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Me: the directing in this EP us so different who did-

"Written by yasuko Kobayashi"

Okay THAT checks out

Kobayashi walking into GoGoV: I think Daimon needs a thief boyfriend

Matsuri: you don't get to talk shit to me I WILL destroy you

DO NOT REDER TO HER AS THAT SHE IS 10 AND JUST REALLY LIKES COOKING

WHY DID YOU HAVE SO MUCH UNWASHED UNDERWEAR

DONT BE MEAN TO HER JUST BECAUSE YOURE PATHETIC MATOI

Please return her to her family

MUCH BETTER EVERYONE BULLY MATOI FOR BEING ERIKA'S DAD

THE SPIDER DIMENSION

Father why do you have a boomerang do you think you're the greatest in Japan or something

Dad has been sent to his room to think about what he's done

This episode is for shows fans and Magnus archives fans alike

Their mother is the opposite of a fairy

If we clap hard enough she'll die

Fathers will be like

Sets up pod to launch himself into the spider dimension to give his kids a boomerang each

Why boomerangs? They're shaped like a V

If you hurt Drop I swear to god

IMAGINE HAVING A BABY WHILE THE PLACE IS FUCKING ON FIRE

Daimon, Matsuri did most of it and why are you here when there was no other cops on the scene

Never let Matoi drive

Dad: you can't defeat them the way you did the others

Daimon and Matoi: JUST WATCH US

Is it safe to leave a 1 year old in a crib with the side down?

Most unfortunately I seem to be warming up to their dad

OH HOLY SHIT ACTUALLY

YALL REALLY FUCKED THIS ONE

Mint you may of needed to deliver that news more gently

Once again it's Kobayashi

Checks out

Kobayashi really was off her shit

Nagare: MATOI SHOVE YOUR TOXIC MASCULINITY UP YOUR ASS WE'RE ALLOWED TO BE SCARED THIS IS SCARY SHIT

HAVING SPIRIT DOESNT MAKE BULLETS LESS DEADLY YOU IDIOT

I'm amazed he isn't murdering you two for laughing so much

Daimon has that shirt every gay person has

LEAVE DROP ALONE

Well kids what would you prefer; Kyouko gets to be a ranger or your dad makes you a new sibling

I WARNED YOU HED MAKE YOU A NEW SIBLING

Oh yea I forgot we were slapping them all together

Dad really has convinced himself to fix everything with a smoke bomb

DAIMON WHY ARE YOU STRAIGHT UP CRYING ABOUT IT

NO ONE DIED THIS TIME YOU DONT HAVE TO CRY

Do you think their dad colour coded them all as babies and their mum was just like sure honey whatever you say

I think Kyouko should be in control of liner boy even if she doesn't get a suit

DAD WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CAN ABSORB ENERGY FROM EXPLOSIONS

ARE YOU PLANNING TO LET YOUR KIDS TO GET BLOWN UP REPEATEDLY

DAIMON IS SCARED OF GHOSTS

Naagre got a lab coat as an excuse to flex his knowledge but his brothers rightfully make fun of him

Drop is a cocoon

Either admit you're a scaredy cat or face my zombie grandpa

Ah it's Toei's favourite creepy house

Is it valid to keep your new clay imitation grandpa zombie

Nagare: whether it's human or not if someone loves it it has a right to live

Takayama Jin:

EXCUSE ME CHILD THE FUCK

WHA

GOGOV IM GONNA NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN SOME STUFF

Everyone pissed at the Drop cocoon for literally just being the youngest

Let them swim

Daimon is so strongly dumbass its killing me

The boys are teasing Matsuri that she doesn't even have anyone to impress with her swimsuit and she immediately zones in on Denus on the other end of the pool in her swimsuit

She immediately knows who it is but damn she honed in to find a hot lady to impress

Baby dad and Matoi (Matoi is playing firefighter with his shoe)

All babies

Please dont be by the same person as the geki ep Please dont be by the same person as the geki ep Please dont be by the same person as the geki ep Please dont be by the same person as the geki ep Please dont be by the same person as the geki ep

thank god its not

Matoi like 10 years old: GUYS WE'RE ALL GONNA JUMP OFF THE CLIFF

Daimon: NO????

Matsuri: Yes off you go

MATSURI HAVING TO DEAL WITH BABY DAIMON CRYING BECAUSE HE CANT FIND HER

THEY REALLY DID COLOUR CODE THEM AS KIDS

they're,,, good

I'm impressed by Shou, as the middlest sibling, seemingly the most ready to be in charge

Shane Madej wishes he had the bravery of 10 yo Matoi

DAD IS BUSY HE HAS TO DO MATHS TO CALCULATE DENUS'S POWER

I bet you their dad spent the past 10 years holed up creating gogov and all that

but like every thursday he went out to play dnd for 10 hours

MATSURI I KNOW HES 10 RN BUT THE SECOND HE'S BACK TO NORMAL KICK HIS FUCKING ASS

"KIDS WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THIS IS NOT A FUCKING POOL PARTY"

Do you think their mother actually spoiled Matsuri? Their father sure didnt

I don't think she did, I think the boys spoiled her and then would call her a spoiled crybaby because they're brats

Shou and Matoi are the only ones who haven't been outed as being crybabies as kids tho

I don't think there's any reason Daimon fell down stairs I dont know why he did this

This is a very serious thing that their father might be dead and Daimon is freaking the fuck out which is understandable except Daimon freaks out every single episode

If your father is alive he's a fucking freak of nature

BOYS DONT FUCKING MOVE HIM LET MATSURI DO HER JOB

IF HE'S ALIVE YOU'RE RISKING HIM CHOKING

Their mother is now whatever this is and she's just screaming in agony and its awful

Since Daimon started having his breakdown his hair has gone like this and I think it's very good actually

WHY IS DAMIEN IN THIS ONE TOO

WHAT WAS GOING ON @ TOEI THAT THEY KEPT PUTTING DAMIEN IN THINGS

nice work doc did you have to replace all his organs or just most of them

They're meant to be finding the demon child but Daimon apparently thinks he hasn't been born yet and he'll find him under the bushes

Shou has had enough of his brother's depleting brain cells

IM THIS MEMBER OF STAFF WHO'S ASKED IF I'VE SEEN A KID AND SAYS "NO" WHILE WATCHING A KID MATCHING THAT EXACT DESCRIPTION WALK PAST

Matsuri maybe don't do this in the middle of the road

Can you please not leave Drop's soul wandering around setting shit on fire wherever he goes

YALL LEAVE DROP ALONE

Ok now he's an adult sized dragon monster

NOW you can shoot him

????? He's your son why the fuck didn't you name him this at birth why did you fucking call him "Drop" for who knows how fucking long

Drop has been corrupted by ice cream

DAIMON HAS BEEN HAVING A BREAKDOWN FOR LIKE 10 EPISODES STRAIGHT JESUS CHRIST

Is this an old mole that breaths fire and uses a bow

Daimon murders a child

When you're the parents of a kid that got caught in a crossfire and before you can try to blame anyone the guy breaks down sobbing because he's just a nice boy

It is a good thing you got forced out of being a cop, you're too sweet

"here you go son, have a milk"

(what is with kobayashi and child murder this series)