Kamen Rider Amazon Liveblog

Amazingly their zero security means mole can do whatever it wants

Okay but given moles japanese is way better than amazons and logically they're from the same place so

Officially friends

God it's such a dumpy little suit I love it look at him go

In a busy city, amazon sits in a tree

Amazon HATES seito university hospital

Mole no betraying amazon, he is very insistent on being your friend

A man has been vored I repeat a man has been vord

Sir stop talking like you weren't just vored

Mole that's for amazon stop stealing it all

Enjoy your lunch Mole

AMAZON

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE HE'S A PERSON WHAT THE FUCK

VORE IS HERE

Kid: casually tries to walk by the giant snakr

Can we remove the kids from the room with the giant vore snake

DON'T VORE AMAZON

PUT THOSE KIDS BACK

THE SNAKE HAS LEGS THE SNAKE HAS LEFS

Amazon does not like theme parks let him off

STOP VORING AMAZON

Oh it's ToQ6

AMAZON LEAF WHISTLE LEAF WHISTLE REAL GOOD WHAT CLEVER

Do primary schools usually have kangaroo specimens

The janny got vored and the kids didn't fight it

Masahiko skips school to find amazon what a good boy

To be fair I don't blame parents for being suspicious of amazon tho he's a good person

Tachibana gets FUCKED UP

The crocodile got distracted by eating children and forgot it's fucking mission

Today I learned it takes 30 minutes to steam a person

AMAZON DIDN'T DO IT HE'S INNOCENT

"Amazon was unhappy"

No wonder given everyone is shitty to them and he barely knows what they're saying

PACHUU

Mole beastman found them for him thanks mole

GO FAST AMAZON

Amazon you fucked that crocodile up a bit much

Mole it's almost done couldn't you of picked him up sooner

Maybe the reason these plans fail is you give them too many tasks

I will give these subbers and thumbs up if they learn the difference between cannibalistic and man eating

"Girls disappearing? No that can't be the villain"

Masahiko what's your logic

Masahiko don't be mean to mole HE DOESN'T LOOK STUPID HE'S CUTE

Mole has gained a radio I'm happy for him

I have no idea what he just did but he's alive and that's what matters

CRAB GIVE MOLE BACK HIS RADIO GET WANTS TO LISTEN TO MUSIC

Moleeeeeeee stop NO DON'T KILL HIM DAMMIT THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU WOULD CHOOSE AN ALIGNMENT

Mole you messed up and also your radio got broke

I've forgiven mole already cause he at least told amazon

If amazon could go home he would he hates humans

It's tachibana take him

I wish it would not do the spray foam thing

Amazon goes for a swim because why not

Oh no they're being eaten by.... tiny tiny crabs

Well there's plenty of crab to eat

Amazon picked up the terrifying tiny crab and threw it in the ocean and screamed at the ocean

AMAZON HAS BEEN MADE TO WEAR A SHIRT WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT ANYMORE

I reiterate, what the fuck is even the point if he's wearing a shirt

He's doing his best, Mole, it's a big kitty

nvm amazon is fucking dead

ALL THE HEADS JUST ASSUME THE BEASTMEN FAILED AND IMMEDIATELY PUT THEM TO DEATH WITHOUT ACTUALLY KNOWING IF AMAZON IS DEAD

DON'T THROW YOUR CIGARETTES ON MOLE

Mole dragging amazon all the way here

and not even suggesting going to Gedon????

There's no subs so let me add them

"Choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo"

MOLE MAYBE EXPLAIN WHY THEY NEED TO COME WITH YOU INSTEAD OF JUST DIGGING A HOLE BENEATH THEM

Where does amazon keep any of his shit

"Next time ill definitely kill you"

no you're going to be killed for fucking up

アマゾンダダダ！！！！

Miss you can't just throw away a snail that's not how it works

You're in a gang you're like 5 is this what it's like being an adult kids in gangs mean nothinf

Listen you tiny racist fuck give the snail back

Our new plan is use a trail of snails so masahiko will pick them up and amazon will follow

This is some mmpr level masterminding

Amazon you don't go to this school sweetie

This teachers a piece of shit he's obviously looking at someone outside

Mole is being a good boy I'm proud of him

Masahiko why are you offering them a snail each when you only own one snail and one beastman

Can snail beastman be defeated by salt

He's not your student you barely do anything here

DON'T STAND ON MOLE

Mole stop grabbing Amazon just to put him in the hole

HE DIDN'T GET IN THE WAY HE SAVED YOU HE'S A GOOD BOY

Don't eat snails you get lungworm or smth

Raw wild ones I mean

Solutions by amazon:

Throw in river

Dance

Amazon learned baseball I'm so proud of him

I believe amazon is the greatest rider ever don't worry tachibana

I think he flat out doesn't want to know what tachibana is saying

Don't shoot amazon who do you think you are

Amazon his is a time that biting someone's neck is weird

Masahiko I hate to tell you but he stands out

That feel when you escape jail and immediately die

Damn 10 whole crimes and you're getting the death penalty, what did you do? Download a car?

The glowing brain is like 3 times the size of a human one, the memes were right

Mole and Amazon are cooking a human for dinner

"Get back the follower"

Fucking why you'll probably kill her for failing you let her get cooked

Mole has left because they're not eating people so this is lame

It's a good thing this was in amazons plan otherwise you'd be an idiot

Oh mcfuck

Well I'm amazed they didn't assume ant beastman failed and put him to death

Well bye I guess

Does gedon use the chopped off heads as like add ons to themselves

OH WE'RE PROPERLY TEACHING AMAZON JAPANESE

モグラ！おめでとうください！