Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS Liveblog

Kolter: Having to work with Ferris is like Yusaku's shitty fanfics

Yusaku: Correct

Flame: Theodore you're absolutely useless and have no standout skills

Theodore:

Flame: No offence

Theodore: Full offence taken

love that Windy just has to look liek this now

"Akira and Skye aren't related"

EXCUSE ME?

THEYRE STEP SIBLINGS??

SINCE WHEN

"YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WIN THIS DUEL JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FAMILY"

Ferris got launched to this gay ass field

Windy: what the FUCK is friendship

NO ONE TOLD KOLTER THAT LIGHTNING HAS HIS BROTHER?

wait how is spectre the weakest when he beat skye

DAMN SPECTRE YOU REALLY FUCKING PISSED HIM OFF HOLY FUCK

Windy: Theodore Hamilton please kill me so I DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING LISTEN TO FLAME ANYMORE

Flame: Windy I'll absorb your data so we can revive you

Windy: NO BEING DEAD IS BETTER THAN BEING STUCK WITH YOU

"Windy wasn't actually evil"

he murdered a child

CAN WE PLEASE SAVE FERRIS FROM THE FLOWER PATCH

I LOVE THE GIRRAFFE

"hey whats you VR world-"

"Giraffe."

TERRIFIED BY THE PERSON DRESSED LIKE A BABY I THINK FERRIS WAS ONTO SMTH WITH WE SHOULD SHUT DOWN THE VR WORLD

JIN WHY CAN YOU HACK KOLTERS COMPUTER NOW

KOLTER SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A DECK

I UNDERSTAND LIGHTNING IS GONNA KILL YOUR BROTHER BUT YOU HAVE A DECK?

Ai: I know he's the Only Friend You've Literally Ever Had But

YUSAKU IS HAVING EMOTIONS????

and also kolter is fucking dead

Yusaku is lying down being depressed

Ferris: Gay squad go get Kolter's corpse he's dead in the hot dog truck

I APPRECIATE THAT THEODORE HAS HAD TO FIGHT THE VILLAINS TWICE WHILE FERRIS JUST STANDS IN THIS FUCKING FIELD NOT DOING SHIT

AH YES WE WILL FIGHT ALL OF THEM WEAKEST TO STRONGEST

SPECTRE THEN THEODORE THEN SKYE THEN YUSAKU THEN Theodore again?

theodore hamilton.......2!

THE SECOND ONE

YUSAKU IS TAKING A DEPRESSION NAP IN THE FUCKING DIRT

and you wouldnt?

there are better places to take a nap

Oh windy is trying to murder flame from the inside

WINDY WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

WINDY IS GOING TO EAT THEODORE

WINDY FUCKING KILLED FLAME

Bohman: ok even ill admit thats fucked up we can finish this duel later

Theodore: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Theodore is also fucking dead

me: ok good now to fight ferri-

villains: TIME TO FIGHT YUSAKU AGAIN

FERRIS HAD TO FUCKING EMAIL LIGHTNING TO TELL HIM TO GET OVER HERE AND FIGHT HIM

PLUM BUM TRIDENT

now everyone has to fight in the field

FERRIS DO YOU WANNA GET TO THE POINT OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA HURL INSULTS BACK AND FORTH WITH AI

IM LAUGHING

"YEA HUMANS AND IGNIS COULD COEXIST BUT ONLY IF LIGHTNING DIED"

LIGHTNING JUST COMPLETELY TOXIC FOR EVERYONE AROUND HIM

"Why would Lightning rewrite Windy to agree with him"

gay and didn't want boyfriend to choose humans over him

Jin: why the fuck am i in a field

Ferris: Yea Ill kill Jin

Yusaku: can you not

Lightning: Fine Ill kill spectre too

Ferris: ok

Jin: LITERALLY WHERE THE FUCK AM I

Lightning: I just repeatedly traumatised Jin for shits and giggles

"Lightning stop murdering people and play duel monsters"

news: people in the VR world are fucking dying

everyone: Better log in

Faust: Im gonna rip Bohman's brain out

Vrains I am begging you not to draw them like this

AKIRA IS FUCKING DEAD

Ai fucking dies

vrains how long has this duel been

yugioh can we fucking stop duelling

playmaker why do you have 100 lp can this fucking end

i swear the animators are making bohman more and more of a pinhead as this ep goes on

YUGIOH WHAT IS HAPPENING

Roboppy is having a breakdown

Roboppy is it because playmaker's duel is taking Forever

Roboppy I love you so much

forgot ai fucking died but hes now not dead so its fine

OH BOY WE CAN RELEASE LIGHTNING

THERE IS 0 BAD THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN BY RELEASING LIGHTNING

NOT LIKE HE TRIED TO MURDER YALL RIGHT BEFORE THIS ENDLESS DUEL

Ai really said Flame, Aqua.... the other ones

FLAME IS PISSED

LIGHTNING HAS TO BE PUT OUT OF THE WAY OF THE OTHER KIDS BECAUSE HES A BITCH

LIGHTNING SAID FUCK YOU AI FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

THIS IS WHY THE OTHER KIDS DONT WANNA PLAY WITH YOU

LOVE HOW EVERYONE ELSE IS DEALING WITH THIS BUY WINDY IS JUST NAPPING

WINDY: WE CANT KNOW IF IM EVIL IF I JUST PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP

Aqua: im just gonna start beating Lightning into submission

"why am awake"

i forgot what this game was called and was about to accuse them of beyblading

Yusaku: ah my friends, flameburner, colter...

Yusaku:

Yusaku: yea thats it

Skye:

Akira:

Emma:

"its time to bring this duel to an end"

I FUCKING HOPE SO

WHY IS YGO THIS WYA

HE HAS 0 LIFE POINTS BUT THIS IS VRAINS AND THAT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER

ok i think the duel is actually over

bohman's off to stare at the ocean with his dead brother

AND ALSO DESTROYING THE VR WORLD

BECAUSE THATS WHAT EVERY VILLAIN IN VRAINS DOES

THOUGHT FOR A SECOND HIS BROTHER WAS GONNA BE LIKE DONT DESTROY THE VR WORLD BUT NAH HARLEM DOESNT GIVE A SHIT KILL THESE CLOWNS

OH HOORAY TEDDY GOT UNDEADED

bitch is also undeaded

HOORAY SKYE'S LONG LAST GF IS ALIVE

OH HUMAGEAR EXIST IN THIS WORLD NOW

WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM THIS ENTIRE ASS EXPERIENCE

Teddy I don't need a recap of your whole backstory

guess this is just a recap ep to finish off the season

FUCKING LOVE FERRIS BEING LIKE

"IM NOT ASKING FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS BECAUSE IVE DONE NOTHING WRONG EVER IN MY LIFE"

"YOU CAN KICK MY ASS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER BUT I DONT NEED YOU TO FORGIVE ME BECAUSE IVE DONE NOTHING WRONG"

I KNOW NO ONE WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT VRAINS BUT THEODORE HAMILTON WHY

Ryoken:

Ryoken: I can hear you but luckily i dont give a shit about you

ah finally this shit

vrains we just had a recap episode dont give us another

ok back to the humagear plot we guess

LOVE THAT SOL TECHNOLOGIES LITERALLY GOT HACKED BY ROGUE AI AND THOUSANDS OF PPL ALMOST DIED

AND THEY IMMEDIATELY WENT

WHAT IF THE AI COULD KILL IN THE REAL WORLD TOO

Hayami: Hi Mr Akira Ive watched you being beaten to death over 100 times

Akira:

Akira: I dont appreciate it

love that Akira is gay and has no idea Hayami is into him

Hayami: I cant wait for our wedding

Akira: ????????????

ROBOPPY WANTS TO HANG OUT IN THE BROOM CLOSET

AI LET HIM SEE THE BROOMS

HES SO EXCITED

Ai: Wake up Queen, it's me, a homosexual

"Wakey wakey Queen"

wish that were me joking but thats what he said

Vrains time, Ai and Roboppy are destroying me

THEYRE SO FUNNY I LOVE THEM

I FUCKING LOVE THEM THANK YOU VRAINS

GLAD THE DIRECTION WE WENT WITH HUMAN AI IS JUST MAKE HIM GAYER

Akira: Do you know who killed the queen

Captain: Well as it happened he didn't try to hide it, walked up to us, and handed us a taped confession

YGO knows exactly what it is

Akira how many bodyguards do you need

AKIRA THERES 7 PPL HERE

AKIRA ONE OF THEM IS YOUR LITTLE SISTER

TEDDY DONT ADMIT TO HACKING AKIRA'S ACCOUNT WHILE TALKING TO HIM

Ai: LOOK I HAVE THUMBS NOW

everyone: Yusaku what the fuck did you do to your roomba that its evil now

ANOTHER ONE

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Akira: I could die

Ryoken: Sounds like a you problem