Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger Liveblog

Bold of you to suggest Black has money

Blue: Florist👏lady👏is👏dumb👏love👏me👏instead👏

Ah quick a contrived reason we have to keep her alive which mostly hinges on we can't trust Loki with Balls

For the record, I'm never using their names. They forfeited those, they're just colours, they decided this.

Black and Blue are trying to kiss but White pulled Blue away

HELLO????

Gaoranger be like we have 2 girls and must bait at least 5 guys with both of them

WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS HOW THEY MET

IF LOKI FUCKED EHR GRANDMOTHER AND THEN GOES ON TO FUCK HER I SWEAR GAORANGER

OH MY GOD CRY BABY YELLOW

Buggy likes my tweets and I know she has answers to all my questions but the sense to keep me in a state of dread

Red is like

the least relevant character in this show

I like when Yellow cries

Yellow: has a break down

Narrator: he's quite upset.

Loki has been blessed

OH BOY I LOVE HAUNTED HOUSES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

BLUE AND RED ARE MOST UPSET BY THE LACK OF SCIENCE LAB THEME IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE

HIS PUPPY FOLLOWED HIM TO THE FIGHT

Loki: picks up puppy and runs

Red: oh yea 10 days ago I watched a guy bathing with his dog

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW

Back to wolf lion king

Yellow: WHERES TETOMU??

Black and Red: literally just shout at the fountain till she appears

Honestly Yellow why did you not consider "probably in the fountain"

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Black got in trouble for digging up the pitch

Blue: Please Lord Help My Braincell-less Boyfriend

Loki having a tantrum and not co-operating?

Must be a day ending in y

Black's ankle has legit been destroyed

Red: You're saying I saw Loki naked and was too focused on a dog to care?

Fun part of older toku where you can go "yea this is a place they're no longer allowed to film at"

Boyfriends can and Will die together

God himself is appearing as Mufasa to tell Loki to stop being a dick

Oh boy its one of those eps!

I love that Loki is just a reverse werewoof

A wolf that turns into a human on the new moon

Don't cure it I think it should always be this way

WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED YOU KNEW THIS RED DID YOU THINK HE WAS THE DOG

IF HE KNEW HOW TO BREAK THE CURSE DO YOU THINK HE'D OF OPTED TO BE SEALED AWAY FOR 1000 YEARS? RED HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A VETERINARY LICENCE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR SKULL

Bison's best friend is an armadillo

Evil is stored in the alligator

BOOOOO LET LOKI BE A REVERSE WEREWOOF

Back to Loki being angsty

What do you mean "still" you havent been anyone's fucking ally this whole show

Honestly Black, I can't tell you if he'll join you

We know how SOME rangers are

Loki intensely rolling in the mud

Do I keep calling him Loki or is he Silver now?

Oh shit did he really solo Ura

Silver I'll kick your ass don't try to be mysterious you'll be back in like 5 minutes

When did yall make him this jacket

Yall gotta stop thinking this is over

YELLOW JUST WANTS TO HAVE A KARAOKE PARTY WITH SILVER

They're trying to phone Silver

OH SHUT UP LOSER

Why didn't y'all make it at least somewhat uniform

But the wolf is nice

THIS IS NOT WHAT THEYRE FOR

Brooding hetero loser huh

Of course Yellow knows all the best karaoke spots in town

WELL THANKFULLY RED IS A VET AND THEREFORE CAN SPEAK CAT

EVERYONE GETS DISTRACTED BECAUSE ITS A REALLY NICE KARAOKE PLACE

YELLOW STOP HOGGING THE KARAOKE

THEY CANT HENSHIN BECAUSE THEY ONLY KNOW MEOW

A WOOF ARRIVES TO PROTECT HIS KITTENS

and be upset that he didn't get to do karaoke with them

WHY DO YOU HAVE A SNOOKER THEME

realises this would of aired around the time I got my cat Snooker????

WHY ARE YOU A BIKE

Oh boy villain power up

Yellow has fallen for him

The owner of the snooker place is begging him to fuck off

HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY POOL HES JUST HERE TO BE ANNOYING

HE CANT EVEN COUNT

oh boy Silver gets out of feeling bad because turns out he wasn't bad he was just possessed

Yellow: Silver is so cool!

White: Well I have to be het baited with him and I think his quirks are the fucking most annoying things on the universe

Silver blows himself tae fuck

DO NOT HIT THE ARMADILLO FRIEND

The soul bird laid another egg just so we can have more robots

Piyo: I'm rude now

Yellow upset him

YELLOW DONT SMASH HIM

Ok maybe smash him

Feeds curry powder to egg

SILVER YOU CANT JUST BREAK HER STAFF THATS AGAINST THE RULES

Toku is primarily about characters pulling things out their ass

Silver its not like youre Nakadai, you can hang out with the team

BLUE HOW AND WHY DID YOU GET YOUR HAND STUCK IN A SHELL

REFRAIN FROM LOSING BLUE'S ENTIRE ASS BOYFRIEND

The heaven's tornado of bowling...

It's not about pool you piece of shit 6th ranger

Owner is not having this idiot use a bowling ball on his pool table

Blue gives himself carpal tunnel trying to beat a monster

Blue rips off his entire arm to beat a monster

[Yellow Speaking English Voice] Jesus

"TELL FUTURE ME TO SUCK MY DICK"

I was gonna say "well maybe take him to the vet" but Red is a vet so guess he can deal with your shark's dick problems

multiple

Why the fuck has Yellow suddenly learned random english that he must use every 5 minutes

Heterosexuality

WHY ARE YOU HIGH FIVING HIM FOR HAVING AWFUL ENGLISH GRAMMAR???