Kamen Rider (1971) Liveblog

[Narrator Voice] Hongo Takeshi still can not feel love

Kamen rider Ghost why are you betraying grandpa

Is this really how they used to earn people of natural disasters or are all these people idiots

TAKI

That kids dressed like v3

I love goro referring to other kids as "kid"

The one who can't feel love is better with kids

HAYATO IF YOU WANTED TO DECIDE WHAT YOUR JOB WAS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL WHAT YOU'RE FLIPPING FOR BEFORE THE COIN IS FLIPPED THIS IS HOW TAKESHI CAN OUT SMART YOU

Hayato is stuck babysitting v3 now

Man Takeshi if only you hadn't sent Hayato on a babysitting mission

UPDATE IMPORTANT UPDATE HONGO TAKESHI CAN FEEL LOVE

V3 DON'T BEAT UP GORO

Hayato has come to pick up his son

And didn't even notice the girls were gone good job Hayato

He has a walkie talkie for Taki to go with the tracker

Hayato would be the kamen rider to be killed by being run over by a bike

HAYATO TAKEN DOWN BY HIS OWN SIGNATURE MOVE

Shocker should probably know these facts about the cyborg they made seriously even black ghost could keep up with what they installed on their cyborgs and they had a rogue scientist working on them

Thanks for being here for 2 days Takeshi

Hayato learned to be the narrator now that Takeshi can feel love

Enough gobusters i miss my beautiful boys

Ichimonji Hayato is our resident irresponsible driver do not challenge him

I can't wait to see this tunnel again in the decade w movie in 40 years

Kill a child and hayato will kill you

Honey you think the world's overpopulated now you don't know what's coming

I'd ask about the tie but the answer is 70s

He's known hayato for like 10 minutes

We only have like 20 witnesses

Hayato has always been this rude you should be used to it

Well I guess she just fucking exploded that fine I guess

Taki: they tried to kill us

Immediately tried to wake them up

I want the fly to stop shitting

"Closed? Wrong, I live here"

Tachibana has died

Ichimonji Hayato is the gay agenda

EMPTY CANS BELONG IN THE TRASH GORO

Is this it is hayato going to remember to be a photographer

Taki please save your bf

Also why do you all assume this was the actions of a photographer and not someone who was hidden behind him are cameras known to be this dangerous

We solved the kamen rider issue just by having him arrested

Dr Maki has killed Taki

DON'T TURN HAYATO'S BF AGAINST HIM

Honestly, what hasn't he done, he's blown up every mountain in the area at the very least

Hayato is between pissed about his boyfriend being kidnapped and his camera being messed with

Hayato "What The Fuck Is A Dinosaur" Ichimonji

I don't know where you got this gun but sure shoot him for not knowing what dinosaurs are

They have a cardboard cut out of Hayato for Taki to shoot thanks shocker

Who's the better shot; Ichijo or Taki

The correct answer is Ichijo

There are no feathers on this thing is it really meant to be a bird this is very much a dinosaur

It's not I'm not an idiot why does it say bird it's not a bird someone teach hayato what a dinosaur is

Hide and seek should involve less scream

Oh god not more mold

"Kill the kids wait no this is a kids show just kidnap them"

Hayato gets called the fuck out

Girls: flirt with hayato

Hayato: SHOCKER COULD ATTACK AT ANY MOMENT

Taki out here way too happy about children being kidnapped

"What makes you think I know anything about shocker"

Well Taki is the one who brought her here

The entire racing club dies of food poisoning

He just runs up, pulls Taki up by his collar, and knees him in the back

Hayato what the fuck

You could of used something logical like disinfectant

Glad we had this very necessary execution of mooks

This one smart mook

DON'T EVEN REACT JUST GRAB YOUR SCARF MID AIR WHAT A LEGEND

The one time we have an excuse for an explosion and there is none

Taki's smile is precious

A family outing with their son

Just what we need, an easier way for rabbits to get so scared they die

JESUS CHRIST THAT POOR RABBIT

This may be the worst a shocker plan has gone

As I said before pride month is hayato month

You guys should be glad I've seen a grongi use coasters as playing cards

I'm so glad he's remembered to be a photographer today

The "throw leeches at people" plan is honestly inspired

Shoker hired a chef for the occasion

This is an awful darkroom

Like for a start it's not dark

I don't think that's how blood transfusions work but ok

Doctor not to question your plan but why did you make an antidote

Hayato's hair looks lovely today

I SO THOUGHT HAYATO WAS GONNA BE LIKE I SAW THROUGH YOUR TRAP AND REMOVED ALL MY BLOOD IN ADVANCE CHECK MATE NEO NAZIS

He's literally already one of your cyborgs just fix him to actually obey you

This is a fantastic episode love it

TAKI YOU THREW IT ALL ON THE FUCKING FLOOR JESUS EHY

Tachibana mvp

This isn't how this show is meant to go

Hayato single handedly saves the planet with his ability to create ecofriendly friendly energy

Didn't we have this in Amazon too?

THAT SOUNDED LIKE THE AMAZON SOUND EFFECT TOO IT MADE ME JUMP IN SHOCK LOOKIN FOR MY LIZARD

Well that was an unexpectedly brutal death

TAKESHI!!

DRESSED LIKE THIS AND I LOVE IT

Takeshi the man is dead we saw his spine like break clean in two on the way down he is not alive

YOU COUNT THE MEDALS 1

...uh... one i guess

Jesus this poor child

Let this be a lesson to abusive parents everywhere

Let you be eaten by a giant sea anemone

Taki's helmet this episode looks like a mixing bowl

I don't know what I prefer

Hayato instantly knowing an enemy

Hayato not knowing what the fuck a dinosaur is and asking people if they've seen a really big bird

Rest in peace once again

Every child in toky: *gesturing at shrine* is this a good hiding spot?

OFFICER WE HAVE HAD LIKE 50 MONSTERS ATTACK THIS TOWN

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