING ENGINES RIGHT NOW OR I WILL LITERALLY BLOW YOU UP"

Finally a gremlin that comes into my house, eats all my food, and steals my millenium item

Also important note, while I'm still waiting for the Games Company Kaiba Corp to make a game of their own and not just snazzy holders for my duel monsters cards; they have expanded into dairy farming

Kaiba: I may of lost my own tournament but Yugi can't be the king of games if he's dead

Season 3 finally over

Kuriboh makes the same noise as the fairy-angel things at the start of the devilman ova doesnt it

Tristan these cards have been used to destroy the world why are you underestimating them

"Well he did steal grandpa's soul, but he seems cool now"

Pegasus's island is officially just california

When DOESN'T the fate of the world rely on your card game

Kaiba the fact you weren't partners already when you make literally all the technology for his card game was already pretty weird

Yugi this isn't even the weirdest thing to happen to you

What do you mean a card "doesnt work like that" I thought we just made these up as we went

KAIBA DONT BE SO MEAN THATS HIS FAMILY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

I don't think mom or mikey were "captured"

I don't know if you know this but this is a "games company" now

"Hold on Yugi, let ME get in a fight with a motorcycle gang"

SETO PEOPLE HAVE STOLE YOUR SOUL BEFORE

Just gonna say

Kinda fucked up this guy wanted to fuck Tea

Tristan is fucking disgusted by this display of heterosexuality

Pegasus: his name... Is Dartz

Yami: who's Dartz

Kaiba: WHO CARES

I mean Raphael has a point you don't know shit about yourself

Everyone: we need to save the world, now how do we start

Duke: we go home and play dungeon dice monsters

LOVR THE POORLY EDITED MAP

WHY DID YOU SPELL HIS NAME D ARTZ

Mai stop being suicidal

Valon has yami ever not just agreed to every duel immediately

Oh we finally decided to draw Rebecca short

Duke: didn't he make some big discovery

Yugi: he discovered fucking Atlantis

I can't tell if the fucking lettuce is edited in cause it looks so out of place

Why do you write your ransom note of a duel monsters card

Here have this free card cause I wrote the ransom note on it

Yugi: sure hope the pharaoh knows how to ride this horse

YUGI WHAT IF THEY ALSO BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS

I'm glad Rafael is an actual angel with a ghost hawk familiar

A KID SWAM TO A DESERTED ISLAND AND DID NOTHING BUT PLAY DUEL MONSTERS TILL HE WAS RESCUED

Happy birthday everything you love will die

I love you Raphael you stupid bitch

Zugzug

Raphael may be dead

I GUESS FUCK THE RULES EHEN YOUR CARDS ARE YOUR FAMILY

Marik's dad ison Rafael's card

WH

HANK ISHTAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I've forgot what the card is called but he's on it

Its graveyard related so I GUESS

I GUESS

GUESS RAFAEL'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOS FAMILY IS YUGIOH CARDS

DO THE MATH PHARAOH