Ninpu Sentai Hurricaneger Liveblog

He's not Hunter, he can handle being without his brother

God they're both so dumb but Ikkou sure can flex

IKKOU YOURE A PRICK

SOMEONE IS LIKED

Oh he decided to bring Isshu with him to work after all

HEHEHEHEHEHE

THEYRE MAKING A PRANK SHOW 10/10

HEY HEY EHY YOU CANT JUST BE BIG FIRST THATS AGAINST THE RULES YOU GOTTA START SMALL MIRAGE OR NO MIRAGE YOU GOTTA BE A SMALL MIRAGE FIRST

Satarakura upsets everyone with their jokes

WHY DO THIS

Sensei: oh god theyre all stupid everyone will die

Cute

OH NO IDIOTS I CANT BE SUBJECTED TO THIS

WHAT LEVEL ABSOLUTE-

AWFUL

Turns out forcing your kids to try to kill each other constantly results in them beoth being alive and dumb as shit

DONT DROP YOUR FATHER

"IKKOU ISSHU STOP BEING DUMB AS SHIT!"

Good Luck, My Boy

Green: owo sowwy

I was trying to work out how to explain his english

It's uwu speak, he speaks in uwu speak

See you again

Uwu Twink

Motodrone really has it in for Ikkou huh

Oh hi Shotarou

These are the standout disguises

Isshu looks like a twink in a bl movie

or like Tommy Oliver

Honestly Yosuke your mistake was not looking for a yellow and blue bottle

Shurikenger releases his vest

He can now swear

Shurikenger may be a sentient suit but that doesn't make him any less gay

Good news, he finally remembered to address Nanami

Here he is eating a beetle

Kabuto: you have a scorpion egg next to your heart

Ikkou: I will become a hopper

NANAMI AND YOSUKE ARE SO FUCKING GLAD THEY DONT HAVE TO DO RIDDLES

Kouta is tired of being forced on a date with a teen girl

NOW ITS WEIRDER THAN HER JUST BEING A TEEN GIRL

Also I'm glad they were like maybe it's shurikenger, he'd probably drag kouta around for a date

Shurikenger decided he wanted to be in this episode afterall, but just to be awful at the last minute

It would of been fucking weird for you to take your grandma on a date kouta

Ah it's the green and navy are in love with blue EP, I hope it's like the ninja storm counterpart

Isshu fucking hates idols

Isshu this is gross misuse of lightning teleportation

The idea that Isshu confesses with a heartfelt letter and not like an elaborate scroll that just says "Get out of school."

I'm going to fucking lose it what the fuck

Girls, please, get yourselves a man like Isshu

DONT BE MEAN TO HIM WITJ YOUR GROSS MISUSE OF ENGLISH

I feel cause of ninja storm I know why I'm dealing with gross misuse of English

IT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER WITJ THE IDEA I HAD TO SEE SHINKENGER IN HIS SWIM TRUNKS

Knocking Nanami off the megazord two fights in a row : /

Love spell broken; shurikenger is back to his regular gay self and calling Isshu "baby"

Isshu what do we do with the cow now

Are we going the same route as ninja storm?

THIS GUY BEAT THE SHIT OUT THE MEMORY WIPE ROBOTS EHAT A LEGEND

How is he.... Enjoy your barbecue shurikenger...

Honestly the idea you can drop out of this school that literally kidnaps you

Regular reminder I just

Love Oboro so much

I really hope they whip off this wig at some point in this episode

Shurikenger not being a face stealing brat and actually working with someone to try and make Ikkou not fucking die? Guess its more likely than we thought

HEY HEY HEY THATS AGAINST THE RULES

I do love Shurikenger music

Shurikenger... do you care for the beetle brothers

Kouta is so such a good boy, but he's also not the one with the red outfit

HE'S THE LEADER BECAUSE YOUR 4 YEARS OLD YOSUKE

He's hiding under his blankie cause he's not getting to be leader

I think more characters need to take the Mikoto attitude to things

I die on the full moon? Great guess I'm immortal till then time to fuck you up

Oboro strong

Why do you do this to Nanami

I hate Sky Earth Slash

Everyone is scared of furabiijo now

Lesbian your enemy

I know this is the tragic story of being rejected by your family cause you suck at school but I lose it every time I hear "space ninja"

WELL I GUESS

Hurricaneger are you aware this is lesbians

Everyone pissed at her for leading Nanami on

Nanami's so cool and I love her

Nanami just killed a monster 3 times stronger than a general all by herself

A whole pack of furries

There's 4 of you

I'm so glad we get the meaningful flashback of...

Times Ikkou was a bastard who kept fighting everyone even when it was completely unnecessary

Did shurikenger just shout "remember" in english, realise they wont know what he said, so said it again in Japanese

Yosuke if you're gonna kiss him fucking do it and stop being a coward

MR KANZAKI!!!!!

Doc, he's dying, if your options are let his heart be eaten by a scorpion and give him a thing that has like any percent chance to stop the scorpion from killing him; I think you're meant to go with the latter

Jesus Christ Yosuke you're only 4

"Why Yosuke"

"Gay Rights"

Ikkou's screaming and you can see Yosuke's actor flinching at it but we're gonna play it off as hes just Really Sick

Can You Both Decide If You're Kissing Or Not

YOSUKE WENT FROM 0 TO 69 WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

Shurikenger who steals your shinobi medals and calls you Boy

What's important for people who haven't experienced him to know is any time you see him saying "boy" he's actually saying "boy" not boya

ITS FINALLY HERE

I will end you

I can't remember if they used this footage for Cam but if they did I still accept it more from Cam

Don't untie her if she doesnt

Doctors be like that