Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS Liveblog

Skye: please stop burning the hot dogs

Yusaku: No.

HATE THE CARD "PISS AND SORRY"

love this new kid who murders ppl in cold blood

"taking someones soul in real life takes super tech savviness"

Pegasus did it with a video tape

ROBIBI IS A GUY?

ROBIBI IS GAY

OH BOY HERES THEODORE HAMILTON

Theodore Hamilton: FLAME I CANT JUST GO UP AND ASK A GUY OUT WHEN HES ONLY MET ME IN VR

HEHE THEODORE TOOK HIM ON A FERRIS WHEEL

WOW ROMANCE

Ferris:

BUT GUESS ROMANCE IS HERE

the worst part of this is that i know as a kid i heard slang in shows and was like

thats out of date no one says that anymore

but i watch this and am like

haha these memes i use

"Teddy it isnt ok to skip school"

Theodore Hamilton: isnt it saturday

"its wednesday"

I THINK THEODORE HAMILTON'S PARENTS KILLED THEMSELVES BC HE GOT KIDNAPPED BUT THE DUB WONT SAY THAT

HELLO???

THEYRE "MISSING"

BUT THEY HAVE THE SHRINES LIKE THEYRE DEAD

DSFZDAFXDGSGFXSGCHFJK

HAVE YOU CHECKED THE HOSPITAL

I just realised Ferris isnt called Ferris in the Japanese

Me: why are y'all calling Ferris "revolver"

Ferris is a better name actually fuck yall

"Revolver" let's see you fucking revolve then

FSDXGFCHVGJHBK

Ferris Ocelot

FERRIS OCELOT

Ferris spinning his duel disk for 10 minutes straight

Yusaku: I HAVE 3 REASONS YOU SHOULD PLAY A FUCKING CARD

Ferris: AND I HAVE 3 REASONS YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP

Can't believe Shepherd's mother was killed by an AI

Flame: I don't have lips

Windy: That's neither here nor there : )

Theodore Hamilton disgusted by heterosexuality

YUSAKU IS A DIGIMON POSSESSING YUSAKU???

JDDHSIHEJRHFBDJHDJGB

Yusaku is Not a digimon bc the supposed real Yusaku isnt weird about Ferris

oh doctor exaid is alive now and in jail

Just like exaid

thank god ferris is back

FERRIS DOXXED THEODORE HAMILTON

Spectre and Grim: We can hunt him down in the VR world

Faust:

Faust: he lives like 3 bus stops away we can just kill him irl

FERRIS WHY ARE YOU STALKING YUSAKU IRL AND HOW DID HE NOT NOTICE

Ferris this is a gay club

I mean that was obvious but we're seeing them outside VR for the first time

and this is a gay club

only a gay would willingly look like broccoli

GZHDSJHALSJSHDHJISJS THE DUDE IN THE MIDDLE LOOKS SOO WEIRD IS IT HIS EYES

MIGHT BE THE EYEBROWS BEING ATTACHED TO HIS EYELIDS

Broccoli gay rights

Rex and weevil all growed up

Fuck knows what babybel in the middle has going on

he's mr "ferris is my own true.......master" so thats what hes got going on

WELL

SIMP

SIMP

ITS FUCKING ME UP THAT THESE CHARACTERS ALL LOOK LIKE ADULTS WHEN THE STYLE IS THIS

This girl: Teddy, your grandpa is worried about you

Theodore Hamilton: How Dare He

Grandma: Your grandpa is waiting for you in the dojo

HE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU HE'S GONNA KILL YOU

THEODORE HAMILTON CANT WORK A TABLET

Flame: you have to go into link vrains and duel

Theodore Hamilton:

Theodore Hamilton: you mean the thing i was kidnapped and forced to do non stop to avoid being tortured? thats what you want me to do? who the fuck would willingly duel after going through smth like that

Yusaku: I love to retraumatise myself

"oh roboppi was always a guy"

ROBOPPI ALWAYS BEEN GAY HUH

duel deck: if you would like to hear this explanation again please say yes. If you would like to hear this explanation again in spanish please say sì

THANK YOU DUEL DECK

Yusaku: Kolter Im not mad im just... disappointed

Kolter:

Kolter: no please be mad

why is tetsu in vrains

He's selling hot dogs cause Ren doesn't pay him enough

*Ren doesnt pay him

OH THAT MAN JUST GOT VORED HUH

IF YOU LOSE THE DUEL YOU GET VORED

KOLTER ASSUMING YUSAKU IS PLANNING TO MURDER HIM

"what's vrains about"

this apparently

ah some gay person

Ai is homophobic

Aqua: do you ever think about humans

Earth: No

me

AQUA IS THE ONLY GIRL IGNIS AND SHE'S DECIDED DESTROYING HUMANITY IS A GOOD IDEA ACTUALLY

QUEEN

Yusaku: the ignis aren't going to destroy humanity

Aqua:

Aqua: you have no idea what im gonna do

Earth was made from Spectre, who's super gay for Ferris

but Earth fucking hates Ferris

AQUA FUCKING DIED BEFORE SHE EVEN GOT SCREEN TIME

NVM GETTING TO SLAUGHTER HUMANITY LIKE SHE DREAMED

Earth @ Ai: Don't break aqua's heart

Yusaku: let me guess you broke aqua's heart

Ai: Yep

KOLTER DONT FUCK ROBOPPY

ROBOPPY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

LIGHTNING HATES BEING NAMED

Lightning: lets kill all humans

FERRIS

GOD DAMN YOU WAITED TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING ENTRANCE

Ferris: how dare you suggest id help anyone ever

WINDY MURDERED HIS HUMAN COUNTERPART

wheres spectre

there he is

LIGHTNING BETRAYING WINDY

WINDY GETS FUCKING MURDERED

i cant believe windy got fucking murdered and they also stabbed him in the dick

DONT FUCKING CRUSH WINDY

Ferris: heres a program to keep you safe

Ai: We would never trust you

Yusaku: I Will Trust You With My Life

gore cut his brain in half so that he can do maths faster

DAMN SKYE'S CHILDHOOD FRIEND GIVING HER HER MUM''S ENGAGEMENT RING

GUESS THEYRE LESBIANS NOW

HER LONG LOST GF GOT HER SOUL STOLEN BY LIGHTNING

WAIT EMMA WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHEPHERD IS YOUR BROTHER

YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS WORTH MENTIONING

Ryoken why are you on a fucking boat

Go Home

GET DOWN YOU ASSHOLE

i cant remebmer if ferris actually said anything to shepherd or if he just logged in and shepherd immediately went off

Shepherd: FUCKING GAYS ARE HERE TO RECRUIT ME

Ferris:

Ferris: i am but god youre a bitch about it

Lightning glued Windy back together

I GUESS

Lightning: Hey Shepherd let me kill you if I win this duel

Shepherd: sounds good

HEY GENIUSES IF YOURE BOTH INT HE VR WORLD WHOS GONNA DRIVE THE BOAT

Lightning: you weren't here when me and shepherd had our tit about shit

Shepherd got murdered

why did they do this to Gore

Gore was sweet boy

now he's just pissed all the time cause ferris kicked his ass at a card game

oh Gore is kinning Earth now

Ryoken: Well thats pretty fucked up but what can you expect from a company called soul tech

please stop making him look like that

do smth about his eyes

Ferris: How do I send Yusaku a message

Ferris: JAMS IT IN DOORWAY OF HOTDOG TRUCK

everyone: fuck you ferris

Ferris: I am literally just trying to help

THEODORE, FERRIS DIDNT KIDNAP YOU

HE WAS 7

HES LITERALLY THE ONE THAT CALLED THE COPS TO SAVE YOU

FERRIS DONT JUST LET HIM BLAME YOU

YUSAKU NOW YOU FEEL LIKE TELLING THEODORE THAT

YOU LET THEM START DUELING AND THEN DECIDE TO BE LIKE ACTUALLY FERRIS DIDNT DO SHIT

Ferris: Ive never done anything wrong ever in my life