Kamen Rider Ryuki Liveblog

YUI THE FUCK

Ren is sick of babysitting you two

I guess

I was about to comment on Kitaoka clearly has his attorney's badge visible while these two try to sell whatever they could find but he's literally just promoting himself so its fine

So much fucking happened

Gorou is he not feeding you right

About time.

Secretary and Spouse really are just the same word to Kitaoka

I mean someone would love to challenge you on that

Ryuki sure is something

Maybe because you can't breathe without lying

Did Japan just have a heatwave in 2002 and this is the result

There it is

Ren is just enjoying this bullshit so much

Finally the article that needed to be posted

I'm only able to watch this EP in 2 minute segments

INOUE KEEP YOUR KINK-

im going to destroy this episode it will be wiped from the face of the earth

WHY AM I HAVINF TO DEAL WITH THIS

Inoue is illegal.

Kin

I've never read the Great Gatsby I assume this is what it's about

This EP wasn't real

Gorou is trying so hard not to laugh

So Grandmother wasn't always full of wisdom huh

So how good an idea is making the traumatised child immediately relive the event

Ren you know fine well they just got ate

Put all passengers in one easy voreable place

There's not a lot of people on this boat so I'll assume most have been vored

Don't trust a man dressed head to toe in snake skin and a collar

Ryuki: maybe you can believe in the snake man

Me: absolutely not never

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

Tits Out

Imagine losing your family and immediately getting attached to a snake skin twink

This awful snake skin twink can really just shout at these monsters to not fucking vore him yet

What if we just put a cardboard cutout of him under the tree I'm sure it would have the same effect

This is honestly a lovely sentiment for this episode and extremely touching

Too bad it's about a man who I wouldn't trust to betray me

Asakura holding flowers comes with me immediately expecting him to just take a fucking bite straight out them

Everyone's robofursonas screaming and fighting

Magic 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Why on earth do you have this chess board set up if you don't plan to play chess

Why does Kitaoka just own a funhouse mirror

You ever take your husband for a drive to get him out of being murdered

EGG SHENANIGANS WONT WIN ME OVER THIS TIME

Babies stop having dumbass fights

You monster! Now I'm wet!

Speed up Goro we gotta get practice for amazons

Shinjorts

Ren... Is morosexual

This man out here to grab asakura's ass

Ren did you really not look into strategy for this boss fight

MMMMMMM

Distrust in a phoenix to stay dead...

A BOY!!!!

Yui dies ?

I'm glad my boy Yu is here to start his shit

Why did you not secure his legs

What on earth decisions were made here

Did this cop just get won over by asakura's beauty what the fuck

Why would you play chicken with Asakura he's not gonna lose

This is a real fun scene where Shinji is still wearing jorts

Dragons are weak to ice type moves

This girl in the hospital with full makeup in and it's not even subtle like damn she putting in so much effort when she don't gotta

IT FINALLY HAPPENED HES FIRED

The only real ship, thank you Zi-O

"I'm sorry about my pet bat trying to eat you"

Nee sato-chan

You've met for like 5 minutes total, Shinji, calm down a bit

I half expected her to just pick up the phone, hang it up, and go back to work without speaking to him

REN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HER

DID YOU EVEN SAFELY TAKE HER IV OUT

Passionate man things are happening

Also quality shift as I watch this on my phone before work

Awful snakes don't have human rights

How long did this guy spend trying to perfect his henshin

It's evangelion actually

Me watching amazons

"Toujou stop being murder horny"

This man really got his husband to poison a man

This poor man

Shirou just having a quick swig of bastard juice

Ryuki is really making me see a man choose to kill his wife and child

WHAT KIND OF POLIC-

Hey so update on my otome kickstarter,

Here's a preview for the event where Asakura kicks the student council president off the roof so you can have lunch up there alone together

Please donate

Asakura: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS ANYONE ON ABOUT WHY ARENT WE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER

This is the homewrecker Toujou that wants you to let your family die for heroic ideals

It's like watching my cat demand entry

Gorou is overworked

Kitaoka will live long enough to sue his doctor for breaching confidentiality; he'll have Gorou set up for long enough

Oh same dude

Shinji: I don't even get paid enough to hire you

Sano: Y'all wanna threesome or are you cheap

Introducing a new rider is either they hit on Shinji or Shinji hits on them

Sano is dangerous he's hitting all my love in a different way to Toujou

It's hard being the homewrecking bastard when he takes you to dinner with his family you want him to kill

The group chat @ me

The ace attorney sequel looks great