Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS Liveblog

Ai: I bet this guys the clingy type

Yusaku: HES NOT THE ONLY ONE

"this fights only getting started"

yusaku this is the third maybe fourth episode of this duel

please

please end the fucking duel

WHY ARE YGO DUELS LIKE THIS

you have been on 0 life points for 2 episodes now

CFV HAS FIGHTS DONE IN 2 EPISODES MAX

TJIS IS WHY YUGIOH ABRIDGED EXISTS

"DID YOU SEE '3'?!"

THIS BITCH FUCKING HATES NUMBERS

Ai: OK DUEL'S OVER IM GONNA EAT THIS BITCH

FA-A-THER

AI IS PISSED HE DIDNT GET TO EAT PEOPLE

slaps girl with an anti virus card

"NATHANIEL HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE"

"You're always here"

"Skye, I know Im crying, but as your big brother if you tell anyone I WILL kill you"

WHY DOES AI HAVE PORN

KOLTER WHY DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT AI'S PORN

"FERRIS WHY WERE YOU BEING A DUMB GAY BITCH ON THE BATTLE FIELD"

"IF I WASNT ALIVE COULD I DO THIS"

"I have no idea what you're supposedly doing"

WHY IS THIS SHOULD A SANDWICH DEBATE

I KNOW IVE SEEN THE CLIP OF "SHE'D BE MY TYPE IF SHE KNEW WHAT A SANDWICH WAS" BEFORE BUT IM STILL FUCKING PISSING

Kolter: Yusaku you wont believe how much playmaker porn art i gotta shift through every night

AI: This deck wont win this fight

Yusaku: Well im not changing them fuck you

im sure watching this recap episode bc ive watched 13 eps over 3 years

Rip to this girl wanting to ask Akira out

his name's akira and his hair's blue, hes gay

hes gay

I cant wait for them to end up together and ill insist its for public image cause hes rich

Yusaku: why do the ignis want to bring an end to humanity? I can barely bring an end to a sentence

YUSAKU???

yusaku: i have no idea how to speak japanese

I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH...

LOVE THIS ROOMBA THAT YEETS AI ACROSS THE ROOM TO PUT HIM BACK IN PRISON

Yusaku: HOORAY A CHANCE TO GIVE AI AWAY

Ai: you're really going to put my life on the line again

Yusaku: Yes.

YUSAKU IS SO DESPERATE TO KILL AI

i had to compare and

Kolter (dub): Hey go to school and see Skye be sure to actually talk to her ; )

Kusanagi (sub): Hey im gonna hack this computer it should be done by the time school is over see you then

JKFDNSGJFNJKSNHJGL

switches to sub temporarily to avoid heteros

FAIR

AI: Are you worried about that cutie

Yusaku: I must defeat her in combat

too much reading switch to dub

sub was being pretty het too so whatever

Ai: HAHA PLAYMAKER YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE SHITTING YOURSELF

OH NO WE ONLY HAVE 1 KURIBOH LEFT

HE USED THE LAST KURIBOH WE'RE FUCKED

EMMA???

HER NAME IS EMMA????

"THEN COMES THE GLORY AND THE GOLD CAR FOR MY GOLD BOOBS"

EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW TALKING ABOUT TIITY

Emma: AKIRA STOP HAVING EMOTIONS GO GET A SELF HELP BOOK

Akira:

OH BOY AKIRA'S TRAGIC BACKSTORY

AI: damn did daddy only buy you 5 ponies instead of 6

Akira: HE BOUGHT ME NO PONIES

Akira:

Akira: BECAUSE HE'S SUPER DEAD

Akira: And so I joined the yakuza

I fucking hate the tindangle deck

Every duel

opponent: if I win you give me Ai

Yusaku: I will literally give him to you right now free of charge

Akira: Yusaku i just dont want you wasting your life on revenge, I can handle this and you can make friends and stuff

Yusaku: HOW DARE YOU

"when I was a baby I got kidnapped and forced to play VR games"

Oh damn we finally let Yusaku out the VR closet

"Doctor Kougami retired 7 years ago as in retired retired"

WE CAN STRONGLY IMPLY HES DEAD BUT NOT SAY THE WORD

Doctor Kougami: DEATH CANT STOP ME FROM DESTROYING THE INTERNET

vrains every 8 episodes: time for a recap

"There's an evil duel disk curse that sucks your soul into the AR world"

once again this is digimon cyber sleuth

this guy: oh man im gonna help playmaker

this guy: oh boy its my man playmaker

playmaker: please leave

this guy: alrite man

man: dies in front of playmaker

playmaker: guess hes not talking

AKIRA GOT DEMOTED

NOW HE CAN BE EVEN MORE OVERBEARING ON HIS SISTER

AKIRA PLEASE GO OUTSIDE AND GET A BOYFRIEND

everyone here talks in wingdings

JAPANESE IS NOW WINGDINGS

KOLTER WHY DO YOU "DROOLING ON MY KEYBOARD" LIKE THAT

Emma: Skye, not duelling isnt very feminist of you

hayami: Akira isn't that your sister duelling you must be so proud of her

Akira:

Hayami: Im officially ranked as her number 2 biggest fan

I think Hayami should hit on Skye instead of Akira

checks character i know exists in vrains from fanart to find out when he shows up

his name in japanese is takeru homura

in english is Theodore Hamilton

me: usually this would be fine but you named him after 2 american presidents

"A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL WOULD BE GREAT AT MAKING A VIRUS"

IS THIS EXAID?

SKYE WHY IS YOUR DUEL DISK LOSING FAITH IN YOU

BITCH ASS DUEL DISK THAT TELLS YOU YOURE A SHIT DUELIST

ITS FINE WHEN YUSAKU'S DOES THAT, HES TRAPPED A DIGIMON IN THERE

WHY IS SKYE'S BULLYING HER

WHY DOES THE RECEPTIONIST ROBOT OF THIS COMPLEX HAVE A LASER

RECEPTIONIST ROBOT KILLS FOOD COURIERS ON THE REGULAR FOR NOT LIVING HERE

Skye: Dr Exaid can you please put the digimon virus ppl back

Dr Exaid: fuck you

oh doctor exaid got murdered

rIP

THEYRE A DOCTOR. DEAL WITH IT

I love that the knights of hanoi apparently cant fucking see if theyre dueling yusaku or not

do an entire duel and then look at the corpse like "hey this isnt playmaker what the fuck"

EVERYONES SURE JUST GETTING MURDERED IN THE VR WORLD

shima has decided hes marrying playmaker

Yusaku: i can only think about yugioh

RYOKEN'S FIRST SCENE WHERE HE ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE

Kolter: here you go 2 hot dogs with everything

Ryoken: do they have marshmallows on them

Kolter: n...no?

Ryoken: then they don't have everything.

Yusaku: I saw some sort of sphere with tentacles

Kolter: thats called an octopus

checks japanese on marshmallow line and japanese hes just like "oh im moving somethings... happened"

English dub improvement

Emma fucking dies?

nvm shes in the hospital

she'll never be the same again

anyone: is vrains good

me:

me:

me: is anything I watch good

HFDBJSFHJ RELATE

TINY BABY PLAYMAKER

HERE TO REMOVE COOTIES FROM THE VR WORLD

YUGIOH VILLAIN BE LIKE I WAS BORN IN A TREE

Important yugioh facts: babies have more than 50 life points

Akira fucking died

Spectre: Ferris is my one true... master

Yusaku:

Yusaku: I dont care

Gore is also dead

every single one of ferris's cards: self destructs

Gore died so hard his photo fell off the wall

Yusaku: SURE WISH EVERYONE WOULD STOP INSISTING AI IS MY FRIEND

Ferris: I have to destroy the VR world to stop the ignis destroynig humanity

Yusaku: well I use duel monsters with life ending stakes to retraumatise myself instead of just gonig to therapy and i cant do that without the VR world

WELL

IDK MIGHT HAVE TO SIDE WITH FERRIS PURELY TO FORCE YUSAKU TO GET HEALTHIER COPING MECHANISMS

PLAYMAKER LOST HIS HAND AND AI JUST GRABBED HIM AND GREW IT BACK FOR HIM???

Ai: actually i have many tentacles and can possess your board

Yusaku: YOUR MONSTER HAS 0 ATTACK POINTS

Ferris: I CANT BELEIVE YOU'D SAY THAT

Ai: HEY FERRIS GO GET YOUR SKULL CRUSHED

Ferris: FATHER YOU MAY FADE FROM EXISTENCE

FERRIS YOUR DAD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEARS

Yusaku: marshmallow man why were you my mortal enemy

"My father needed to find a way to teach AI to fix humanities problems. So he kidnapped children."

Ferris: YUSAKU YOU DUMB BITCH IM THE BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR

oh Ferris finally kicking Yusaku's ass

Ferris: GAY OVER

Ferris: do you remember what I told you all those years ago? Of course you do.

Ferris: Now Die

Ai: btw Yusaku, girls don't like you

Yusaku: Ai have you been paying attention at all

Ferris: STOP TRYING TO PSYCHOANALYSE ME WHEN YOU HAVENT FUCKING BEEN TO THERAPY YOURSELF

everyone is no longer dead

yusaku: anyway im going home

YOU HAVE A HOME???

oh guess i finished s1 of vrains